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Title: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: TheLegitMan93 on December 07, 2011, 06:29:36 PM
1. We all know rock & roll is the devil's music and influenced by Stan.

2. This website: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Roll/kurt_cobain.htm (http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Roll/kurt_cobain.htm)  talks about how satanic and demonically-inspired the music of Kurt Cobain was... so, being that Kurt Cobain was cocksuck #1 of MELVINS for a long time (sorry to kep brniging hime up), who knows how fucking satanic the true power of the Melvins could be? I mean, just look at King Buzzo's fucking hair -- that's the visual definition of sheer terror, right there. And those fucking riffs, how could they sound so gruesome and soul-stealing? If Elvis hasn't already stolen your soul thru rock & roll then the Melvins are sure to fucking do it!

So, ARE THEY? Are the Melvins literally the product of the devil himself? And if so then how?

JESUS IS LORD
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: (PAUL) on December 07, 2011, 06:38:57 PM
Who's Stan?
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: TheLegitMan93 on December 07, 2011, 06:49:35 PM
THE DEVIL!!!!

SATANIC PUNK ROCK (Pt. 1) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye7ysb0KztM#)
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: perzo))) on December 07, 2011, 07:25:32 PM
theyre also white power nazis.
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: TheLegitMan93 on December 07, 2011, 08:24:25 PM
As WITNESSED BY THE VERY MAIN PAGE OF THIS SITE CURRENTLY!! THIS IS BAD.  :o
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: Uncle Fester on December 07, 2011, 10:10:32 PM
bigfil?
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: black stallion on December 08, 2011, 06:45:42 AM
i think not
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: Idlehanz on December 08, 2011, 09:26:16 AM
Quote from: rhyme orange on December 08, 2011, 12:27:20 AM
any pics of the nazi demon skull?



(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q90/idlehanz/DSC01879-1.jpg)
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: JUDY on December 08, 2011, 11:28:10 AM
Quote from: (PAUL) on December 07, 2011, 06:38:57 PM
Who's Stan?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: Afterbirthmilkshake on December 08, 2011, 01:38:22 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on December 08, 2011, 09:26:16 AM
Quote from: rhyme orange on December 08, 2011, 12:27:20 AM
any pics of the nazi demon skull?

Song titles like Jew boy flower head and Let God be your gardener are all starting to make sense now!   

Oh and at the stake, is Buzz the re incarnation of a Witch?

I also heard that Crover wanted to call the song, At the Steak -House.  so who really knows.   

P.S.
That stan picture was pretty funny



(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q90/idlehanz/DSC01879-1.jpg)
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: TheLegitMan93 on December 08, 2011, 03:33:19 PM
Yeah, just look at his fucking black robe he always wears now!

(http://www.heyreverb.com/files/2010/07/melvins.jpg)

=

(http://files.milkboys.org/img/satanic-ritual.jpg)

Okay, so one of them has little dogs on it, but the resemblance is pretty clear.

I mean, if NIRVANA's of Satan, then how fucking evil must this be?

Melvins - Eye Flys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gjnc4lX4_4#)

Oh, and let's just take a look at even MORE demonic Melvins song titleds:

At a Crawl (CRAWLING AWAY FROM THE LORD!)
BLOOD WITCH
Snake Appeal (THE DEVIL WAS A SNAKE)
Skin Horse (AN UNNATURAL ABOMINATION)
The Smiling Cobra (SMILING WITH GUILT FOR CAUSING THE FIRST SIN!!)
ANAL SATAN (SATAN OFTEN TARGETS NEW RECRUITS' ANAL REGIONS AND TAKES THEM FROM GOD VIA HOMOSEXULARITY)
IF I HAD AN EXORCISM (IF! Here King Buzzo admits he has NEVER had his foul demonic influences purged from his fl
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: (PAUL) on December 08, 2011, 04:14:52 PM
http://www.nirvanaclub.com/nfa/satan.html (http://www.nirvanaclub.com/nfa/satan.html)
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: JUDY on December 08, 2011, 07:42:16 PM

Hail!
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: FartLips on December 08, 2011, 11:36:34 PM
stan. :lol:
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: TheLegitMan93 on December 09, 2011, 12:26:26 AM
YEAH, FUCK OF
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: TheLegitMan93 on December 09, 2011, 01:13:13 AM
I LIKE TO YELL AT EVERYTHING  :D
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: JUDY on December 09, 2011, 01:36:11 AM
WHEN YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS EVERYONE IS YELLING AND STUFF.

Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: glen on December 09, 2011, 12:29:08 PM
would you guys mind keeping it down a little?   feltch is trying to sleep.
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: MrLuck87 on December 09, 2011, 03:57:48 PM
They're STANTANIC!
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: FartLips on December 09, 2011, 04:58:49 PM
Quote from: MrLuck87 on December 09, 2011, 03:57:48 PM
They're STANTANIC!
:lol:
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: williamblakestyger on December 09, 2011, 05:45:29 PM
always wanted a friend
thanks a lot brother bear
eggnog an prick thanks again
love
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: violent office on December 10, 2011, 11:53:52 AM
Stantana
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: black stallion on December 10, 2011, 11:56:08 AM
Quote from: williamblakestyger on December 09, 2011, 05:45:29 PM
always wanted a friend
thanks a lot brother bear
eggnog an prick thanks again
love

i don't understand ,explain better
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: williamblakestyger on December 10, 2011, 02:39:26 PM
thanks a lot
need an love
brother bear i believe not afraid anymore
honky an gluey need
thanks again
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: FartLips on December 11, 2011, 05:35:41 AM
"i don't need stanteria..."
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: dijk cheese on December 11, 2011, 08:13:07 AM
support rutmanistan!
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: black stallion on December 11, 2011, 11:47:57 AM
Quote from: williamblakestyger on December 10, 2011, 02:39:26 PM

brother bear i believe not afraid anymore


Joe?
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: jules on December 11, 2011, 11:49:15 AM
Quote from: black stallion on December 11, 2011, 11:47:57 AM
Quote from: williamblakestyger on December 10, 2011, 02:39:26 PM

brother bear i believe not afraid anymore


Joe?
Joe?

Stalin?

Are the Melvins Stalinists?

Dyslexia rules.
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: Afterbirthmilkshake on December 13, 2011, 09:53:58 AM
Quote from: TheLegitMan93 on December 09, 2011, 01:13:13 AM
I LIKE TO YELL AT EVERYTHING  :D
This is because his heart is full of hate now that the Melvins have helped Satan to steal all of the love and make him miserable.  Its all in the bible ask gary greenberg.  He probably hates his parents too! just like that poor little girl from the 80s
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: deatheats on January 06, 2012, 06:40:02 PM
Satan tried out for the Melvins, but he wasn't heavy enough.
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: didlisquat on January 13, 2012, 03:51:42 AM
Mike Patton and Buzz answer this at about the five minute and twenty second mark:

Mike Patton - MusiquePlus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oft0LK0v3RU#)
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: TheLegitMan93 on January 13, 2012, 02:03:39 PM
And so it is REVEALED.

(http://iwantpizza.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/bowl2.jpg)
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: deatheats on January 13, 2012, 05:02:48 PM
The  Bullhead cover makes so much sense now!!!
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: TheLegitMan93 on January 13, 2012, 11:58:38 PM
The Melvins equivalent of the Slayer logo.
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: meezer on August 17, 2014, 12:38:15 PM
Two funniest threads, EVER!!!!  :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
See also;
http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=17565.msg423254#msg423254 (http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=17565.msg423254#msg423254)
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: Buzzinthebox on August 17, 2014, 07:16:32 PM
If this is true then stan must play melvins in hell while we mine new corridors for all his minions to inhabit.......so count me in!
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: meezer on August 17, 2014, 07:29:18 PM
Quote from: Buzzinthebox on August 17, 2014, 07:16:32 PM
If this is true then stan must play melvins in hell while we mine new corridors for all his minions to inhabit.......so count me in!
:lol: Stan! All I keep thinking about is that eminim song. Surely that's the work of the Devil.  :twisted:
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: Ghorn on August 25, 2014, 06:06:36 PM
Satan and God are storybook characters. The Melvins and Stan are real. :idea:
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: Buzzinthebox on August 25, 2014, 07:31:30 PM
Quote from: Ghorn on August 25, 2014, 06:06:36 PM
Satan and God are storybook characters. The Melvins and Stan are real. :idea:
You're not real man!
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: Ghorn on August 25, 2014, 07:37:22 PM
Quote from: Buzzinthebox on August 25, 2014, 07:31:30 PM
Quote from: Ghorn on August 25, 2014, 06:06:36 PM
Satan and God are storybook characters. The Melvins and Stan are real. :idea:
You're not real man!
:P
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: Bro Hammer on August 25, 2014, 08:47:25 PM
Quote from: meezer on August 17, 2014, 12:38:15 PM
Two funniest threads, EVER!!!!  :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
See also;
http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=17565.msg423254#msg423254 (http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?topic=17565.msg423254#msg423254)

