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MELVINS => Melvins Discussion => Topic started by: Eponymous on September 17, 2006, 10:23:13 PM

Title: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: Eponymous on September 17, 2006, 10:23:13 PM
...said to me the other day that she thinks she really likes the melvins (hadn't really heard of them before she started working here), and then she suggested that we have a Melvins day (or days) and play all of their stuff in chronological order.

We're up to Boris and she's just gone out for lunch.

How cool is that?   :D
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 17, 2006, 10:24:50 PM
SOMEBODY is in LOOOOOVE!
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: Vcavallo on September 17, 2006, 10:35:54 PM
that's fucking great.
are you both single?  sounds cute.

i had a chronological melvins couple of days.  it was intense.  i did it on (what i thought was) buzz's birthday  <----not a loser.  promise.



NP: Cannibal Corpse = Kill.   
never listened to them before.  pretty great.
i think i heard BuzzBox in The Discipline of Revenge....
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: Eponymous on September 17, 2006, 11:03:18 PM
Aaah, I can assure you it's nothing like that, just cool that I can get away with playing such things at work.

(And for the record, neither of us is single and I'm expecting my second child next month.)
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: Vcavallo on September 17, 2006, 11:17:05 PM
Quote from: Eponymous on September 17, 2006, 11:03:18 PM
Aaah, I can assure you it's nothing like that, just cool that I can get away with playing such things at work.

(And for the record, neither of us is single and I'm expecting my second child next month.)

oh jesus i'm an asshole, you told me that i and i congratulated you... 
:toke: :toke:  does that make it ok?

glad you can have fun at work! what do you do?
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: Eponymous on September 18, 2006, 12:08:47 AM
Quote from: Vcavallo on September 17, 2006, 11:17:05 PM
Quote from: Eponymous on September 17, 2006, 11:03:18 PM
Aaah, I can assure you it's nothing like that, just cool that I can get away with playing such things at work.

(And for the record, neither of us is single and I'm expecting my second child next month.)

oh jesus i'm an asshole, you told me that i and i congratulated you... 
:toke: :toke:  does that make it ok?

glad you can have fun at work! what do you do?
It's no problem, Vinney.

I'm a graphic designer, so it's just the two of us back here in the studio with "Your Blessened" blaring.
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: anaconda on September 18, 2006, 01:25:04 AM
i have a little 19 yr old hottie named Michelle who works in the
design studio with me, she's a tasty redhead
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: FartLips on September 18, 2006, 04:28:43 AM
Quote from: Eponymous on September 18, 2006, 12:08:47 AM
Quote from: Vcavallo on September 17, 2006, 11:17:05 PM
Quote from: Eponymous on September 17, 2006, 11:03:18 PM
Aaah, I can assure you it's nothing like that, just cool that I can get away with playing such things at work.

(And for the record, neither of us is single and I'm expecting my second child next month.)

oh jesus i'm an asshole, you told me that i and i congratulated you...
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: norecess on September 18, 2006, 04:45:24 AM
Quote from: Vcavallo on September 17, 2006, 10:35:54 PM
NP: Cannibal Corpse = Kill.   
never listened to them before.  pretty great.

dontyoutellme!
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: SchnabelA on September 18, 2006, 06:06:06 AM
Quote from: anaconda on September 18, 2006, 01:25:04 AM
i have a little 19 yr old hottie named Michelle who works in the
design studio with me, she's a tasty redhead

You sleazy old man! :lol: Suggestion for you Condy, instead of Melvins-tunes, let her her some Beatles:

Michelle, ma belle, these are words that go together well, myMichelle
Michelle, ma belle, sontles mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bienensemble
I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say
until I find a way
I will say the only words I know that you'll understand.

