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MELVINS => Melvins Discussion => Topic started by: Lunica on April 02, 2006, 06:53:33 AM
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Ok, here it goes! I think I got them all down.
Now cast your votes, people! :lol:
Make sure you look through everyone before voting!
And tell me if something's missing.
10 days left!
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anaconda - shit out your neck cocktail http://lazerman.netomia.dk/TSHIT.jpg (http://lazerman.netomia.dk/TSHIT.jpg) http://lazerman.netomia.dk/TSHIT2.jpg (http://lazerman.netomia.dk/TSHIT2.jpg)
anaconda - caesar rifle massacre http://lazerman.netomia.dk/Picture.jpg (http://lazerman.netomia.dk/Picture.jpg) http://lazerman.netomia.dk/PictureA.jpg (http://lazerman.netomia.dk/PictureA.jpg)
anaconda - doggys rear window (asscrack remix) http://lazerman.netomia.dk/PUP.jpg (http://lazerman.netomia.dk/PUP.jpg)
captain pungent - hammer smashed face http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y99/Jamiesonbmelvins/DSC01474.jpg (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y99/Jamiesonbmelvins/DSC01474.jpg)
meanclown - pink n brown knitting queen http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=5109.0;id=775;image (http://www.themelvins.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=5109.0;id=775;image)
green honey - crazy cross combo http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b67/GreenHoney/bucket.jpg (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b67/GreenHoney/bucket.jpg)
captian pungent - multitasking pukeface http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y99/Jamiesonbmelvins/good.jpg (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y99/Jamiesonbmelvins/good.jpg)
vcavallo - photobucket fuck shirt http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c321/fer87/shirt001.jpg (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c321/fer87/shirt001.jpg)
captain pungent - bunnyturtle mating scene http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y99/Jamiesonbmelvins/DSC01490.jpg (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y99/Jamiesonbmelvins/DSC01490.jpg)
klump&lunica - insect polka indeed http://www.itslearning.com/data/134/22089/melvinss.jpg (http://www.itslearning.com/data/134/22089/melvinss.jpg)
don chente - blood red cross http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c321/fer87/MELVINSSHIRT.jpg (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c321/fer87/MELVINSSHIRT.jpg)
don chente - we've got a hostage situation http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c321/fer87/tshirt001.jpg (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c321/fer87/tshirt001.jpg)
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wow, i gotta go with yours lunica, and klumps
looks like a melvins shirt to me.
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I like the shit out your neck... insect polka indeed is good, but too big of a graphic, if it was shrunk a little it would be better
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is advertising the forum a good idea or a bad idea? just a thought
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I can't decide between Anaconda's asshole and the indeed bug.
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I like the shit out your neck... insect polka indeed is good, but too big of a graphic, if it was shrunk a little it would be better
it will be shrunk, these are just sketches :)
is advertising the forum a good idea or a bad idea? just a thought
yeah, maybe we could hide "themelvins.net" a bit better. i'm trying to think out a funny way of doing it.
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I like the shit out your neck... insect polka indeed is good, but too big of a graphic, if it was shrunk a little it would be better
it will be shrunk, these are just sketches :)
is advertising the forum a good idea or a bad idea? just a thought
yeah, maybe we could hide "themelvins.net" a bit better. i'm trying to think out a funny way of doing it.
why hide?
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cause hide and seek makes my biceps go CRAZY!
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cause hide and seek makes my biceps go CRAZY!
precisely. :lol:
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cause hide and seek makes my biceps go CRAZY!
precisely. :lol:
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38150000/jpg/_38150417_python300bbc.jpg)
OOOH! THAT WAS FUN!
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Ceaser rifle massacre is class.
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Any chance of a bigger version of this pic please?
don chente - blood red cross http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c321/fer87/MELVINSSHIRT.jpg
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Insect Polka is awesome. It has that Melvins quirkiness about it. I would go so far to say that Buzz and Dale would love it too. You got my vote. Anaconda's design has a Pigs of the Roman Empire feel. I liked it too.
