Mallgoth Music = Cheesy, quirky garbage that try too hards on Last.fm love to name drop and scrobble.
We all know that socially inept try too hards (of the metalfag lineage) on Last.Fm are mall goths or mall goth associated people IRL.
Artists that are considered mall goth include...
Big Dumb Face
Boredoms (Early)
Buckethead
Butthole Surfers
Captain Beefheart
Carnival in Coal
Danny Elfman (Oingo Boingo, etc.)
Dog Fashion Disco
Diablo Swing Orchestra
Estradasphere
Frank Zappa
Hanatarash
Idiot Flesh
iwrestledabearonce
John Zorn
Kayo Dot
Keiji Haino
Leftover Crack
Les Claypool (Primus, etc.)
Magma
Maudlin of the Well
Maximum The Hormone
Melt-Bananna
Melvins
Mike Patton (Mr. Bungle, Fant
Sounds real important! If there's one thing we need in the world it's another genre title by which to constrain bands and their fans.
these tards are like weeds!
Last time I checked mallgoths listened to stuff like Marilyn Manson and Slipknot, and shopped at Hot Topic. :? The OP should leave his grandmothers basement someday rather than trolling forums day and night.
Who on this board is above the age of 14?
Kayo Dot fucking rule :D
your username is Important :lol: I love that.
Music is completely unimportant in the larger scheme of things. People who devote themselves academicaly to music are laughable and a drain on University resources.
10,000 words on how music and it's associated business/culture have had anything other than a net negative impact on the world: Go!
So I guess Down are the only band in existence that haven't been picked clean by the buzzards of the "mall goth" crowd, eh?
oingo boingo??
oh come on!!! that's good music.
i wanna know what this guy listens to if not what's listed
I wish they sold Melvins stuff at Hot Topic....I could get a cool Lysol hoodie & Bullhead socks.
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 21, 2009, 05:42:51 PM
I wish they sold Melvins stuff at Hot Topic....I could get a cool Lysol hoodie & Bullhead socks.
haha. fuck that store.
this may be the dumbest thread ever created in the history of mankind
I listen to a good bit of these bands.
1. I have never met anyone else to listen to any Boredoms.
2. I have never been what you call a 'Mall Goth'.
3. What the fuck is a 'Mall Goth'?
The MELVINS are too old to fit in this so called douche bag of a genra. Holy crap they are in their 40's for cripes sake. I don't know what genra MELVINS fits into and I really don't fuckin care. They are just LOUD.
I really cant pass by this thread without leaving my commentary on this. I dont even know where to start. First of all - You're undeniably an idiot, but i want to just point out to you that youre spewing out mislead opinions as if theyre somehow a fact.
QuoteThat's just the tip of the iceberg, I can go on forever. These bands are 'abstract' in the same way Family Guy is 'astract'. A lot of the above is what E-Mallgoth metal heads like to namedrop to seem eclectic. They like these groups because they can relate to the LOL CRAZY AND EXTREEMMMMMM XD!!!! nature of the music. Therefore these groups are advanced mall goth music.
Of course you can go on forever
That was way too much effort to respond to a post of so little substance.
I just want to add that my interest in all things "mall goth" starts and ends with planting the calves of Stolen Babies' accordion player on my shoulders.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHDhA35KR_I&feature=fvw
This original post is most likely spam/advertising.
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 21, 2009, 06:48:03 PM
This original post is most likely spam/advertising.
Actually, you're right.
http://bbs.bunglefever.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=49693
Quote from: Smellis on June 21, 2009, 06:25:37 PM
The MELVINS are too old to fit in this so called douche bag of a genra. Holy crap they are in their 40's for cripes sake. I don't know what genra MELVINS fits into and I really don't fuckin care. They are just LOUD.
EXACTLY! fuck em.....melvins are in the melvins genre. people just to to fucking leave it at that. i hate seeing them associated with qotsa or any damn band.
Brokencyde will never die.
This thread was started by Jim Martin who is trying to find something to do with his free time.
Quote from: Smellis on June 21, 2009, 06:25:37 PM
The MELVINS are too old to fit in this so called douche bag of a genra. Holy crap they are in their 40's for cripes sake. I don't know what genra MELVINS fits into and I really don't fuckin care. They are just LOUD.
I second that.
Quote from: dead mike on June 21, 2009, 06:41:06 PM
I just want to add that my interest in all things "mall goth" starts and ends with planting the calves of Stolen Babies' accordion player on my shoulders.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHDhA35KR_I&feature=fvw
At the 3:54 minute mark she shows some respectable cleavage getting out of the well.
Thanks Mike.
Oh man, this is great. This post is like, a chunk of angst from the late 90's.
Mall Goth? I thought that the common whipping boy suburban cultural group were the "emo kids". Even that's a couple years ago, I'd say we've moved onto "hipsters".
Seriously, this is like, wearing JNCO's and listening to Korn or Rammstein level awesomeness. I used to be semi-mall goth, so it might not be far off.