:shock: WOW! I missed that one! And we thought Beto's english was bad!
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: vince furnier on August 26, 2014, 12:44:31 AM
are melvins satanic? i'll have to ask around the old boys network of satanic metal singers.
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: ZILLA on August 26, 2014, 02:04:32 AM
Quote from: perzo))) on December 07, 2011, 07:25:32 PM
theyre also white power nazis.

When I saw Buzzo solo in Ohio he did a sieg heil in between almost if not every song. Then all the Nazi stuff started to seem less tongue in cheek... The only poster Buzz designed for Melvins is Nazi influenced. Nazi logos in atleast 15 things that come to mind that they have sold. ?
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: Buckwh3at on August 26, 2014, 02:07:59 PM
Quote from: ZILLA on August 26, 2014, 02:04:32 AM
Quote from: perzo))) on December 07, 2011, 07:25:32 PM
theyre also white power nazis.

When I saw Buzzo solo in Ohio he did a sieg heil in between almost if not every song. Then all the Nazi stuff started to seem less tongue in cheek... The only poster Buzz designed for Melvins is Nazi influenced. Nazi logos in atleast 15 things that come to mind that they have sold. ?

I've noticed this as well.  The first time, oh that crazy buzz, being controversial.  The second and third time, check out buzz, exploring the meaning of symbols.  The tenth time, we get it, buzz loves nazis.
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: Captain Howdy on August 26, 2014, 02:25:17 PM
Isn't he Jewish? Oh wait, so was Hitler.


Quotecellphone:
I always thought he was jewish

Michael:
He is Jewish.

Beto Brasil:
HAHAHAHAH !!!

BUzzo is from Varginha, the E.T from Brasil. the UFO !!





now,this man is :





Buzz Osborne
AKA Roger Osborne

Born: c. 1964
Birthplace: Aberdeen, WA


Gender: Male
Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Musician

Level of fame: Somewhat
Executive summary: Frontman for The Melvins

Wife: Mackie Osborne (artist)


    The Melvins Guitarist/Vocalist 1985-present
    Fant

anaconda:
i swear his mom must've had a black boyfriend on the side then
look at buzz's hair, it was the sixties after all. maybe she had a
panther :twisted:


Gotta love Beto.
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: Buckwh3at on August 26, 2014, 02:29:24 PM
  :lol:  varghina?  A great place to visit!
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: meezer on August 26, 2014, 10:22:57 PM
Quote from: Buckwh3at on August 26, 2014, 02:29:24 PM
  :lol:  varghina?  A great place to visit!
Well, maybe three minutes, here or there. If the game isn't on..... :lol:
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: LuckMach3 on May 07, 2015, 01:04:03 AM
Obviously

http://www.mtv.com/news/507944/melvins-sing-about-worshipping-the-devil-oh-yes/
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: meezer on May 07, 2015, 07:22:12 AM
No comments in over 18 years?  :shock:
That's satanic, right there.
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: crushr24 on May 09, 2015, 03:34:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2Te3tW2lU8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2Te3tW2lU8)
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: Sludgebaby on June 27, 2015, 09:20:22 PM
HAIL STAN!
never forget...
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: EGO the Living Planet on July 27, 2015, 11:13:23 PM
Anyone see any of these for sale? I slept on it and I'd like to find one at a reasonable price. Even mp3s.
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: anaconda on July 27, 2015, 11:30:38 PM
Quote from: EGO the Living Planet on July 27, 2015, 11:13:23 PM
Anyone see any of these for sale?

any of what??????????
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: Chris P. Bacon on July 28, 2015, 03:06:38 AM
The Melvins help keep churches in business..
Title: Re: ARE THE MELVINS SATANIC?
Post by: DC on July 29, 2015, 01:32:33 PM
Satan worships the Melvins.