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Very hard choice!! But in the end i had to go with Klump and Lunica's Insect Polka Indeed with a very close second and extremely honourable mention going to Anaconda's Dog.
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i want my shirt name changed to melvins mumu shirt or something
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i think its cool that we might get this shit done :D
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if you want a mumu, you can buy some crazy acid frenzy fabric on ebay, and add it on to the shirt. it will be a twopiece mumu though :lol:
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nah i just wanted a shirt that looked like buzz's mumu...
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hey that'd be a kinda cool idea...
a tshirt sized version of the heart-covered mumu with a silk-screened "duct-tape" X on it. or F
what is "vcavallo's Fuck shirt?" i don't remember submitting anything
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maybe Lunica was just kidding? :?
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hey that'd be a kinda cool idea...
a tshirt sized version of the heart-covered mumu with a silk-screened "duct-tape" X on it.
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unless it's tailored to fit your size.
i'd pay for the one price it would be, then get it changed.
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vin, didn't you make a really fast sketch that said "fuck the melvins"?
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I voted for the asscrack.
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vin, didn't you make a really fast sketch that said "fuck the melvins"?
That was Anonymous
I voted for the asscrack
Good taste indeeeed
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Shit out your neck!
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it's one thing if your ridiculously overweight....I'm not sure if you can pull a mumu off.
for the ridiculously overweight, pulling it off isn't as hard as putting it on...! we need a emoticon specifically for Horrible jokes
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(http://www.smileyarena.com/emoticons/Main/Food_and_Drinks/cheese.gif)
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indeed
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hAH
it comes full circle!
indeed is the pick, make it and i'll buy.
did someone say we shouldn't advertise the melvins.net on it?
i think that's one of the dumbest things i've heard.
i wanna buy it to show people i like the melvins and i go to this site.
i would like for it to be known.
let's not be subtle.
i won't buy it if it doesn't say melvins somewhere on it.
we'd just be making random shirts if it wasn't on it.
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forgive my ignorance.
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No really, you don't. I believe it's a gall-danged Seinfeld reference
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Shall I make another YSI link to the INDEEEEEED interview?
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No really, you don't. I believe it's a gall-danged Seinfeld reference
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No really, you don't. I believe it's a gall-danged Seinfeld reference [-(
nuff said. ](*,) #-o
It isn't. It's a Kevin reference. Does this make you feel better?
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whew!!! I know I can sleep now at ease now.
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It isn't. It's a Kevin reference. Does this make you feel better?
kevin reference huh? okay then, I suppose I'll let you live.
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http://s7.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=09GY5IMM3PS2W12QMUA5G0DI16
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indEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEd!!!!
TEH SNIVLEM TOD TEN
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yeah but Kevin's not in the Melvins... :?
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I like Captain Pungents shirt ideas..... most creative i would say.
i also like klumps and lunicas..
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I like Captain Pungents shirt ideas..... most creative i would say.
i also like klumps and lunicas..
thanks man, they seem to be more of computer people than i am.
i'd be happy with either them, brad or me gettin it.
good choices.
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I dont care wich wins... Im a nudist.
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Nor do I care, unless we all ACTUALLY plan to make this winning garment a reality.
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forgive my ignorance.
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did someone say we shouldn't advertise the melvins.net on it?
i think that's one of the dumbest things i've heard.
i wanna buy it to show people i like the melvins and i go to this site.
i would like for it to be known.
let's not be subtle.
i won't buy it if it doesn't say melvins somewhere on it.
we'd just be making random shirts if it wasn't on it.
exactly.