Quote from: cara on June 21, 2009, 06:26:09 PM
I really cant pass by this thread without leaving my commentary on this. I dont even know where to start. First of all - You're undeniably an idiot, but i want to just point out to you that youre spewing out mislead opinions as if theyre somehow a fact.
QuoteThat's just the tip of the iceberg, I can go on forever. These bands are 'abstract' in the same way Family Guy is 'astract'. A lot of the above is what E-Mallgoth metal heads like to namedrop to seem eclectic. They like these groups because they can relate to the LOL CRAZY AND EXTREEMMMMMM XD!!!! nature of the music. Therefore these groups are advanced mall goth music.
Of course you can go on forever
this whole place is falling apart. down fans jerking us around and attacking us with their caps locked slander, emo mall goth kids calling the melvins goth mall music.... hardcore big phils all over the fucking place I cant stand it goddamn it!
Quote from: Uncle Fester on June 22, 2009, 01:40:43 AM
this whole place is falling apart. down fans jerking us around and attacking us with their caps locked slander, emo mall goth kids calling the melvins goth mall music.... hardcore big phils all over the fucking place I cant stand it goddamn it!
Hang tough little trooper.
I get it, you're trying to be funny...
Magma was included on this list.
I can make sense of the first post a little bit. Let's break down what he could mean by "mall goth". Goth as in the original lonely outsider stand-out as it's original meaning kind of meant, and not the trend it became. So the outsiders of what general people walking around the mall would listen to.
So maybe he's saying we try to listen to more unconventional experimental music to try to be cooler than everyone else.
But the thing is, I rarely find people out at the mall that listen to the same stuff as me. And of course the fact that I don't listen to many of the artists on that list to try to be too cool for the room or different, I just happen to naturally like stuff like that for reals.
Also buttsex.
The loser has this nickname from Last.fm:
PWNINGIdiots
Gay Fish Lover, United States
Yeah really insightful post buddy. You've won us over and changed our minds with your incredibly persuasive message.
I'm done. Fuck Melvins.
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Quote from: rictus on June 22, 2009, 10:21:27 AM
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:lol:
Who gets up and decides that it's time to head down to the mall for a soda, but not until they dress like a complete asshat...
Quote from: Jozzy on June 22, 2009, 10:41:16 AM
Who gets up and decides that it's time to head down to the mall for a soda, but not until they dress like a complete asshat...
someone who is desperate for some attention.
I like how the little girl right by him seems to not even notice him. I guess that attempt for attention failed. welcome to 2009.
Quote from: cara on June 21, 2009, 06:26:09 PMPlease go die in a fire.
You could have just left it at that. Good response though.
Is this some sort of a promotion for Anal Cunt's new album?
If so, it sounds like they have evolved from just calling everything gay.
I'm interested to hear this one
damn cara, that was funny.
This topic has changed my whole view on music. How did I not realise that the only reason I enjoyed listening to The Melvins, Boredoms, Mr. Bungle, Frank Zappa and Secret Chiefs 3 was just so I could stand out. Fuck I'm throwing all the cd's I've bought from them artists out. I've also really been enjoying Tim and Eric awesome show, Great Job! lately too but thanks to this post the only reason I find it funny is because I'm tryin to be different better throw out season 1 as well :(
Thank god Lustmord wasn't on that list. I can sleep well tonight knowing he hasn't completely bashed everything that is sacred to me.
What a relief, at least DOWN wasn't on the list. I can rest tonight knowing that in the eyes of "Important" I can listen to DOWN and still be truly independent, unlike that trendy Melvins shit that I only listen to to be different... :microwave:
I understand and agree with elements of the OP's statement. I'm pretty sure what he meant to say was "there is such thing as elitism in experimental music".
People listen to some bands they don't actually like, or understand just so they can say they do. They do this because other people don't know them.
I don't think the term 'Mall-Goth' really makes sense either, if it's meant to derive from "Mallcore" (an American term, so pardon my guess) which is Soulfly basically yah?
Either way, I don't see how this applies to Melvins. I tend to ignore their experiment stuff and class them as a grungey-doom band (inb4shitstorm). Also, Leftover Crack are a relatively generic punk band...wtf.
so down would be considered mall-doom?
They are more accessible than a lot of other doom bands, but that's because I wouldn't class them as straight doom.
Down are as much Mall-doom as Melvins are Mall-Goth.
Still haven't gotten over insulting over bands and bigging up your favouwite bahnd evar?
But I'm the elitist yah?
I bet Philxcore likes Obama!
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 23, 2009, 01:05:34 PM
They are more accessible than a lot of other doom bands, but that's because I wouldn't class them as straight doom.
Down are as much Mall-doom as Melvins are Mall-Goth.
Still haven't gotten over insulting over bands and bigging up your favouwite bahnd evar?
But I'm the elitist yah?
yah.
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on June 23, 2009, 01:06:26 PM
I bet Philxcore likes Obama!
you'd think they wouldn't, considering phil is kkk and all.
