Right, I can't be arsed with this trolling shit anymore, it's too easy.
To be honest, you lot have all come across vastly more ignorant and idiotic than the Down fans. I was fucking excited when I heard Melvins had been added, I like them and appreciate their music.
Then I heard that apparently the Melvins' fans weren't too happy. I checked it out. You lot are making fools of yourselves. The two bands are close friends producing music with many crossover fans. Both bands even consider Sabbath as their major influnece. I can't see why you lot see this as such an offensive tour.
The aggressive nature of Down fans to which less than a handful of Melvins fans have been referring to is rather clear here. You spent time researching how a select few people feel because you "heard they were taking shit". SOMETHING HAD TO BE DONE. SO, you proceed to infiltrate a message board with intent to troll (a misdemeanor in some states) so you can fool everybody into thinking you are as dumb as you think they think you MAY be. Then, in true Wicker Man fashion, you're great plan is revealed and HOORAH, (everyone GASPS) and you REALLY embarrass the fools for their sheer ignorance. Wait a minute, are you serious? This is your life?
Secondly, to beat a troll, you have to step into the mind of a troll, and go to the message bridge where trolls come from...
Here are some quotes from your message board, one that you apparently ARE THE VOICE OF and has nothing bad to say about the Melvins:
"I was listeing to eggnog before ANYBODY fucking knew who the melvins were....
like 1991
they fucking suck......
puke
I hate that band now really not a band cause they get new bass players every five minutes..
they fucking come out on stage wearing capes for gods sake....
I think we should all head over to that board and start educating the retarded masses....
that music sucks...
it had its place back in the day but holy shit why did they stay so popular?
crap pure fucking crap
down is gonna blow these weirdos right off the stage....
and congrats to the melvins for finally getting to play in front of a big crowd...
buzzo needs to thank the band for the holy interaction"
From someone who must prove he has cred because of both age AND hate. Just as people call him out on it, proving one person doesn't speak for everyone on a message board, please realize that everyone on here has opinions, and they are just that.
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"tell them if they dont turn off the soap opera the fucking devil is gonna make an appearance...

Do it."
vague threats? ha.
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"Man I just read all of that thread on Melvins board, those guys are fucking douches.
They all assume Down fans are 15 year old Pantera fans who refuse to listen to anything which is fawwwking Panteraaazz.
They are also in denial that Anselmo is clean and now a humble man (like the rest of the world).
They're coming across as the much more ignorant fans, they seem to think there isn't any crossover between the two bands

Finally, the majority of them think Melvins would headline...
Phanboiz..."
Might be you? Anyway, "they all"??? Who, the 4 people who said something SLIGHTLY negative (it's only opinions) about another band on a 2,000 member board? Jesus.
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"Only problem will be having to deal with idiot Melvins fans, haha."
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Then locked posts, presumably with more threats towards people who like other things. Also, an entire page dedicated to .jpgs of elitist posters and jokes.
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AND lastly, Melvins and Down are not close friends, as you say, and most of your Melvins "facts" are way off. Type in Phil's name into google, you'll find a lot of love and hate. Type in Buzzo's name and you'll find the same. It's the internet. Do what you do. You can't confront or beat up EVERYONE, can you?