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i plan to do whatever i can to make this a reality.
i already volunteered to be the order-taker through email.
there's no reason it shouldn't happen
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I like the hammer smashed face one :D
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lets just make a black shirt with a picture of a white shirt on it :twisted:
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hahhahahhaah
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I was sort of trying to do that T-shirt on a T-shirt idea
with the 'shit out your neck' option
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did someone say we shouldn't advertise the melvins.net on it?
i think that's one of the dumbest things i've heard.
i wanna buy it to show people i like the melvins and i go to this site.
i would like for it to be known.
let's not be subtle.
i won't buy it if it doesn't say melvins somewhere on it.
we'd just be making random shirts if it wasn't on it.
exactly. :bs:
no, it was a question. personally i don't feel the need to be a walking advert,
or want be responsible for the people who visit here.
funnily enough though when i thought about the kind of people it could attract,
i immediately thought of yourself. :lol: :P
the melvins don't make shirts that just have pictures on them dude
who cares who it attracts, it will attract no one.
and if it does, it's for their own good.
you guys need to embrace change, as the melvins do.
so i'd be attracted to anything on a t-shirt?
how about not, how about i want there to be reason behind the shirt.
readily available to those who read it.
it would be a waste of money not to put melvins somewhere on it.
it's so simple.
obviously you don't know my tastes or how to make a good t-shirt.
i like to advertise the melvins, as much as i can.
it would be awful if i didn't, and no one would know me, because melvins explain a lot of people here, we are all common in one way or the other.
without the 'melvins' on it, it would just be some inside joke
and i really have nothing wrong with you green, it's just i want to buy the shirt, and it should meet everybodies needs somehow.
i feel like quoting tool for some reason "i'd sold my soul to make a record"
please keep themelvins.net or something on it...
anyone gonna back me up on this?
come on dutch boy, i know you're there somewhere.
oh, you must be sleeping.
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How about having it say melvins on the front somehow without the reference to the site and then put
ten tod snivlem eht or something on the back?
Has Brian voiced his opinion on using the name of his site?
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Has Brian voiced his opinion on using the name of his site?
that's a good question.
excuse my bitchyness
it's because i have fuckin' exams all week.
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How about having it say melvins on the front somehow without the reference to the site and then put
ten tod snivlem eht or something on the back?
I like the sound of that.
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but baby, front and bank imprinting is soooo cost inefficient,
especially if this is produced in norway, or canada, and so on.
really baby, indeed
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baby.
i like "indeed" and "melvins" on the front, with "teh snivlem tod ten" on the back.
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it IS the most melvins-esque for sure, and also it can be produced
in one double hit with black ink when being silkscreened, so it's a
wise use of limited resources for maximum effect. INDEED
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things are coming along quite nicely i can see it now.
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I also have a thing against wearing (obvious) web addresses.
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that makes two of us. at least
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I have a question.
Does any permission need to be gained from higher powers to be able to use the name 'melvins' on a shirt?
I know a little about copyright laws and it's maybe a little possible, but doubtful, that there might be problems.
Or would you think this 'project' was small enough to get away with it?
Might be something about if no profit is made it's ok. I don't know. I just thought it was something to think about.
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I have a question.
Does any permission need to be gained from higher powers to be able to use the name 'melvins' on a shirt?
I know a little about copyright laws and it's maybe a little possible, but doubtful, that there might be problems.
Or would you think this 'project' was small enough to get away with it?
Might be something about if no profit is made it's ok. I don't know. I just thought it was something to think about.
No problems, as it's original artwork, and it's advertising a fan site.
On the flip side, look at the bootleg melvins shirt thats flooding ebay. Very shady, yet I doubt the melvins feel it's worthwhile to shut those down.
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ok. fair enough.
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I think this will be a limited thing, and I dont think there will be a lot of money left
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at the same time, i'd feel slightly cheesy with any website across my back. it's a bit ....geeky?
I also have a thing against wearing (obvious) web addresses.
yeah, i agree.
i didn't think about that...
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we can write themelvinsdotnet instead...
I understand that adress thing,
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we can write themelvinsdotnet instead...
I understand that adress thing,
that sounds nice, i could go with that.
let's go with that.
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Good idea.
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Shouldn't there be a few extra e's in INDEED?
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I have a question.
Does any permission need to be gained from higher powers to be able to use the name 'melvins' on a shirt?
I know a little about copyright laws and it's maybe a little possible, but doubtful, that there might be problems.
Or would you think this 'project' was small enough to get away with it?
Might be something about if no profit is made it's ok. I don't know. I just thought it was something to think about.
No problems, as it's original artwork, and it's advertising a fan site.
On the flip side, look at the bootleg melvins shirt thats flooding ebay.
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Shouldn't there be a few extra e's in INDEED?
yeah, but we dont have that wide chests :lol:
hmmm, how about just one more "E" ...that would really annoy a lot of people, hehe. :lol:
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we can write themelvinsdotnet instead...
I understand that adress thing,
excellent.
one extra E sounds good, too. it would be barely noticeable, yet highly conspicuous
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my vote goes to an orphan
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you're donating your vote to the less fortunate? you are a model citizen!
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i suggest that when the winner is chosen, everyone can send him wishes about possible changes, and he will do what he can to make everyone happy. without being a sellout (duh) 8).
theres no way the shirts will be printed in norway - just that would double the price. and when you add shipping, thats three times as much as you would want to pay for a shirt. so whoever wins, they need to be printed somewhere cheap :)
well, i'm off to italy! :cheers:
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you're donating your vote to the less fortunate?
i do
you are a model citizen!
i am
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what's up with this?
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I was wondering that myself actually. It looks as if Klump and Lunica's design has won the vote so........... is it gonna get made? It should.
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any vounteers? i already said theres no way it can be printed in norway
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i said i would take the orders, but i have no idea how to go about getting something printed. i would take the orders and pass them to someone else to do the actual ordering.... :twisted: i think there would have to be one person who receives all the shirts and sends them out to the different addresses, but that is a huge fucking bitch. there is no way a printer will send shirts all around the world, though. it seems like whoever collects the money would have to send them out as well so that they money they collect in price and shipping could pay for the shipping prices they will have to shell out.
damn this is complicated...
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To keep the shipping costs low, I think it's best if someone from the US takes all the orders. But to know for sure, we should have a list of all people who want to buy a shirt.
Isn't it possible to send an email to all members of the board and find out if they want to buy a shirt? It's not very realistic to expect every member to go through this thread again and find these latest messages. Maybe I should sent Brian a PM to find out if this is possible. I think so though, I have received similar emails from other BBS-based boards too.
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gotta have someone with some $ upfront to finance everything before the money starts coming back. this could be a trick.
I would be more than happy to do this IF I wasn't horrendously poor right now.
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no way anyone is going to lay out the cash -or should.
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yea i would think so too, Glenny. if nobody comes forth, your idea of going local might be the only real idea so far! you can at least get a price, and if nobody likes it we'll either wait till something better comes up, or make them anyway for the people willing to pay to make it a reality.
you realize you have kinda volunteered to do the shipping? that's really cool, i just think you should know what you're getting yourself into (i'm sure you do.)
so, if this is the way it's going to be, it looks like it may be you and me buddy
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yes. yes I do realize. this is something that CANNOT be slacked on or done half-assed. I will give it 110% but the only problem I have is finances. unfortunately I can finance NOTHING upfront. just happens to be a bad time for me. but if the cash is there I will most definetely make sure my responsibilities (as given to me) are handled. may be a slight delay in getting from the money point to the t-shirt on your back point but I will waste NO time.
I figure you fine folk have given me hours (9 days, 17 hours, 45 minutes and counting) of reading pleasure, connections to good music and other various favors. I owe a little something back besides sarcastic one-liners and ridiculous stories.
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Someone needs to check with Andy at dieselfuel.com, and see how much he'll charge for a 1 colour print shirt. (I've been told his prices are reasonable.) Once we get an estimate, it should be easier to collect the money.
p.s. We should have a limited edition colour shirt, production of five, available randomly to cool people. They can be the starbelly sneetches of melvins.com (http://themelvins.net/forum/Smileys/default/eusa_whistle.gif)
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did someone say hot pink? haha. how about we make a list of people who want to buy the shirt, with their desired size.
the person who fixes it should have a paypal account so we can pay as well.
i need to know what kind of file it should be.. illustrator file, pdf, esp..? CMYK/RGB?
when i know, i'll make some small changes (add another E in indeed, which will also make the indeed a tad smaller, and vectorize the bug (wohoo, looking forward to that...gah)) :) any other wishes?