Ah the trolling reverses does it?
Phil isn't racist, he loves black metal. :?
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 23, 2009, 01:16:55 PM
Ah the trolling reverses does it?
Phil isn't racist, he loves black metal. :?
Phil's a douche, your a douche & black metal is a douche.
Mall Goth
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I recommend you ban FART LIPS and JZS before they tarnish the image of Melvins fans' any further.
I don't think it's possible to be a Melvins fan without being elitist.
I mean, fack, who hasn't played Lysol just to see that blank/confused look on people's faces? The fact that most people don't get it is half the fun!
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 23, 2009, 01:41:22 PM
I recommend you ban FART LIPS and JZS before they tarnish the image of Melvins fans' any further.
I recommend that you suck all the shit out of a donkeys ass.
We all love Fart Lips even if he doesn't love Obama ( :( ).
I would also refraim from attacking JZS before he unleashes his unholy army of masked midgets.
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 23, 2009, 01:48:07 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 23, 2009, 01:41:22 PM
I recommend you ban FART LIPS and JZS before they tarnish the image of Melvins fans' any further.
I recommend that you suck all the shit out of a donkeys ass.
Man, what are you like...14? :lol:
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 23, 2009, 01:53:34 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 23, 2009, 01:48:07 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 23, 2009, 01:41:22 PM
I recommend you ban FART LIPS and JZS before they tarnish the image of Melvins fans' any further.
I recommend that you suck all the shit out of a donkeys ass.
Man, what are you like...14? :lol:
I am a 37 year old man telling you to consume the feces of a donkey,by digging inside its rectum,scooping it out and putting it in your mouth.
Don't forget.....oh wait, I told you to suck the shit out....ok, put your puckerd lips up to the donkeys anus and suck like it's Phil A.s dick.
Are we clear?
Anyone who took that post seriously has lost. That would make you a loser.
Quote from: Justafilthylurker on June 23, 2009, 03:23:44 PM
Anyone who took that post seriously has lost. That would make you a loser.
Seriously? :lol:
Quote from: Justafilthylurker on June 23, 2009, 03:23:44 PM
Anyone who took that post seriously has lost. That would make you a loser.
"Losers got nothin to lose."
(http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/tad-press1.gif)
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 23, 2009, 02:04:14 PM
I am a 37 year old man
fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3COB5g4RyYY&feature=related
try again in 3years.
Quote from: glen on June 23, 2009, 05:35:11 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 23, 2009, 02:04:14 PM
I am a 37 year old man
fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3COB5g4RyYY&feature=related
try again in 3years.
i love that shit!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah well so am I :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: ManWithNoName on June 23, 2009, 01:46:23 PM
I don't think it's possible to be a Melvins fan without being elitist.
I mean, fack, who hasn't played Lysol just to see that blank/confused look on people's faces? The fact that most people don't get it is half the fun!
:cheers:
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 22, 2009, 12:33:52 PM
damn cara, that was funny.
you just wanna get into her pants
her tight, sweet, smoothe leather pants... mmm...
sorry cara! i went off a little there
but yeah, very funny post
i've never heard the melvins and mall in the same sentence until now, nor goth.
shockingly blasphemous.
Quote from: Buick on June 23, 2009, 03:43:35 PM
Quote from: Justafilthylurker on June 23, 2009, 03:23:44 PM
Anyone who took that post seriously has lost. That would make you a loser.
"Losers got nothin to lose."
(http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/tad-press1.gif)
TAD....finally some class in the joint !
Quote from: CaptainPungent on June 23, 2009, 10:56:29 PM
Quote from: FART LIPS on June 22, 2009, 12:33:52 PM
damn cara, that was funny.
you just wanna get into her pants
her tight, sweet, smoothe leather pants... mmm...
sorry cara! i went off a little there
yeah, but that's not the point...
and you guys wonder why theres so few in the way of females on this board. pervs. the fact that a lot of you are married both shocks and amazes me. :o
females don't exist on internet forums especially ones about a 25 year old band that wears capes on stage.
you all know that wasn't really cara.
The fact they list Keiji Haino, Ruins, and WEEN is inaccurate in itself.
You can't find Keiji Haino in really any store, same with Ruins.
And Ween are more of a stoner act then anything.
Quote from: Captain CoryCory on June 24, 2009, 10:05:02 AM
You can't find Keiji Haino in really any store, same with Ruins.
Especially in a mall.
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 23, 2009, 01:19:24 PM
Quote from: PhilxCore on June 23, 2009, 01:16:55 PM
Ah the trolling reverses does it?
Phil isn't racist, he loves black metal. :?
Phil's a douche, your a douche & black metal is a douche.
Quote from: glen on June 23, 2009, 05:35:11 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on June 23, 2009, 02:04:14 PM
I am a 37 year old man
fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3COB5g4RyYY&feature=related
try again in 3years.
Well played sir. :lol: