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Title: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: chopklop on December 01, 2006, 11:52:55 AM
Got to the lovely Troubadour before anything started which made me happy because I missed the goddamn Venice exit off the 10. After back tracking throught Santa Monica I got there with time to spare. Going to a show a few weeks ago at the HOB on Sunset made me realize what a great venue the Troub is. Great sound, you can kick back on the balcony with a great view or be down on the floor. And it always seems to be properly ventilated. And it is still possible to find free parking in the surrounding area if your willing to walk a few blocks, nothing like that god forsaken clusterfuck neighborhood around Sunset Blvd where your lucky to pay $7 and still haft to walk a mile to the venue.

Anyway, first up was Altamont I believe. I was standing right up front and the bass was ringing the fuck out of my right ear. Couldn't hear the vocals at all and they seemed to be all looking at each other like a band who hasn't practiced in a long time does. They weren't bad though, the BB dude was drumming for them. I remember seeing him with Dead Low Tide and he's just as bad ass as I remembered him to be.

Then we got an appearance from the fabled Hot Sauce. He had a side kick with him this time named Soy Sauce (an asian dude who apparently didn't know da English langwitch) who just stood next to his master the whole time not saying much. Hot Sauce made it clear that his side kick came up with the name himself so he didn't want us to think he was pulling some Laugh Factory bullshit. Then he went on to tell us he was from Tallahassee, FL and that him and Soy Sauce had a comedy routine which he tried to demonstrate. Didn't work out so great... Anyway, after telling the crowd to "shut up" repeatedly he went on to a Queen cover ukelele style where Soy Sauce ripped a bad ass solo on his uke with distortion. After some parting words Hot Sauce says, "Fuck y'all" and that was it.  On his way backstage he started pointing at and admonishing the crowd without his mic. Kind of a surly bastard. Hilarious shit, all of it!

Porn next. Pretty heavy. Dale and two dudes whom I've been seeing for years roadie-ing for the Melvins. The guy who looks like Jesus and then the dude who looks like a pudgy version of David Scott Stone.

Big Biz (who's set was short but bad ass) and then the new Melvins ensemble. Let me start by saying that I had been waiting for a Melvs show to redeem that Jello bullshit at the Henry Fonda a few years back (their last gig in town that I knew of). Since before that they cancelled the Pigs tour before they got to California. Well the wait was definitely worth it. Watching Dale and BB dude from above was worth the price of admission alone. The new bass player sings pretty well and has a bit more range than does Buzz, the two together sounded great! A History of Bad Men sounded amazing. Great show all around. Can't wait for Costa Mesa. But $20 for a fucking tour poster!!!
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: norecess on December 01, 2006, 12:36:37 PM
Great review, thanks. That Asian guy must be Toshi!
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: hagus667 on December 01, 2006, 01:59:19 PM
yeah, Soy Sauce was Toshi.  And what's the deal with this Hot Sauce guy?  hilarious.
I was disappointed that the Altamont set was so short, but Porn made up for it.  They had just enough "piss off the crowd" mixed with full-frontal-assault rocking to please me.  And was that Nick Oliveri who came out to sing "Sex Bomb" with them?
I still can't fully wrap my brain around the fucking awesomeness of the new Melvins.  I've been counting down the hours to this show for weeks, and it definitely paid off.  I agree that the Jelvins show was sub-par, but I'm still glad I saw it.  But this...
The first song Big Business did with Dale on guitar was the beginning of over an hour of jaw-dropping rock for me last night.  I can't believe Dale was in ALL of the bands last night!  What a powerhouse.  AND they did "The Bloated Pope!"  The drum soloing (I guess that would be "drum duet") never got old.  My friend Ray in New Orleans saw them a few weeks ago.  His theory is that Dale and Buzz are getting on up there in the years, so they are training Big Business to become the Melvins.  "It's time to pass the torch--you're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you." 
And lastly, although the Melvins put out some of their most classic albums with Rutmanis, and he's one of my favorite bass players of theirs, I'm so glad he's gone, because otherwise last night would not have been possible.  They've taken it to the next level. 
damn.
double damn.