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got the paypal situation squared away. waiting for a game plan on the actual printing. probably best to check a couple different options out so as to avoid a rape job.
don't EVEN make them hot pink. I'm not going for it. don't care what is "in style". hot pink doesn't suit me. maybe 2 or 3 color options. white, black & pink? (or something).
print to be black or green? one color print?
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hot pink was meant to be a joke, but i would be funny to see a hardcore metalhead in a hot pink shirt :)
the only pink shirt i have is a "plan 9 from outer space" shirt.
i stopped buying white shirts.. they to not stay white too long.. i wore my bungle shirts just a couple of times, and now its in the drawer, cause i don't want to ruin it.
and black shirts.. i'm tired of looking like a domino piece. if they're black, they need color print, which is expensive. unless you can come up with a good price of course :)
but i think they should be color (the print could be black or white though.. to get the costs down. i think black is cheaper) so we should try to come up with a color everyone will settle with.. if thats not possible, we could make one black version, and one color version, or get a color chart from the printing guy..
how about green? blue? dark red? yellow? any other suggestions?
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Green was the first color that came to my mind. This shade:
(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/green.jpg)
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i'm up for that.
green it is then!
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green is bad.
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nooooo, green good, but maybe not THAT green. how about just a tad lighter, a bit more pastel?
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i LOVE green.
it's the color.
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Green is so flashy 80's.
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what about goldenrod? also known as security yellow:
(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/goldenrod.jpg)
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or blue black, with an opaque white ink:
(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/blueblack.jpg)
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not such a fan of white ink. brownish red on greenish green like in the sample that klumpo and luny posted at first was kinda cool. i don't care
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Yeah, not too fussed as long as it's not pink.
Just let klump and luny decide seeing as they won the vote by so much. They've got our vote of confidence it seems.
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I'd like Black!! But if nobody agrees i'd be happy with any dark colour, like anaconda's blue black or similar.
Now, i have a question. I couldn't quite understand what was meant by the Paypal thing. Does the person who wants to buy a shirt have to have a paypal account? If so, i think this is maybe bad for some. Maybe some more options for payment. I'd be happy to send a money order to someone if that would work. Would it work? Cause i don't have paypal or a credit card or anything.
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or blue black, with an opaque white ink:
(http://lazerman.netomia.dk/blueblack.jpg)
i like this color, maybe with white ink. or maybe a red shirt with black ink. do we have to have just one color?...maybewe could have 2different versions???
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i'm sure there will be other payment options, but the person who gets in charge of printing the shirts will have to have a paypal address so he can receive money from all the foreigners :) i like the idea of two different versions as long as the expenses don't go sky high.
so blue for the ladies and pink for the lads it is! (duh)
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paypal won't be required. cash or money order will be fine and dandy I would think. but paypal just expidites things with not having to wait for mail delivery of funds.
I agree with the 2 options things as well. maybe 2 different colors.
green seems to be popular. and then maybe black?
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paypal won't be required.
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doesn't paypal take a fee for the transaction? i'd make sure whoever is doing all this work doesn't take a loss after that is figured in.
also in my opinion this whole indeed business has been carried too far, it speaks to a radio performance from like 1999 and nothing else to my knowledge. if it were me, in lieu of putting MELVINS on the top, it'd be cool to have some other melvins phraseology that is often overlooked and much more profound. Maybe even if it were just a song title,as opposed to the band name, like wouldn't it be awesome if you were walking around with a shirt that had that beast with the little man riding on it and above it, it said something like:
Cranky Messiah
Let God be your Gardener
If I had an Exorcism
Hog Leg
Hung Bunny
Chief Ten Beers
Magic Pig Detective
Inflluence of Atmosphere
Eye Flys
Now A Limo
The notion of some of those titles at the top of a shirt is awesome to me, and when coupled with that image the pleasure would be ten-fold, whereas INDEED!!@ seems kind of pointless and could be mistaken for some sort of urbanoutfitters vintage/goofball t-shirt, which would be a shame when that man riding that beast is, as I said, an awesome image.
