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Title: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: theamazingkort on July 29, 2007, 11:02:36 PM
A History of Bad Men was featured in a Lindsay Lohan stripping scene in the new movie "I Know Who Killed Me".

Don't waste your money, just download it.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: GrimReaper on July 30, 2007, 04:46:12 AM
Serious?

Melvins could have been on a soundtrack if the movie worked.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: theamazingkort on July 30, 2007, 11:42:23 AM
Serious.  It comes on about an hour and 20 minutes into the film.

The movie was down right terrible.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Lunica on July 30, 2007, 12:58:14 PM
Then why did you watch it?
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: theamazingkort on July 30, 2007, 04:29:05 PM
Because Lindsay Lohan is a train-wreck.

Hilarity ensued.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: CaptainPungent on July 30, 2007, 06:55:29 PM
this disturbs me that the idiots who see this film will have the grace of hearing the melvins, they're not good enough to hear it.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: mopafeena on July 30, 2007, 07:11:33 PM
I believe The Sword are also on the soundtrack.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: ManWithNoName on July 30, 2007, 07:35:45 PM
Quote from: CaptainPungent on July 30, 2007, 06:55:29 PM
this disturbs me that the idiots who see this film will have the grace of hearing the melvins, they're not good enough to hear it.
You're right. the melvins should be featured in the next harry potter.  :P
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Mad Arab on July 30, 2007, 08:26:32 PM
Think about how funny this is. This is a pure melvins moment!
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: norecess on July 31, 2007, 01:27:28 AM
Quote from: CaptainPungent on July 30, 2007, 06:55:29 PM
this disturbs me that the idiots who see this film will have the grace of hearing the melvins, they're not good enough to hear it.

Almost the same can be said for Hype!, you know. Joe is right, this is all part of the great mystery that is Melvins.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: blackjosh on July 31, 2007, 10:50:41 PM
I think it's great.  not the movie, I'm not going to see it.  But the fact that band is getting paid.  more money equals a bigger budget for melvins projects.  I hope they do a sequel.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: MolSook on August 01, 2007, 10:30:23 PM
Hahahaha, too funny!
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: dontyoutellme on August 02, 2007, 03:39:13 PM
im totally gonna see this movie. not because of the melvins but because i love that hot junky slut.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: anaconda on August 02, 2007, 03:53:53 PM
 :D

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i82/catdirt/lindsay_lohan_jeremy_piven_party.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: norecess on August 02, 2007, 03:55:50 PM
Man, look how white that background is.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: FartLips on August 02, 2007, 08:12:45 PM
Quote from: norecess on August 02, 2007, 03:55:50 PM
Man, look how white that background is.
and the foreground!  she really gets into her characters.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: anaconda on August 02, 2007, 10:11:43 PM
white trash??
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: ManWithNoName on August 02, 2007, 10:18:20 PM
that carpet is disgusting
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: FartLips on August 02, 2007, 10:20:08 PM
i think she shaves, manwith. :P
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: M i C H e L L e on August 03, 2007, 01:36:21 AM
Fire Crotch
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: mopafeena on August 03, 2007, 01:48:43 AM
Quote from: Sweet Intuition on August 03, 2007, 01:36:21 AM
Fire Crotch

Fanta Pants!!
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: dontyoutellme on August 03, 2007, 03:59:53 PM
to do completely melvins related research i went and saw this movie last night. it was so horrible that i kind of liked it. many parts of this movie made absolutely no sense- and not in a good way. the- a history of bad men ["with permission from melvins"] scene was kind of hot. she looked really boated and sickly in parts. also, no titties. wtf? you did get to see lindz try a hand at an amputee bonefest. take what you can get. movies in ny are 10.75. thats why i have an optimum rewards card. anyway some really creepy guy was sitting up front/center all alone [there were five other people in the theater] and didnt budge when the movie was over. ooooh---oohhooohhh. my boyfriend and i talked throughout the movie, as no one was around to shush us and the plot was sooooooo ridiculous it merited an immediate interchange of grotesque jokes.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Idlehanz on August 03, 2007, 04:08:07 PM
Amputee bonefest?  :) 

What's with people playing strippers in movies and not stripping anyway?
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: FartLips on August 03, 2007, 08:21:33 PM
thats like eating a banana with the peel on! :shock:
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: mopafeena on August 03, 2007, 11:11:31 PM
Quote from: Gene Parmesan on August 03, 2007, 08:21:33 PM
thats like eating a banana with the peel on! :shock:

banana peel doesn't taste that great.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Idlehanz on August 03, 2007, 11:21:07 PM
I think Lohan is a major celebutard as much as the rest, but I still find her attractive.  I can't say the same for the other whores.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: mopafeena on August 03, 2007, 11:39:45 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on August 03, 2007, 11:21:07 PM
I think Lohan is a major celebutard as much as the rest, but I still find her attractive.  I can't say the same for the other whores.
Yeah, she's kind of attractive in her own way.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: FartLips on August 03, 2007, 11:44:45 PM
Quote from: mopafeena on August 03, 2007, 11:39:45 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on August 03, 2007, 11:21:07 PM
I think Lohan is a major celebutard as much as the rest, but I still find her attractive.  I can't say the same for the other whores.
Yeah, she's kind of attractive in her own way.
maybe a coke whore's way. that is so hot!
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Jack Mort on August 03, 2007, 11:55:06 PM
that bitch a stank ho now.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Idlehanz on August 03, 2007, 11:56:03 PM
Quote from: Jack Mort on August 03, 2007, 11:55:06 PM
that bitch a stank ho now.
Words of wisdom.  Thanks Mr. Chappelle.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Jack Mort on August 04, 2007, 02:41:48 AM
Quote from: Idlehanz on August 03, 2007, 11:56:03 PM
Quote from: Jack Mort on August 03, 2007, 11:55:06 PM
that bitch a stank ho now.
Words of wisdom.  Thanks Mr. Chappelle.

I never claimed to be above such mundance and plebian pursuits such as Television.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Idlehanz on August 04, 2007, 02:48:51 AM
Quote from: Jack Mort on August 04, 2007, 02:41:48 AM
Quote from: Idlehanz on August 03, 2007, 11:56:03 PM
Quote from: Jack Mort on August 03, 2007, 11:55:06 PM
that bitch a stank ho now.
Words of wisdom.  Thanks Mr. Chappelle.

I never claimed to be above such mundance and plebian pursuits such as Television.
And I never claimed to be nothing more than a smart ass who isn't t good at jokes :)
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Jack Mort on August 04, 2007, 02:52:31 AM
Lets not pyramid this now.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: lemmeseethatrectum on August 04, 2007, 04:14:28 AM
Quote from: Idlehanz on August 04, 2007, 02:48:51 AM

And I never claimed to be nothing more than a smart ass who isn't t good at jokes :)
Triple negative?!?!?
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Idlehanz on August 04, 2007, 04:18:43 AM
Quote from: Jack Mort on August 04, 2007, 02:52:31 AM
Lets not pyramid this now.
I admit I was probably being more of a dick than I should have been, but it was meant as a joke, not an attack.

Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: FartLips on August 04, 2007, 07:09:47 AM
Quote from: lemmeseethatrectum on August 04, 2007, 04:14:28 AM
Quote from: Idlehanz on August 04, 2007, 02:48:51 AM

And I never claimed to be nothing more than a smart ass who isn't t good at jokes :)
Triple negative?!?!?
ultra positive.




is the bungleboard leaking again?
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Idlehanz on August 04, 2007, 11:23:21 AM
Quote from: FART LIPS on August 04, 2007, 07:09:47 AM
Quote from: lemmeseethatrectum on August 04, 2007, 04:14:28 AM
Quote from: Idlehanz on August 04, 2007, 02:48:51 AM

And I never claimed to be nothing more than a smart ass who isn't t good at jokes :)
Triple negative?!?!?
ultra positive.




is the bungleboard leaking again?
yea, I know, mood got a little testy.  Partly my fault.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: FartLips on August 05, 2007, 03:33:10 AM
for ya'll who have no ambitions towards seeing this movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwN390mDmXw
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: M i C H e L L e on August 05, 2007, 04:02:53 AM
She's not a very good dancer, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't turned on by this. 
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on August 05, 2007, 10:20:21 AM
i never realized how good that song is 8).  surely that's not taken directly from the film, is it?