--hagus
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: pinkyslim on December 01, 2006, 02:06:06 PM
Costa Mesa tomorrow night!!!!!!!!!!!!
My ex-stripper wife will be wearing a motorhead shirt snuggling
her D-cups..
I will be sporting my black "Sean Jean" sweatsuit w/ Melvins Low dunk skulls.
Come say HELLO!
X-Mas cheer w/ booze and weed.
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 01, 2006, 02:59:40 PM
Quote from: hagus667 on December 01, 2006, 01:59:19 PM
yeah, Soy Sauce was Toshi.  And what's the deal with this Hot Sauce guy?  hilarious.
I was disappointed that the Altamont set was so short, but Porn made up for it.  They had just enough "piss off the crowd" mixed with full-frontal-assault rocking to please me.  And was that Richie Goodtimes who came out to sing "Sex Bomb" with them?
I still can't fully wrap my brain around the fucking awesomeness of the new Melvins.  I've been counting down the hours to this show for weeks, and it definitely paid off.  I agree that the Jelvins show was sub-par, but I'm still glad I saw it.  But this...
The first song Big Business did with Dale on guitar was the beginning of over an hour of jaw-dropping rock for me last night.  I can't believe Dale was in ALL of the bands last night!  What a powerhouse.  AND they did "The Bloated Pope!"  The drum soloing (I guess that would be "drum duet") never got old.  My friend Ray in New Orleans saw them a few weeks ago.  His theory is that Dale and Buzz are getting on up there in the years, so they are training Big Business to become the Melvins.  "It's time to pass the torch--you're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you." 
And lastly, although the Melvins put out some of their most classic albums with Rutmanis, and he's one of my favorite bass players of theirs, I'm so glad he's gone, because otherwise last night would not have been possible.  They've taken it to the next level. 
damn.
double damn.

--hagus
:shock:
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: Rev. Mike on December 01, 2006, 08:05:47 PM
That was Richie Good Times doing Sex Bomb.
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: CH on December 01, 2006, 08:11:44 PM
Quote from: Rev. Mike on December 01, 2006, 08:05:47 PM
That was Richie Good Times doing Sex Bomb.
Did you cancel your TV EYE dvd with paypal?  I got the dvd yesterday; it's pretty good so far.  They said they'd just sent out all the preorders.
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: Rev. Mike on December 02, 2006, 08:22:34 AM
Paypal was passed the 45 day window, the reason no one had gotten back to me was because the editor had been out of town for two weeks.  I complained about the fact that it had been a month since they said it would ship in a week and they still hadn't shipped, so they gave me a refund, and supposedly they're going to send me a complimentary copy of the issue.
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: hagus667 on December 03, 2006, 10:00:29 AM
Quote from: Rev. Mike on December 01, 2006, 08:05:47 PM
That was Richie Good Times doing Sex Bomb.

I am ignorant.  Who is this "Richie Good Times?"
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: CH on December 03, 2006, 09:58:34 PM
Quote from: hagus667 on December 03, 2006, 10:00:29 AM
Quote from: Rev. Mike on December 01, 2006, 08:05:47 PM
That was Richie Good Times doing Sex Bomb.

I am ignorant.  Who is this "Richie Good Times?"
He's the guy that sang in the minnie costume.
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: norecess on December 04, 2006, 05:53:53 AM
Quote from: hagus667 on December 03, 2006, 10:00:29 AM
Quote from: Rev. Mike on December 01, 2006, 08:05:47 PM
That was Richie Good Times doing Sex Bomb.

I am ignorant.  Who is this "Richie Good Times?"

There's a search field on the top of this page, it should return several results on 'richie' and/or 'richie goodtimes'.
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: CH on December 04, 2006, 05:58:37 AM
Crowd picture.

(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/6287/crowd3vu5.th.jpg) (http://img170.imageshack.us/my.php?image=crowd3vu5.jpg)
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: glen on December 04, 2006, 10:52:20 AM
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Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: CH on December 04, 2006, 12:22:33 PM
Quote from: glen on December 04, 2006, 10:52:20 AM
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Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: glen on December 04, 2006, 12:37:42 PM
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Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: CH on December 04, 2006, 01:03:23 PM
Quote from: glen on December 04, 2006, 12:37:42 PM
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Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: RichieGoodtimes on December 04, 2006, 02:27:04 PM
It was supposed to be the Ladybug costume but I couldn't find it before we left SF. We went down to the costume shop on Hollywood Blvd looking for a suitable replacement before the show but they didn't have any ladybugs, so we got the $10 child's generic mouse costume cause it was the same colors. That pretty much went exactly as expected. Blank stares and minor hostility. I had a great time. We did it again in San Diego and Costa Mesa.

The last 4 days were totally awesome. I rode along in the Buzzo/Moss van and bullshitted with the King.