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thats deep.
not to smooch up to the powers that be or anything but I agree. the whole indeed thing was humorous but does it really represent MELVINS? maybe a different angle could be looked at. like the song title idea or themelvins.net across the top. maybe this is another thing to be voted upon.
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I think we should just do a rip off of the Lysol album picture with like "chief ten beers" underneath or something else - the melvins don't care if we rip off the image, so why would we? Plus its not their image. (its not like were banking off it) Fuck the indeed concept, I have to side with Brian on this one, it doesnt work for me. Especially if its a kevin reference, since hes no longer with the band its kind of weak. No offense to the creators, I give you props for making the design, its better than I couldve done for sure...
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I like the art. maybe just something different for the heading.
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the art is great, and I'll be really sorry and bummed out if klump and lunica are hurt by my suggestion, so I hope that doesn't happen.
I just really think that the notion of that little guy on top of that beast of burden being the assumed 'chief ten beers' or 'cranky messiah' is incredibly comical, definitely shouldn't put the website url on top, and if anything it should be made smaller. also I really hope the current graphic is used, any reusing of previous melvins artwork as was suggested recently is of no interest to me.
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yeah different heading, I don't want to offend anybody either, plus I live a mile from a Native American reservation and I don't want to get scalped at the gas station for wearing it. It almost would imply that that Native Americans have drinking problems. Which of course they all do... (kidding) :twisted:
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too bad we couldn't get a contribution or suggestion from buzz or dale on an idea for the heading.
anybody got those kinda connections?
richie goodtimes maybe?
also.. might want to make them aware we are planning this. just out of courtesy if anything.
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like the Melvins care
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like the Melvins care
i don't think they do. just courtesy.
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courtesy this molly manners! :lol:
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fine then. be rude. see if I care.
:wink:
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I feel the same about the heading. Indeed doesn't do it for me. I think the picture is great, but a song title would be more appropriate and there are so many good titles, or lyrics to choose from.
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Let God be your Gardener
Hog Leg
Hung Bunny
Eye Flys
Agreed.
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Let God be your Gardener
Hog Leg
Hung Bunny
Eye Flys
Agreed.
My vote goes to Eys Flys.
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how about one of the labels you get at various post counts. for example "ashton kutcher, where are you?" or "also known as stinkor". might get a little lengthy though. don't know them all off the top of my head. are there some more brief ones?
what is the first one you get?
or maybe a karma reference? nah, maybe thats a little gay.
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yeah, paypal has a small fee, but to send money from overseas is much more expensive, so i'll be happy to pay the lil paypal fee :)
sure, you can come up with another heading, but it should be funny, and short. too many words make it smaller, and not so easy to read. i want a shirt with BIG LETTERS :) either funny, offending or stupid.. not t-shirthell stupid though... hehe
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I dont care what it says anymore, I dont want the shirt anyway.
I just came up with an idea that a lot of people liked, but have hundred corrections to, so I say fuck it.
make your own shirt.
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I dont care what it says anymore, I dont want the shirt anyway.
I just came up with an idea that a lot of people liked, but have hundred corrections to, so I say fuck it.
make your own shirt.
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c206/gshap/g84511cuku1.jpg)
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Is Klumpy Grumpy?
Too many chefs spoil the pot.
Okay the price breakdown.
For fifty shirts with one color ink,
the price is $4.06 per shirt on a white shirt,
$5.06 per shirt on a coloured shirt.
$28 start fee, 50 shirt minimum. (3.50 for white, 4.50 for colour)
Assuming the coloured shirt, that's $253.00 before shipping them out.
Add ~$3.00 for shipping in the U.S.; + $1.00 for mailers, (more for overseas peoples),
That's $9.00 per shirt.
50x9 = $450.00 needed to get the shirts printed.
http://www.dieselfuelprints.com/tshirts.html
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I guess we need 50 commitments.
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Assuming an ink color can be decided on, and a shirt color, the money will still need to be collected.
Not sure if this is going to happen.
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thats cheap
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Is Klumpy Grumpy?
Too many chefs spoil the pot.
Okay the price breakdown.
