1. We all know rock & roll is the devil's music and influenced by Stan.
2. This website: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Roll/kurt_cobain.htm (http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Roll/kurt_cobain.htm) talks about how satanic and demonically-inspired the music of Kurt Cobain was... so, being that Kurt Cobain was cocksuck #1 of MELVINS for a long time (sorry to kep brniging hime up), who knows how fucking satanic the true power of the Melvins could be? I mean, just look at King Buzzo's fucking hair -- that's the visual definition of sheer terror, right there. And those fucking riffs, how could they sound so gruesome and soul-stealing? If Elvis hasn't already stolen your soul thru rock & roll then the Melvins are sure to fucking do it!
So, ARE THEY? Are the Melvins literally the product of the devil himself? And if so then how?
JESUS IS LORD
Who's Stan?
THE DEVIL!!!!
SATANIC PUNK ROCK (Pt. 1) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye7ysb0KztM#)
theyre also white power nazis.
As WITNESSED BY THE VERY MAIN PAGE OF THIS SITE CURRENTLY!! THIS IS BAD. :o
bigfil?
i think not
Quote from: rhyme orange on December 08, 2011, 12:27:20 AM
any pics of the nazi demon skull?
(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q90/idlehanz/DSC01879-1.jpg)
Quote from: Idlehanz on December 08, 2011, 09:26:16 AM
Quote from: rhyme orange on December 08, 2011, 12:27:20 AM
any pics of the nazi demon skull?
Song titles like Jew boy flower head and Let God be your gardener are all starting to make sense now!
Oh and at the stake, is Buzz the re incarnation of a Witch?
I also heard that Crover wanted to call the song, At the Steak -House. so who really knows.
P.S.
That stan picture was pretty funny
(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q90/idlehanz/DSC01879-1.jpg)
Yeah, just look at his fucking black robe he always wears now!
(http://www.heyreverb.com/files/2010/07/melvins.jpg)
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(http://files.milkboys.org/img/satanic-ritual.jpg)
Okay, so one of them has little dogs on it, but the resemblance is pretty clear.
I mean, if NIRVANA's of Satan, then how fucking evil must this be?
Melvins - Eye Flys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gjnc4lX4_4#)
Oh, and let's just take a look at even MORE demonic Melvins song titleds:
At a Crawl (CRAWLING AWAY FROM THE LORD!)
BLOOD WITCH
Snake Appeal (THE DEVIL WAS A SNAKE)
Skin Horse (AN UNNATURAL ABOMINATION)
The Smiling Cobra (SMILING WITH GUILT FOR CAUSING THE FIRST SIN!!)
ANAL SATAN (SATAN OFTEN TARGETS NEW RECRUITS' ANAL REGIONS AND TAKES THEM FROM GOD VIA HOMOSEXULARITY)
IF I HAD AN EXORCISM (IF! Here King Buzzo admits he has NEVER had his foul demonic influences purged from his fl
http://www.nirvanaclub.com/nfa/satan.html (http://www.nirvanaclub.com/nfa/satan.html)
Hail!
stan. :lol:
YEAH, FUCK OF
I LIKE TO YELL AT EVERYTHING :D
WHEN YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS EVERYONE IS YELLING AND STUFF.
would you guys mind keeping it down a little? feltch is trying to sleep.
They're STANTANIC!
always wanted a friend
thanks a lot brother bear
eggnog an prick thanks again
love
Stantana
Quote from: williamblakestyger on December 09, 2011, 05:45:29 PM
always wanted a friend
thanks a lot brother bear
eggnog an prick thanks again
love
i don't understand ,explain better
thanks a lot
need an love
brother bear i believe not afraid anymore
honky an gluey need
thanks again
"i don't need stanteria..."
support rutmanistan!
Quote from: TheLegitMan93 on December 09, 2011, 01:13:13 AM
I LIKE TO YELL AT EVERYTHING :D
This is because his heart is full of hate now that the Melvins have helped Satan to steal all of the love and make him miserable. Its all in the bible ask gary greenberg. He probably hates his parents too! just like that poor little girl from the 80s
Satan tried out for the Melvins, but he wasn't heavy enough.
