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Yo you can check my review of this collaboration here, IN FRENCH:
https://www.coreandco.fr/chroniques/melvins-helms-alee-controlling-data-for-a-better-feeling-future-9935.html

Yep, it's in french and it's almost as much about the french socio-political situation in a dystopic short story as a proper review of this excellent EP ! So lose yourself in translation if you like to SWIM mutherfuckin' fishbones !

''farting my face on the stairs"", ahahahah 

Hello there !

Here is my review of this album:
https://www.coreandco.fr/chroniques/melvins-bad-mood-rising-9893.html

(In French, I know a lot will be lost in translation.)

Some reviews I wrote in French here:

https://www.coreandco.fr/chroniques/melvins-tarantula-heart-9866.html

https://www.coreandco.fr/chroniques/melvins-the-devil-you-knew-the-devil-you-know-9861.html

Doesn't two fingers mean something bad in Italy?

By the way: it means fuck you in England.
You're welcome.

Yes, but do you know why?

Sorry, I wasn't here...

Yep I guess I know why: the English archers, a long time ago, showed their two fingers to the French soldiers to prove them they haven't been taken by the French army. It seems the French army used to cut two archers fingers prisoners so they won't be able to use it anymore.
Sort of... "fuck you you didn't got me"
Don't know if I'm clear, excuse my English.

Sure, however... the color of that vinyl is by far the most beautiful violet/purple I have ever seen.

Maybe because it's a deep fake color (and a deep fake vinyl) !   
This is so deeeep this so faaaake: it's beautiful.
Deep fake rules.

 

In all fairness I'd say Tom Morello is as good a guitarist as Meg White is a drummer. Decent. Serviceable. Kind of identifiable. But easy to imitate and far from a masterclass.

I'm not taking the bait 

It's hard to not button the hardest button.

Doesn't two fingers mean something bad in Italy?

By the way: it means fuck you in England.
You're welcome.

the only criteria for me is:
LOVE / DEATH

I forgot to mention that... PIGS OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE is so and sooo...
Just kidding, this one is HUGE, is GREAT is IS!

Too.

FUCK!!
FUCK!!!
HONKY!!!

HONKY-HY-HY-YYYY!!!!

(hem)

Here it goes:

HONKY
HOSTILE AMBIENT TAKEOVER
STAG
STONER WITCH
THE BOOTLICKER
THE MAGGOT
BULLHEAD
ELECTRORETARD
NUDE WITH BOOTS
LYSOL
(in no particular order)

But it's very hard to tell.
I did discover the Meh via ELECTRORETARD so it will always be one of my fav'.

A SENILE ANIMAL or EGGNOG could easily replace some of the quoted ones.

WORKING WITH GOD is really one I enjoy a lot. It makes me laugh, a weird laugh and a weird feeling 'cause it's pretty nuts too. That's a great one!

HOUDINI is one of those I like less.
But the new live recording with Trevor is damn cool.

I hate CHICKEN SHIT.

Cheers buddies!

A friend of mine used to sell unique and exclusive tapes of harshnoise.
With unique and exclusive artworks.

He made like... a little more than a hundred of unique and exclusive tapes.

Sure, it was really really cheaper than Trevor's tapes.
But my friend is not Trevor.

This song is great.

I'd prefer to hear a Melvins electric version of this.
Or acoustic.
Or with cowbells.
And accordion.
Whatever happens the song is awesome!

I just watched a bit of this video...

Tell me, please tell me, how the fuck could have (apparently) everyfuckingone that night just stay totally still (with almost hostile gazes) in front of musicians who were obviously kicking the shit out of their instruments - like it or not?!
How could'nt you only move just a little bit, nodd your head, move your feet, I don't know.
This terrifies me.

You've never been to a Melvins gig in Norway? Or Sweden for that matter? I've seen the occasional twitch during The Bit, but that's about it, really. It's funny.

I'm terrified!