that was a horrible attempt at stripping.  i wouldn't have gave her a single dollar bill.  does she play a smack loving stripper in the movie or something?
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: (PAUL) on August 05, 2007, 11:38:04 AM
Wow, thats all sorts of fucked up. I wonder if the Melvins will be a significant influence on her next solo cd.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Dead Cowboy on August 05, 2007, 01:52:45 PM
I rather see ritchie bump and grind to caped crusader.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: FartLips on August 05, 2007, 01:58:17 PM
goodtimes?
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Dead Cowboy on August 05, 2007, 02:07:12 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on August 05, 2007, 01:58:17 PM
goodtimes?
Yes.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: anaconda on August 05, 2007, 02:22:06 PM
you cats are blind!! love linds's blinding white ass melons!
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: CaptainPungent on August 05, 2007, 06:41:59 PM
i don't know, i guess i'd get a little chubs to seeing lohan strip, but i find her repulsive
i don't get turned on when girls act totally wasted and coked up, it ruins how good their body could look in regular motion
and therefore all the use on it either makes them really thin, or just ugly
so i don't find her attractive at all, but i'm about the same age as her so when that twin movie came out i had a big boner, even though i probably hadn't masturbated yet.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: WOLD on August 07, 2007, 07:56:01 AM
i dont know how she acts when drunk but ive seen her without makeup..
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: WOLD on August 07, 2007, 08:04:04 AM
holy shiznit ... there actually IS a Melvins song in there  :shock:
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: GrimReaper on August 07, 2007, 11:03:47 AM
Yes there is, that's why Joe D. called it a Melvins moment. The irony of it is uncanny.
Melvins get a song on a major movie production, after their song the leading actress is shown using, the movie bombs, and then the leading actress gets arrested, again.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Erikkerik on August 07, 2007, 11:19:10 AM
a stripper who cries, does pills and drinks booze inbetween shows. Wow what a original and thought provoking story.


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Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: GrimReaper on August 07, 2007, 11:32:46 AM


She has a freckle or a mole under her right arm pit.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Greasy Statement on August 07, 2007, 12:20:29 PM
that posted pic was the antithesis of all that is good about half naked women...
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: jaymz on August 07, 2007, 01:24:28 PM
Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on August 05, 2007, 10:20:21 AM
does she play a smack loving stripper in the movie or something?

No thats when she was on that show COPS.

I'd like to fuck her in the arse with a cricket bat and slam her head into a urinal while sinking a history of bad men.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: FartLips on August 07, 2007, 07:36:44 PM
Quote from: jaymz on August 07, 2007, 01:24:28 PM
Quote from: Rusty Shackleford on August 05, 2007, 10:20:21 AM
does she play a smack loving stripper in the movie or something?

No thats when she was on that show COPS.

I'd like to fuck her in the arse with a cricket bat and slam her head into a urinal while sinking a history of bad men.

tell us how you really feel. :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: TGH on November 27, 2007, 03:46:55 PM
Hate to bump an old thread, but just wanted to let everyone know the movie came out on DVD, and the commercials for it feature the song. Pretty awesome to hear the Melvins on Comedy Central.  :P
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Pringles on November 28, 2007, 04:17:35 PM
How such a great song can fall into such a shitty movie.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: anaconda on November 28, 2007, 05:12:40 PM
$$$$$
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: TGH on November 29, 2007, 09:02:58 PM
Quote from: Pringles on November 28, 2007, 04:17:35 PM
How such a great song can fall into such a shitty movie.

Every movie has to have one good quality about it.  :P Also, it is great the Melvins are getting paid for essentially doing nothing.
Title: Re: Melvins in Lohan Movie
Post by: Chief Ten Beers on December 02, 2007, 06:23:28 PM
Here's the Lohan strip scene with "History Of Bad Men". Don't even waste your time downloading it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwN390mDmXw

The Sword's "Freya" is also featured a little ways after the Melvins.