Chorus
I need you, I need you, I need you, I need to make you see
oh what you mean to me
until I do I'm hoping you will know what I mean

Chorus
I want you, I want you, I want you, I think you know by now
I'll get to you somehow
until I do I'm telling you so you'll understand

Michelle, ma belle sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bienensemble
I will say the only words I know that you'll understand, my Michelle

That`s a winner, Condy, and even better if you perform it yourself.  :lol:
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: blackpeniskurva on September 18, 2006, 06:59:04 AM
Quote from: anaconda on September 18, 2006, 01:25:04 AM
i have a little 19 yr old hottie named Michelle who works in the
design studio with me, she's a tasty redhead

Redheads are the best! Post a pic :P
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: Vcavallo on September 18, 2006, 08:26:27 AM
Quote from: norecess on September 18, 2006, 04:45:24 AM
Quote from: Vcavallo on September 17, 2006, 10:35:54 PM
NP: Cannibal Corpse = Kill.
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: glen on September 18, 2006, 12:38:46 PM
Quote from: anaconda on September 18, 2006, 01:25:04 AM
i have a little 19 yr old hottie named Michelle who works in the
design studio with me, she's a tasty redhead

hell geah,  a 19 year old red-head?  daddy wants to see!!

although I'm not allowed to "officially" discuss redheads.  my last squeeze before meeting my wife was a redhead.  so somehow every redheaded woman on the planet must pay. 
?????
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: Lung Custard on September 18, 2006, 05:47:40 PM
I'm jealous now. All I have is a 22 year old dark haired little hottie who sits in my car with me and loves "at the stake". Actually that doesn't sound too bad really. But it's unrequited love I'm afraid.
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: anaconda on September 18, 2006, 07:47:25 PM
(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/DCP_1659.jpg)
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: blag jesus himself on September 18, 2006, 07:58:38 PM
eponymous
I'm a graphic designer,

anaconda
i have a little 19 yr old hottie named Michelle who works in the
design studio with me


i'm a graphic designer, too...how many of us are there on the melvins message board?  does anyone else like to listen to ligature while theyre kerning text?  <---melvins/design nerd joke, everyone else can disregard this last sentence
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: M i C H e L L e on September 18, 2006, 09:22:44 PM
Quote from: anaconda on September 18, 2006, 07:47:25 PM
(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/DCP_1659.jpg)

She's a hot little number!!!
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: Eponymous on September 18, 2006, 09:30:01 PM
Quote from: anaconda on September 18, 2006, 07:47:25 PM
(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/DCP_1659.jpg)
She is a cutie.

Looks a lot like an ex of mine, actually. Ah, the memories come flooding back.
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: Eponymous on September 18, 2006, 09:32:28 PM
Quote from: Lung Custard on September 18, 2006, 05:47:40 PM
... a 22 year old dark haired little hottie who sits in my car with me and loves "at the stake".
Weirdly, that song was playing when read this.
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: FartLips on September 18, 2006, 09:49:14 PM
Quote from: Sweet Intuition on September 18, 2006, 09:22:44 PM
Quote from: anaconda on September 18, 2006, 07:47:25 PM
(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/DCP_1659.jpg)

She's a hot little number!!!
soooo.....  when are you gonna bang her?


sorry i'm troubled. :?
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: M i C H e L L e on September 18, 2006, 09:54:55 PM
I've always been a sucker for Redheads!  Must be those Blue Eyes!

Seriously, she's really cute! :love:
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: ManWithNoName on September 18, 2006, 10:02:02 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on September 18, 2006, 09:49:14 PM
Quote from: Sweet Intuition on September 18, 2006, 09:22:44 PM
Quote from: anaconda on September 18, 2006, 07:47:25 PM

She's a hot little number!!!
soooo.....  when are you gonna bang her?


sorry i'm troubled. :?
I bet he's already hit it. that damn conda, what a ladies man.
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 18, 2006, 10:40:29 PM
Quote from: anaconda on September 18, 2006, 07:47:25 PM
(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/DCP_1659.jpg)
Tell her your name is ANACONDA.  That will impress her.
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: anaconda on September 18, 2006, 10:41:57 PM
We're at the close up conversation, casual touching stage.
:o


Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 18, 2006, 11:19:55 PM
Quote from: anaconda on September 18, 2006, 10:41:57 PM
We're at the close up conversation, casual touching stage.
:o