For fifty shirts with one color ink,
the price is $4.06 per shirt on a white shirt,
$5.06 per shirt on a coloured shirt.
$28 start fee, 50 shirt minimum. (3.50 for white, 4.50 for colour)
Assuming the coloured shirt, that's $253.00 before shipping them out.
Add ~$3.00 for shipping in the U.S.; + $1.00 for mailers,
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I just came up with an idea that a lot of people liked, but have hundred corrections to, so I say fuck it.
You know, that's a really bad quality for a graphic designer.
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I just came up with an idea that a lot of people liked, but have hundred corrections to, so I say fuck it.
You know, that's a really bad quality for a graphic designer.
Im not a graphic designer, Lunica is, she can make all the corrections and stuff.
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I just came up with an idea that a lot of people liked, but have hundred corrections to, so I say fuck it.
You know, that's a really bad quality for a graphic designer.
Im not a graphic designer
I know :D
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Is Klumpy Grumpy?
Too many chefs spoil the pot.
Okay the price breakdown.
For fifty shirts with one color ink,
the price is $4.06 per shirt on a white shirt,
$5.06 per shirt on a coloured shirt.
$28 start fee, 50 shirt minimum. (3.50 for white, 4.50 for colour)
Assuming the coloured shirt, that's $253.00 before shipping them out.
Add ~$3.00 for shipping in the U.S.; + $1.00 for mailers, (more for overseas peoples),
That's $9.00 per shirt.
50x9 = $450.00 needed to get the shirts printed.
http://www.dieselfuelprints.com/tshirts.html
I would never be grumpy at you sweety pie!
:oops: :oops: :oops:
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I guess we need 50 commitments.
Assuming they are close to what kurdt said which is around 10-15 bucks a shirt, I'd get two if I can get two different colors.
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Those prices were from Dieselfuel printing; I'll shop around and see what else I can find.
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i'd get two too.
and i agree about the header. hadn't even thought of it, but now that it is raised, i like it.
I dig Cranky Messiah, or something else that may be loosely applied to the character. a lot of the ozma and gpt titles are good
i'm not a fan of Chief Ten Beers. i don't like shirts with alcohol references...makes me think of frat boys.
looking like an urban outfitters model is the last thing i want.
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looking like an urban outfitters model is the last thing i want.
sorry to say it's too little too late for you, i was more referring to the rest of us.
my vote is for cranky messiah on this line of thought, perhaps a new poll thread is in order. i'll buy a second one for my grandpa as well.
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"i don't like shirts with alcohol references...makes me think of frat boys"
yeah, I say no chief ten beers. Whatever you guys decide Im sure it will be cool, just let us know where and when to send the loot...
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looking like an urban outfitters model is the last thing i want.
sorry to say it's too little too late for you, i was more referring to the rest of us.
maybe i'm an idiot, but i can't tell if this is sarcasm or seriousness...
i think you're kidding, but maybe it's just the truth, maybe in my avatar i look like an urban outfitters ad, what with the.....white t-shirt.. and all.
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I vote Cranky Messiah too. It just sounds really good.
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When are these coming out?
What about a shirt that says " Kiss Me, I'm DubEMC "
:lol:
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What about a shirt that says " Kiss Me, I'm DubEMC "
HaHa. :lol:
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i don't wanna look like a christian fanatic though! so what are the other options?
write em all down
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let's take a look outside ourselves to see how gay we look.
we could go with captain pungent, hehe.
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When are these coming out?
What about a shirt that says " Kiss Me, I'm DubEMC "
:lol:
as opposed to "kick me, I'm...
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I understand what Brian meant with the "indeed" thing.
But Cranky messiah is gay (I mean wack)
How about just "Los ticka toe rest" ?
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I understand what Brian meant with the "indeed" thing.
But Cranky messiah is gay (I mean wack)
How about just "Los ticka toe rest" ?
for that mattter, how about "like stee" or "moanin ludlow"?
I think a few nominations and a vote is in order.
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How about just "Los ticka toe rest" ?
That could work.
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I understand what Brian meant with the "indeed" thing.
