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Melvins Discussion / Re: official merch thread '08
July 24, 2008, 02:59:22 AM
i had an aqua teen shirt that had this on it

(i couldnt find an actual picture, so i recreated it)

not many people got it, but i got some really funny looks from the people that did. :P
Melvins Discussion / Re: official merch thread '08
July 23, 2008, 11:19:14 PM
Quote from: Idlehanz on July 21, 2008, 08:25:55 PM
Quote from: Pelican on July 21, 2008, 08:22:44 PM
Quote from: glen on July 21, 2008, 12:46:36 PM
Quote from: Lunica on July 21, 2008, 12:33:23 PM
What's with the faces? Who are they supposed to be?

see?  there you go.    looking for an explanation.    you remind me of the lady who rings up my groceries. 

*reads my shirt*
"happy...  halloween..  bitch?  whats that supposed to mean?"
*and looks at me disgusted like I have just personally just called her a bitch.

The best I ever had was coming through customs on the way back from Mexico. The dude goes "Melvins....   Eggnog" What is that some kind of Easter thing? I just grinned and said no, it's just a great album by a great band.
I've told this story, but I was in the checkout at Fred Meyers, and the girl at the checkstand saw my Houdini shirt and asked "What's our shirt suppose to mean"?

Of course I babbled, "It's a band shirt", and left it at that cuz she was really cute and I was a dork.

i wore my houdini shirt to my girlfriends house for thanksgiving last year, her uncle read the front and asked if my name was melvin?????? but he eventually saw the back and freaked out because it said pussy. the cat didnt seem to matter, and my girlfriend told me the whole family was pissed. turns out she just likes blow things out of proportion. her grandma read the back, laughed, and told her son ( my girlfriends uncle) that he was an idiot.



stupid uncles-0
my first melvins show, the place topped out at 350.
Melvins Discussion / Re: MY FIRST
July 14, 2008, 02:43:36 AM
Quote from: Dead Cowboy on July 04, 2008, 10:39:31 AM
theyre all really cool guys. be sure to flip off coady for me.

i know its over, but i had to throw it in

news reporter :
" because of rising gas prices, bands must resort to slinging crack"

jared to camera man: "crack, want some crack. getchu high!?"
Melvins Discussion / NWB on Myspace
July 01, 2008, 08:02:38 PM
full albums up, so if you havent checked it out yet, this is your chance :lol:
Melvins Discussion / Re: new dates
June 09, 2008, 12:16:47 AM
15- Amoeba in store Los Angeles
16-Santa Barbara, Velvet Jones
17-Sacramento, The Boardwalk
18-San Francisco, Slims
19-Reno NV, Club Underground
21-Modesto CA, Fat Cat
26-Seattle WA, The Showbox
29-Teton Village WY, Mangy Moose
31-Denver CO, Ogden Theatre
3-Madison WI, High Noon Saloon
4-Chicago IL, Double Door
5-Detroit MI, Smalls
6-Cleveland OH, Grog Shop
7-Buffalo NY, Town Ballroom
9-Boston MA, Paradise Rock Club
10-North Hampton MA, Pearl Street
12-New Haven CT, Toads Place
13-Brooklyn NY, Music Hall of Williamsburg
14-New York NY, Bowery Ballroom
15-Baltimore MD, Ottobar
16-Carrboro NC, Cat's Cradle
17-Atlanta GA, The Drunken Unicorn
18-Athens GA, 40 Watt Club
20-New Orleans LA, One Eyed Jacks

Melvins Discussion / Re: Summer Tour
May 30, 2008, 12:33:32 AM
thats awesome
Melvins Discussion / Re: Summer Tour
May 28, 2008, 02:32:33 PM
Quote from: glen on May 28, 2008, 06:41:48 AM
Quote from: moose on May 27, 2008, 08:30:42 PM
Double Door Chicago August 4th.

by my math that puts them in motown around the 2,3,5, or 6th.   still gives me two more weeks till baby time around here.   
how pathetic is that? I'm panicked that I might have to miss MELVINS to catch my own youngin.     priorities.  #-o

thats hilarious  :lol:
kinda off topic:

id like to see a show with adam jones.
Melvins Discussion / Re: New to The Melvins
May 21, 2008, 07:47:18 PM
houdini and ASA in my opinion.

the live version of houdini, a live history of gluttony and lust, is also great.
Melvins Discussion / Re: friendliest bassist?
May 12, 2008, 01:29:52 AM
jared is awesome, and ( as stated before) a hell of a nice guy
Quote from: Seven of Spades on May 05, 2008, 01:13:37 AM
MP3 Lover,
    This letter is to inform you that the Melvins shirt that you
have requested is either out of print or just not available to
people who say they love MP3's... Game Over... The shirt has
been sold and I am glad I did not take your offer of $20.00 in
quarters... Good luck next time! :shock:

and to further that

anyone who  uses "teh" does not deserve the shirt.
Melvins Discussion / Re: Divorced
April 25, 2008, 02:57:15 AM
just sayin  :lol:
Melvins Discussion / Re: Divorced
April 24, 2008, 02:46:05 AM
Quote from: norecess on April 23, 2008, 04:36:17 AM
They didn't have a bass player at the time, Lorax had just been fired (hence she's still at the back cover?) and I believe I read something that they didn't want Atlantic to think the band was falling apart or something and they just though listing various people would just work out better. I believe it was Pat Fear from White Flag who played the solo on Goin' Blind. Cobain did some percussion on Spread Eagle Beagle I believe or maybe he just walked by the drum kit while being high and fell into Dale's drum kit - I wouldn't be able to tell you the difference. He was a junkie. Buzz hoped for some creative input from his side, but he was dealing with a junkie here.

We're a bunch of nerds, goddammit, and I'm loving every minute of it.

yeah, read somewhere in an interview with buzz that all he did was chill on the couch and sleep.