(http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6180/s80949gzr7.jpg)
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: Vcavallo on September 18, 2006, 11:24:47 PM
Quote from: anaconda on September 18, 2006, 10:41:57 PM
We're at the close up conversation, casual touching stage.
:o


how would Snafu feel about this?
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: anaconda on September 19, 2006, 12:11:05 AM
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAH!!! oh fuck man, he'd wimper
and so would his mommy jen, the woman i've lived with
and loved for over 5 years
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: Vcavallo on September 19, 2006, 12:19:21 AM
Quote from: anaconda on September 19, 2006, 12:11:05 AM
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAH!!! oh fuck man, he'd wimper
and so would his mommy jen, the woman i've lived with
and loved for over 5 years

'zacktly where i was going. 
brad is behaved!  don't encourage him
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: dontyoutellme on September 19, 2006, 12:27:16 AM
Quote from: norecess on September 18, 2006, 04:45:24 AM
Quote from: Vcavallo on September 17, 2006, 10:35:54 PM
NP: Cannibal Corpse = Kill.   
never listened to them before.  pretty great.

dontyoutellme!

thats whats up.
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: Doctor Seamonkey on September 19, 2006, 01:41:41 AM
Believe it or not I'm a Graphic Design major. Not that anyone knows me/ cares. But there must be something subliminal about (the) Melvins that draws the Graphic Designers to them. Maybe we are all just in love with Mackie and waiting for someone on this board to post "Buzz and Mackie file for divorce". That was mean, I don't want Mackie to leave Buzz, or vice versa.

Ok, there's my contribution for this fortnight.
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: mopafeena on September 19, 2006, 02:39:48 AM
Quote from: Vcavallo on September 19, 2006, 12:19:21 AM
Quote from: anaconda on September 19, 2006, 12:11:05 AM
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAH!!! oh fuck man, he'd wimper
and so would his mommy jen, the woman i've lived with
and loved for over 5 years

'zacktly where i was going.
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: Vcavallo on September 19, 2006, 09:34:13 AM
Quote from: mopafeena on September 19, 2006, 02:39:48 AM
Quote from: Vcavallo on September 19, 2006, 12:19:21 AM
Quote from: anaconda on September 19, 2006, 12:11:05 AM
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAH!!! oh fuck man, he'd wimper
and so would his mommy jen, the woman i've lived with
and loved for over 5 years

'zacktly where i was going.
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: blacksanta on September 19, 2006, 04:56:42 PM
Word up, I'd suck on that red-head like a smoked neckbone!
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: Lung Custard on September 19, 2006, 07:23:40 PM
What a fine young specimen. I think I might apply for a job where she works even if it means cleaning toilets at least I get to see her every day.
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: (PAUL) on September 19, 2006, 10:33:31 PM
I used to go to school for Graphic Design but really sucked at it so now I'm going to school for Networking. Not super exciting, but I dig it. As far as redheads, my sister has red hair so they're not really for me, you know, with the Freud thing.
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on September 19, 2006, 10:53:13 PM
Do the curtains match the drapes?
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: (PAUL) on September 19, 2006, 10:56:25 PM
Let me say what I've had to say all my life: "Dude, that's my sister!"
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: GrimReaper on September 19, 2006, 11:02:33 PM

Anaconda aka Shai-Hulud.

She's lookin fine bro.
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: Dog Tired on September 19, 2006, 11:29:31 PM
Quote from: Lung Custard on September 19, 2006, 07:23:40 PM
What a fine young specimen. I think I might apply for a job where she works even if it means cleaning toilets at least I get to see her every day.

that's pretty embarassing.
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: Vcavallo on September 19, 2006, 11:53:22 PM
so i guess i am the only male on the board that doesn't think this girl is that attractive..?
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: Eponymous on September 20, 2006, 12:02:37 AM
Quote from: Vcavallo on September 19, 2006, 11:53:22 PM
so i guess i am the only male on the board that doesn't think this girl is that attractive..?

Yes. Yes, you are.
Title: Re: So, a girl I work with...
Post by: mopafeena on September 20, 2006, 01:09:39 AM
Quote from: Vcavallo on September 19, 2006, 11:53:22 PM
so i guess i am the only male on the board that doesn't think this girl is that attractive..?

Nah, i didn't think she was that great. I was joking about the hook up statement. I mean in person she might look different etc but yeah, not really my type sort of thing, if i even have a type. She's deffinately not un attractive though and is probally a really cool person and all.