Me and Moss flew back to SF last night from LAX and bought our tickets at the airport with cash and got the total Al Quaeda treatment going through security. Pretty funny. Moss looked totally uncomfortable during the anal cavity search.

I need a couple days to recuperate. It was totally worth it though.

Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: CH on December 04, 2006, 02:38:54 PM
Quote from: RichieGoodtimes on December 04, 2006, 02:27:04 PM
It was supposed to be the Ladybug costume but I couldn't find it before we left SF. We went down to the costume shop on Hollywood Blvd looking for a suitable replacement before the show but they didn't have any ladybugs, so we got the $10 child's generic mouse costume cause it was the same colors. That pretty much went exactly as expected. Blank stares and minor hostility. I had a great time. We did it again in San Diego and Costa Mesa.

The last 4 days were totally awesome. I rode along in the Buzzo/Moss van and bullshitted with the King.

Me and Moss flew back to SF last night from LAX and bought our tickets at the airport with cash and got the total Al Quaeda treatment going through security. Pretty funny. Moss looked totally uncomfortable during the anal cavity search.

I need a couple days to recuperate. It was totally worth it though.


I thought your part was great in Costa Mesa.  Good work!
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: glen on December 04, 2006, 02:47:50 PM
Quote from: RichieGoodtimes on December 04, 2006, 02:27:04 PM
It was supposed to be the Ladybug costume but I couldn't find it before we left SF. We went down to the costume shop on Hollywood Blvd looking for a suitable replacement before the show but they didn't have any ladybugs, so we got the $10 child's generic mouse costume cause it was the same colors. That pretty much went exactly as expected. Blank stares and minor hostility. I had a great time. We did it again in San Diego and Costa Mesa.

The last 4 days were totally awesome. I rode along in the Buzzo/Moss van and bullshitted with the King.

Me and Moss flew back to SF last night from LAX and bought our tickets at the airport with cash and got the total Al Quaeda treatment going through security. Pretty funny. Moss looked totally uncomfortable during the anal cavity search.

I need a couple days to recuperate. It was totally worth it though.



thanks for the brief review rich.   hope you find time for a more lengthy description of your adventure.

Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: RichieGoodtimes on December 04, 2006, 03:13:00 PM
Here's my personal favorite show review that we found, complete with pictures from some dude's Flickr account. Enjoy.

Ball shots...

http://stonerrock.com/forums2/allposts.asp?summary=1&Forum=ap686574459&ID=22740&access=2&status=1&StartAt=0&subject=Melvins%2FBig+Business+Troubadour+Hollywood+11%2D30%2D06
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: M i C H e L L e on December 04, 2006, 09:16:05 PM
From one of the reviews:
QuoteAlso, a gentleman in a baby outfit came out and sang for one song. Perhaps not the best outfit of choice, as it wasn't necessarily a pretty sight (which was probably the point). One too many "ball-shots" in those tight spandex. Moss and Crover laid no claim to his appearance, as they questioned, "who the hell was that?"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: FartLips on December 04, 2006, 10:16:23 PM
great pics! for those of you though who are still unsure if hot sauce is jared, just look at the shoes.
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: RichieGoodtimes on December 04, 2006, 11:51:30 PM
Hot Sauce was Jared?

No way!
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: CH on December 05, 2006, 01:28:45 AM
Quote from: RichieGoodtimes on December 04, 2006, 11:51:30 PM
Hot Sauce was Jared?

No way!
What a silly goose!
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: glen on December 05, 2006, 06:47:10 AM
yet still no pics of the aformentioned richie in mousie costume.
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: GrimReaper on December 05, 2006, 10:32:38 AM

How did he hide his hair?  :D
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: RichieGoodtimes on December 05, 2006, 07:07:00 PM
There are TWO pages in the Flickr album some dude linked in his post on Stonerrock.

Page TWO, Glen.
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: CH on December 05, 2006, 07:17:59 PM
(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3861/picture1ws2.png)
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: norecess on December 05, 2006, 07:26:31 PM
Cool picture from the same photographer:

(http://static.flickr.com/115/311606744_66a8e43a23.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: glen on December 05, 2006, 08:32:22 PM
Quote from: RichieGoodtimes on December 05, 2006, 07:07:00 PM

Page TWO, Glen.

well DDDUUUHHH!   remember rich, I'm kindof a tard.

but rich... I think possibly you were shopping in the juniors section.  but I DO like your socks.
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: spunkmonkey on December 05, 2006, 08:41:27 PM
Quotegot the $10 child's generic mouse costume

Read much Glen?
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: glen on December 06, 2006, 06:36:17 AM
Quote from: spunkmonkey on December 05, 2006, 08:41:27 PM
Quotegot the $10 child's generic mouse costume

Read much Glen?

