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There are stranger things no doubt ... like Alice In Chains fans ... that is strange, right?

You have a point there. I remember liking about two and a half songs at one time. I never understood the fascination with the rest.

I think you're getting carried away. All I said is that your use of ellipses is strange, which it is. Just relax.

I am indeed an English teacher sir. Hope I teach your kids ... that would be funny, huh? Well alright, a literature teacher ... whatever. I don't really teach grammer ... that's grade school domain. I'm high school ... themes, concepts, symbolism ... that kinda shit.  And I'll be the first to admit I use terrible grammer ... especially on the internet ... who the fuck cares? The net is a wasteland of sweaty porn, dumbass opinions, cute cat email attatchments, waves of  lol/meh/imo and fuckin' emoticons ... the net doesn't demand nor deserve good grammer ... why waste my time? I type how I talk or think ... kind of a stream. The dot dot dot indicates a pause ... is it correct? Some say yes ... some say no ... I say I don't care. You want a MLA handbook as a pon for that gramatical pussy of yours' Karen, yeah? Here ya go:

It's "grammar". I give up.

Why doth thou quote me so Dudbean?  Replacing all my Ellipsis with simple dot dot dot translation? Are you one of those weird people offended by the Ellipsis? If so why? Are you an English teacher or something? I am an English teacher ... and it doesn't bug me at all ... obviously. Anyone else here annoyed by my excessive use of the Ellipsis?

An English teacher would put a comma between "so" and "Dudbean", and would also refer to "ellipses" instead of "Ellipsis". You're not an English teacher and neither am I. For the record, I'm not offended by your use of the "Ellipsis". It's just very, very strange.

No they're lepers so no need for amputation.  It's ok to beat up a one legged woman if she's a pirate though so you're kinda right.

Ewww leper sex with your girl must be freakin' weird, huh? dot dot dot like a Harmony Korine thing, yeah? Dude, it's more than kinda dot dot dot I'm completely right dot dot dot Pirate or not beating anyone male, female, tranny dot dot dot whatever dot dot dot with their own prosthetic dot dot dot I'm mean c'mon?? There is no wrong there dot dot dot only right! Though, if she was a pirate you could also poke her in the eye socket with her peg leg dot dot dot for extra hilarity dot dot dot

While I would have enjoyed doing a Melvins cover, it would have been one of the lowest profile jobs I'd have worked on this year. You people probably see something I've designed on a person every day without ever realizing and I don't care if you do. My ego takes a backseat to the almighty paycheck.

I don't scream it to the mountains every time I work. Do you tell everyone about every table you bus? Same thing.

I have no idea if Mackie did it. Shit...Buzz might have done it hisself.

Why don't you ask Moss? Moss would know, and you know Moss. Moss could tell you and you could tell us what Moss said about the stuff that you want us to know that you know. Ask Moss.

I want to see the Melvins reading this forum, and commenting on the people that post.  Oh Cara, she's such a so and so.  Oh Buick, he's such a so and so.  Oh look at that post by Glen, he's such a so and so.

You don't need the Melvins. You've got a guy who knows them, their tour manager and a collaborator who would be anonymous but can'tona counta the fact that said collaborator was referred to by name by the 34-year-old. You and I and everyone else who read the passage now know yet another person known by a guy who knows that person.  Times are good.

I'm not married.

You're too punk. You told us all about it.

You're 34.

"Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?"





Over 30 years old.

I'm gonna be 35 in November!

Who are you?

No one you need to tell anyone you know.

Fuck off Haze! Hey everybody.

Cantona is a scumbag.

4th decade.

I'm drunk. Call me in the morning and remind me to look at this shit. I'm going to bed.

Over 30 years old.

I'm only here for Cantona and Dale's amusement. Fuck off weirdos.

He's over 30 years old.

Grinding Process

Cry my lonely last number
The wind, disease
How very long I can keep up the pace

You don't think it might be...

'(Well) I might know that it's wrong
But I'm waitin' to see
How very long I can keep up the pace'

...do you?