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Title: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: Verbalmasturbation on April 16, 2006, 08:32:57 PM
I would like to know. They ones I have used dont let me grip my stick, and the underwear makes my ass look big.

Im serious....What brand gloves?
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: blacksanta on April 16, 2006, 11:19:36 PM
 :(
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: KURDTLUVUR! on April 16, 2006, 11:22:07 PM
 :shock:
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: Lividity on April 16, 2006, 11:44:02 PM
Quote from: KURDTLUVUR! on April 16, 2006, 11:22:07 PM
You can't be serious.

I certainly hope he isn't....

How about playing drums without gardening gloves? What's the use of that anyway?
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: THE DON on April 17, 2006, 12:12:04 AM
stop jocking the melvins
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: Lunica on April 17, 2006, 05:00:50 AM
if your ass looks big, theres a big mans shop on 5th avenue. they're always open and waiting for YOU! if you can fit through the door..
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: glen on April 17, 2006, 08:13:32 AM
Quote from: Verbalmasturbation on April 16, 2006, 08:32:57 PM
Im serious....What brand gloves?
Im serious.......the cheapest ones at your local hardware.   
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: TGH on April 17, 2006, 05:12:16 PM
Quote from: Lividity on April 16, 2006, 11:44:02 PM
Quote from: KURDTLUVUR! on April 16, 2006, 11:22:07 PM
You can't be serious.

I certainly hope he isn't....

How about playing drums without gardening gloves? What's the use of that anyway?

I'm not a drummer, so I'm going to guess just so your hands don't get all ruff. Like maybe Dale or whoever likes having soft hands? Or maybe they give a better grip? I dunno.
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: Lividity on April 17, 2006, 07:09:19 PM
You can just use gloves with no fingers for that...
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: Joe Deutrom on April 17, 2006, 09:21:03 PM
What type of underarm deodorant does Dale use?
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: Lunica on April 18, 2006, 05:24:37 AM
do you wanna know what kinda toothpaste he uses as well? or toilet paper? when you know it all, you can BECOME dale!
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: GrimReaper on April 18, 2006, 06:48:56 AM
Quote from: Joe Deutrom on April 17, 2006, 09:21:03 PM
What type of underarm deodorant does Dale use?

I knew Joe would not let me down.
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: norecess on April 19, 2006, 12:48:27 PM
Quote from: Lunica on April 18, 2006, 05:24:37 AM
do you wanna know what kinda toothpaste he uses as well? or toilet paper? when you know it all, you can BECOME dale!

Cool. Look a likes always look hilarious.

(http://gallery.phillyburbs.com/photos/106/1.aspx)
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: Huey P. Newton on April 20, 2006, 05:34:35 PM
I can't even begin to tell you how many pictures norecess has posted that I have made desktop backrounds.
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: norecess on April 21, 2006, 07:17:47 AM
Quote from: Huey P. Newton on April 20, 2006, 05:34:35 PM
I can't even begin to tell you how many pictures norecess has posted that I have made desktop backrounds.

(http://themelvins.net/forum/Smileys/default/eusa_dance.gif)

Thanks!
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: ManWithNoName on April 21, 2006, 10:43:34 AM
Am I the only one who find micheal jackson's face everything but smooth?
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: mopafeena on April 22, 2006, 04:30:50 AM
He does seem rather pointy in the face.
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: CaptainPungent on April 22, 2006, 04:55:18 PM
i didn't realise that the thread also titled "and underwear"

I have a pair of tighty whities (except they're not white, they're blue) that look exactly like what Dale's wearing in the Salad video.
I like to look at myself in a mirror all sweaty with only them on, reaching up to the sky and swaying back and forth while Boris plays on my stereo.
you guys would love to see that, I bet...
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: klump on April 22, 2006, 05:20:22 PM
garden gloves and ESPECIALLY underwear makes baby jesus cry








I sense a lynchmob forming  :lol:
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: FartLips on April 22, 2006, 05:41:36 PM
Quote from: klump on April 22, 2006, 05:20:22 PM
garden gloves and ESPECIALLY underwear makes baby jesus cry








I sense a lynchmob forming
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: mopafeena on April 23, 2006, 12:47:01 AM
Quote from: CaptainPungent on April 22, 2006, 04:55:18 PM
i didn't realise that the thread also titled "and underwear"

I have a pair of tighty whities (except they're not white, they're blue) that look exactly like what Dale's wearing in the Salad video.
I like to look at myself in a mirror all sweaty with only them on, reaching up to the sky and swaying back and forth while Boris plays on my stereo.
you guys would love to see that, I bet...

:shock: :shock:

You're not gonna post a picture are you?  :lol:
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: Uncle Fester on April 24, 2006, 04:31:00 AM
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Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: anaconda on April 24, 2006, 09:02:06 AM
the answer is obvious, he wears the gardening gloves with little rubber bumps
allover the surface, to maintain grippage and to avoid callouses, no doubt.

His underoos appear to be Fruit of the Loom because he's a daledoe
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: glen on April 24, 2006, 09:50:00 AM
Quote from: anaconda on April 24, 2006, 09:02:06 AM.
His underoos appear to be Fruit of the Loom because he's a daledoe

now would that be the "underwear" that "fun to wear?"
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: Buick GN on December 28, 2007, 09:03:22 AM
King Fucko!

Where are you?!
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: glen on December 28, 2007, 09:13:53 AM
Quote from: Buick GN on December 28, 2007, 09:03:22 AM
King Fucko!

Where are you?!

please, for the love of god,     don't provoke him.
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: Buick GN on December 28, 2007, 09:22:49 AM
Quote from: glen on December 28, 2007, 09:13:53 AM
Quote from: Buick GN on December 28, 2007, 09:03:22 AM
King Fucko!

Where are you?!

please, for the love of god,     don't provoke him.

Maybe he'll make another SF appearance on NYE..if we're lucky.  HA!
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: Rene They Call Him on December 29, 2007, 04:29:08 PM
Quote from: klump on April 22, 2006, 05:20:22 PM
garden gloves and ESPECIALLY underwear makes baby jesus cry








I sense a lynchmob forming  :lol:

Baby JEsus goes indian!
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: FartLips on December 29, 2007, 08:07:47 PM
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Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: grays harbor mafia on December 29, 2007, 11:25:28 PM
The last time i saw the melvins he was wearing the cheap ones with the green rubbery stuff on the palms and fingers....
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: anaconda on December 29, 2007, 11:42:36 PM
'rubber bumps all over the surface.'
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: linoleum blownapart on December 30, 2007, 05:25:44 PM
women's and women's
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: FartLips on December 30, 2007, 05:37:02 PM
Quote from: linoleum blownapart on December 30, 2007, 05:25:44 PM
women's and women's
hooda thunk! :D
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: glen on January 09, 2008, 07:28:09 AM
Title: Re: What brand of gardening gloves and underwear does Dale use
Post by: anaconda on January 09, 2008, 07:57:23 AM
king fucko uses the leather gloves, another reason to choose gardening gloves instead.    :o