I'm more of a browser.

now would you GET THE FUCK OFF MY CASE??
whos side are you on here spunk?   

*fuckin guy follows me around this board TORMENTING me.*


:D
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: FartLips on December 06, 2006, 07:52:47 AM
Quote from: glen on December 06, 2006, 06:36:17 AM
Quote from: spunkmonkey on December 05, 2006, 08:41:27 PM
Quotegot the $10 child's generic mouse costume

Read much Glen?

I'm more of a browser.

now would you GET THE FUCK OFF MY CASE??
whos side are you on here spunk?   

*fuckin guy follows me around this board TORMENTING me.*


:D
vinny feels the same way.
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: spunkmonkey on December 06, 2006, 02:19:06 PM
Welcome to my maze of torment  8)

Aw Glen, you know how I feel about you.  Can't I bust your balls once and awhile?
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: CH on December 06, 2006, 02:47:51 PM
Quote from: spunkmonkey on December 06, 2006, 02:19:06 PM
Welcome to my maze of torment  8)

Aw Glen, you know how I feel about you.  Can't I lick your balls once and awhile?
Has Glen and spunkymonkey made up??
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: spunkmonkey on December 06, 2006, 04:37:26 PM
Nah, we don't make up, we make out  :love:

I've known Glen going on 20 years now, he know's I'm just funnin'.
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: glen on December 06, 2006, 06:21:09 PM
Quote from: spunkmonkey on December 06, 2006, 04:37:26 PM

I've known Glen going on 20 years now, he know's I'm just funnin'.

funnin' is my surname!    thats why I say " :D".
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: spunkmonkey on December 06, 2006, 06:51:43 PM
Hey Glen, did you catch-on to my Morbid Angel reference?  huh, didja, huh?

I'll follow you on his board like a flip-flop wielding madman.
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: glen on December 07, 2006, 02:21:02 PM
hey rich,  I hear tell you had some hard luck with a poster for the SD show.  what happened there?
so you got stiffed on some cash?

I bet if you got a bunch of posters left over from a show the fine people around here would be glad to help you out by purchasing them.

whats the scoop?
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: CH on December 07, 2006, 02:56:23 PM
Quote from: glen on December 07, 2006, 02:21:02 PM
hey rich,  I hear tell you had some hard luck with a poster for the SD show.  what happened there?
so you got stiffed on some cash?

I bet if you got a bunch of posters left over from a show the fine people around here would be glad to help you out by purchasing them.

whats the scoop?
Why didn't the posters get delivered?????
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: RichieGoodtimes on December 07, 2006, 11:59:39 PM
A supposedly reliable person in San Diego who I had them delivered to, turned out to be unreliable.

When I get them, they will be on sale, posssibly through the Melvins themselves, or Ipecac. I hate handling sales.

The money stiffing part came from how much they cost to produce. They were ridiculously expensive as they were made in China and shipped to the states. They're unlike anything you've ever seen. They're like a blacklight velvet poster...except they look like a blacklight is on them...all the time. There are phosphorescent nano fibers in the flocking that refract any light that they absorb. Crazy stuff. New technology. Hard to get made.
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: Buick GN on December 08, 2006, 05:41:54 AM
(http://www.themelvins.net/wiki/images/a/a6/20061201.jpg)
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: maffymaff on December 08, 2006, 06:15:43 AM
Quote from: RichieGoodtimes on December 07, 2006, 11:59:39 PM
A supposedly reliable person in San Diego who I had them delivered to, turned out to be unreliable.

When I get them, they will be on sale, posssibly through the Melvins themselves, or Ipecac. I hate handling sales.

The money stiffing part came from how much they cost to produce. They were ridiculously expensive as they were made in China and shipped to the states. They're unlike anything you've ever seen. They're like a blacklight velvet poster...except they look like a blacklight is on them...all the time. There are phosphorescent nano fibers in the flocking that refract any light that they absorb. Crazy stuff. New technology. Hard to get made.

That's some fancy-ass shit Richie! Wouldn't mind getting my grubby little mits on one of those!

And I hope the unreliable person has got what they deserve!
Title: Re: Hollyrock, CA 11-30-06
Post by: glen on December 08, 2006, 09:44:51 AM
thats a bit of a different direction for a richie goodtimes poster.    I wouldn't guess that was richie's work if I didn't know better by the label at the bottom left.