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Title: Melvins nude photos
Post by: Jaron on November 30, 2007, 09:25:52 PM
1) If you clicked on this you're a pervert, I guess. 2) By doing this title people click on it because media has taught people to thrive on shit like this. 3) the point of this post.

The Point
I watched the Melvins Lindsay Lohan stripping scene and I just want to point out to the director of this Hollywood turd, Chris Sivertson, why the fuck would anyone put this level of music in a movie like this. Get out of high school. "I love the Melvins. So, I'm going to exploit using this young hot bitch dancing (not actually stripping) to it so all these low-life pieces of shit will find out what the song is. Afterward, A Histroy of Bad Men will be featured on these fagots' iPod nanos with Brittney Spears Toxic or along side Linkin Park's Breaking the Habit or some bullshit like that. A good usage of Melvins music in a movie I saw recently was in the horror movie The Tripper. Funny concept idea for a horror movie. Serial killer dressed as Ronald Reagan going around killing California hippies. And the usage of their song The Talking Horse was very appropriate I thought, a county sheriff by the name Buzz (Hmmm..) is running from a pack of blood thirsty German shepherds. When I listen to The Talking Horse, I definitely envision people running like mad from angry dogs.

Also, when you think of A History of Bad Men being used as a song for someone to ACTUALLY strip to..it's really kind of hot. I know what I want for my next birthday.
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: M i C H e L L e on November 30, 2007, 09:36:10 PM
1) Yes, I am a pervert, I guess.

2) I think the song fit's Lindsey's "Exotic Dancer" scene well, considering the Daddy issues she's got.  I'm sure if she wasn't a top dollar actress, she'd probably be peddling her ass at the local "Gentleman's Club".
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: Idlehanz on November 30, 2007, 09:43:45 PM
I doubt that anyone that has Britany Spears or Linkin Park on their Ipod would have Melvins as well.  Or vice versa.  It's hard enough getting a peasant to listen to even the most "poppy" Melvins song.
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: al27 on November 30, 2007, 10:54:48 PM
I actually clicked on this topic because my reaction to "Melvins nude photos" was more along the lines of, "WHAAAA?!?!?  Theres NO way, this is a joke or scam or something."

And I would rather break my iPod than have a Linkin Park song on it.

-al27
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: Jaron on December 01, 2007, 01:15:17 AM
I'm glad to read that people think the same way as I do. I really did the title to see how many people would click it. So, no offense.
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: McBakkos on December 01, 2007, 01:39:28 PM
I love the Melvins. So, I'm going to exploit using this young hot bitch dancing (not actually stripping)


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blue area I would think



(http://www.diwinetaste.com/html/dwt200502/images/Tongue.gif)

Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: TGH on December 03, 2007, 10:12:15 AM
Quote from: Idlehanz on November 30, 2007, 09:43:45 PM
I doubt that anyone that has Britany Spears or Linkin Park on their Ipod would have Melvins as well.  Or vice versa.  It's hard enough getting a peasant to listen to even the most "poppy" Melvins song.

Actually, I DO have Britney Spears' song Toxic on my Ipod. I also have the entire Melvins Discography on it, as well.


:(
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: TGH on December 03, 2007, 12:40:49 PM
Quote from: Dudbean on December 03, 2007, 11:18:54 AM
Quote from: TGH on December 03, 2007, 10:12:15 AM
Actually, I DO have Britney Spears' song Toxic on my Ipod. I also have the entire Melvins Discography on it, as well.

I have a feeling your pants are on fire.

I swear. I listen to all sorts of shit like that. I also have Fiona Apple.


Oh God. :(
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: Idlehanz on December 03, 2007, 01:01:13 PM
Quote from: TGH on December 03, 2007, 12:40:49 PM
Quote from: Dudbean on December 03, 2007, 11:18:54 AM
Quote from: TGH on December 03, 2007, 10:12:15 AM
Actually, I DO have Britney Spears' song Toxic on my Ipod. I also have the entire Melvins Discography on it, as well.

I have a feeling your pants are on fire.

I swear. I listen to all sorts of shit like that. I also have Fiona Apple.


Oh God. :(
I like Fiona too.
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 03, 2007, 01:24:06 PM
Fiona talks seriously when she speaks.  Serious Fiona is serious.
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: glen on December 03, 2007, 01:41:59 PM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/OTRWTM_Buzz_WildCustom.jpg)

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/OTRWTM_Dale_WildCustom.jpg)

:shock:
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: Idlehanz on December 03, 2007, 01:45:02 PM
That Buzz pic is weird.  I've never thought of him as human before, and yet there he is..........
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: dontyoutellme on December 03, 2007, 11:40:29 PM
that movie was terrible but i loved that scene.
a history of bad men was able to scum it up just perfectly.

dytm
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: Justafilthylurker on December 04, 2007, 04:45:34 PM
Quote from: glen on December 03, 2007, 01:41:59 PM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/OTRWTM_Buzz_WildCustom.jpg)

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/OTRWTM_Dale_WildCustom.jpg)

:shock:

No buzz the demon booze oh god
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: glen on December 04, 2007, 04:58:55 PM
notice the hienies in buzz's hand are still capped.
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: anaconda on December 04, 2007, 05:38:17 PM
hence this:

(http://thesickos.free.fr/heinie.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: (the) Razor on December 05, 2007, 02:21:37 AM
Haha
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: Doody the Clown on December 05, 2007, 02:51:18 AM
Quote from: anaconda on December 04, 2007, 05:38:17 PM
hence this:

(http://thesickos.free.fr/heinie.jpg)
Best thing I've seen in my life.
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: M i C H e L L e on December 05, 2007, 09:00:59 PM
Buzz has nice tits!
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: norecess on December 06, 2007, 01:58:59 AM
Quote from: Sweet Intuition on December 05, 2007, 09:00:59 PM
Buzz has nice tits!

Please don't say that! :(  :lol:
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 06, 2007, 02:00:02 AM
I didn't even know a guy could have nice tits.  :?
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: norecess on December 06, 2007, 02:01:40 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 06, 2007, 02:00:02 AM
I didn't even know a guy could have nice tits.  :?

(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8410/carrotjuicedru0.jpg)
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: Jaron on December 06, 2007, 02:05:03 AM
Quote from: Doody the Clown on December 05, 2007, 02:51:18 AM
Quote from: anaconda on December 04, 2007, 05:38:17 PM
hence this:

(http://thesickos.free.fr/heinie.jpg)
Best thing I've seen in my life.

How many is that for you, Buzz? One, two maybe?
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 06, 2007, 02:07:45 AM
One of the earlier shows I went to, buzz was either stoned or drunk or extremely dizzy, and almost fell off the stage a few times.  (early 90s)  When did he go on the bandwagon?  94/95?  earlier?  I'm not sure.
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: (the) Razor on December 06, 2007, 05:26:14 AM
What am I? His biographer?
Title: Re: Melvins nude photos
Post by: norecess on December 06, 2007, 05:46:16 AM
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 06, 2007, 02:07:45 AM
When did he go on the bandwagon?  94/95?  earlier?  I'm not sure.

A bit earlier I think, didn't Mark D mentioned something about Buzz going to rehab? That must have been around 93 then, when they were recording Houdini? Shit I don't know, but I also got some bootlegs where Buzz looks likes as if he's going to pass out. That was with Joe on bass. He looks so white, but really intense though. For the last songs, he carries the guitar on his back, like a hunter who carries his gun on his back, and just sings the songs, no guitar involved. Heater Moves And Eyes comes to mind.