Mike Patton and Buzz answer this at about the five minute and twenty second mark:
Mike Patton - MusiquePlus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oft0LK0v3RU#)
And so it is REVEALED.
(http://iwantpizza.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/bowl2.jpg)
The Bullhead cover makes so much sense now!!!
The Melvins equivalent of the Slayer logo.
Two funniest threads, EVER!!!! :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
See also;
http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=17565.msg423254#msg423254 (http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=17565.msg423254#msg423254)
If this is true then stan must play melvins in hell while we mine new corridors for all his minions to inhabit.......so count me in!
Quote from: Buzzinthebox on August 17, 2014, 07:16:32 PM
If this is true then stan must play melvins in hell while we mine new corridors for all his minions to inhabit.......so count me in!
:lol: Stan! All I keep thinking about is that eminim song. Surely that's the work of the Devil. :twisted:
Satan and God are storybook characters. The Melvins and Stan are real. :idea:
Quote from: Ghorn on August 25, 2014, 06:06:36 PM
Satan and God are storybook characters. The Melvins and Stan are real. :idea:
You're not real man!
Quote from: meezer on August 17, 2014, 12:38:15 PM
Two funniest threads, EVER!!!! :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
See also;
http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=17565.msg423254#msg423254 (http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=17565.msg423254#msg423254)
:shock: WOW! I missed that one! And we thought Beto's english was bad!
are melvins satanic? i'll have to ask around the old boys network of satanic metal singers.
Quote from: perzo))) on December 07, 2011, 07:25:32 PM
theyre also white power nazis.
When I saw Buzzo solo in Ohio he did a sieg heil in between almost if not every song. Then all the Nazi stuff started to seem less tongue in cheek... The only poster Buzz designed for Melvins is Nazi influenced. Nazi logos in atleast 15 things that come to mind that they have sold. ?
Quote from: ZILLA on August 26, 2014, 02:04:32 AM
Quote from: perzo))) on December 07, 2011, 07:25:32 PM
theyre also white power nazis.
When I saw Buzzo solo in Ohio he did a sieg heil in between almost if not every song. Then all the Nazi stuff started to seem less tongue in cheek... The only poster Buzz designed for Melvins is Nazi influenced. Nazi logos in atleast 15 things that come to mind that they have sold. ?
I've noticed this as well. The first time, oh that crazy buzz, being controversial. The second and third time, check out buzz, exploring the meaning of symbols. The tenth time, we get it, buzz loves nazis.
Isn't he Jewish? Oh wait, so was Hitler.
Quotecellphone:
I always thought he was jewish
Michael:
He is Jewish.
Beto Brasil:
HAHAHAHAH !!!
BUzzo is from Varginha, the E.T from Brasil. the UFO !!
now,this man is :
Buzz Osborne
AKA Roger Osborne
Born: c. 1964
Birthplace: Aberdeen, WA
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Musician
Level of fame: Somewhat
Executive summary: Frontman for The Melvins
Wife: Mackie Osborne (artist)
The Melvins Guitarist/Vocalist 1985-present
Fant
anaconda:
i swear his mom must've had a black boyfriend on the side then
look at buzz's hair, it was the sixties after all. maybe she had a
panther :twisted:
Gotta love Beto.
:lol: varghina? A great place to visit!
Quote from: Buckwh3at on August 26, 2014, 02:29:24 PM
:lol: varghina? A great place to visit!
Well, maybe three minutes, here or there. If the game isn't on..... :lol:
Obviously
http://www.mtv.com/news/507944/melvins-sing-about-worshipping-the-devil-oh-yes/
No comments in over 18 years? :shock:
That's satanic, right there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2Te3tW2lU8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2Te3tW2lU8)
HAIL STAN!
never forget...
Anyone see any of these for sale? I slept on it and I'd like to find one at a reasonable price. Even mp3s.
The Melvins help keep churches in business..
Satan worships the Melvins.