But Cranky messiah is gay (I mean wack)
How about just "Los ticka toe rest" ?
Perhaps the beauty of cranky messiah is just lost in the translation my dear friend. Los ticka toe rest is the most tired melvins phrase in the history of man.
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instead of arguing about this endlessly how about just writing SNIVLEM across the top?
if not we're going to have to do a vote. it worked to solve the design issue.
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I understand what Brian meant with the "indeed" thing.
But Cranky messiah is gay (I mean wack)
How about just "Los ticka toe rest" ?
Perhaps the beauty of cranky messiah is just lost in the translation my dear friend.
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looking like an urban outfitters model is the last thing i want.
sorry to say it's too little too late for you, i was more referring to the rest of us.
maybe i'm an idiot, but i can't tell if this is sarcasm or seriousness...
i think you're kidding, but maybe it's just the truth, maybe in my avatar i look like an urban outfitters ad, what with the.....white t-shirt.. and all.
i don't really know what's going on
Sorry v, I was just being facetious. I know it is hard to tell on a message board. I'll try to refrain.
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Sorry v, I was just being facetious...I'll try to refrain.
don't feel you need to. it's plenty fun. <-serious
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someone put up the vote!
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since none of you slackers are gonna step up to plate, allow me.
hows this for the list of options on the heading:
cranky messiah
hog leg
hung bunny
eye flys
indeeed
snivlem
klumpy grumpy (slipped that one in there, didn't I?)
no heading (just the pic of the flea rider with themelvins.netbbs in smaller print at the bottom - my personal favorite)
anybody want to add some before I put together a poll?
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since none of you slackers are gonna step up to plate, allow me.
hows this for the list of options on the heading:
cranky messiah
hog leg
hung bunny
eye flys
indeeed
snivlem
klumpy grumpy (slipped that one in there, didn't I?)
no heading (just the pic of the flea rider with themelvins.netbbs in smaller print at the bottom - my personal favorite)
anybody want to add some before I put together a poll?
how about
"fuck glen!"
just kidding.
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so who will come up with a heading everyone will like?
we could just put "BIG HEADING" or "CAN'T DECIDE" something on top.
or just nothing, like glen suggested, but the whole picture would look better with a heading.
i don't think any of those headings are really great though.. (and i don't think indeed was great either, it was the first thing that popped into my head)
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maybe some purely nonsense type phrase:
Pluck or Wank?
Wax the Nebstar!
Buzzo Crover's Flying Circus
Enjoy Snicker Snack
Ram the Frauleine
Boots or Juice?
Riddle me That!
Tittering Biscuits Ahoy!
Fascist Golden Arms
Bite the Wax Tadpole
To The Fudge Factory, Now!!
and so on...
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maybe some purely nonsense type phrase:
Pluck or Wank?
Wax the Nebstar!
Buzzo Crover's Flying Circus
Enjoy Snicker Snack
Ram the Frauleine
Boots or Juice?
Riddle me That!
Tittering Biscuits Ahoy!
Fascist Golden Arms
Bite the Wax Tadpole
To The Fudge Factory, Now!!
and so on...
dude... what are YOU on?
personally, I'm partial to "fuck glen". :wink:
lun.. thats just it. feel free to make contributions to the poll. majority shall decide.
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or (getting this from melvinsgay)
bendover crover
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or (getting this from melvinsgay)
bendover crover
Move over Crover and let Coady take over!
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or (getting this from melvinsgay)
bendover crover
Move over Crover and let Coady take over!
brilliant.
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antitoxidote
night goat <--
now a limo
snake appeal
lovely butterflies
sky pup
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if we go at the pace we're going at now, we're never gonna get the shirt made.
if we're having this hard of a time with the words going on it, we should do another vote.
we have good suggestions coming from here.
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as long as its short and weird, and i don't have to think it out, its fine by me! :)
it took a liking to my perculator!
how about "HOLY FUCKING SHIRT" or "PLEASE READ" :)
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of course anyone will like an idea that has to do with a thread they started..... :oops:
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Captains designs rule!!!!
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To The Fudge Factory, Now!!