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got to the venue about 30 minutes early grabbed some brews and a hand drawing of buzz imitating the terror album cover,bought a freak puke shirt and the newest manchild book and had brian walsby sign it.chatted with brian for awhile,i was dissapointed tweak bird had no shirts just the new vinyl and a cd? been trying to find any tweak bird shirts on the net? tweak bird was so badass live !i was tripping.....big time ...we were on the side of the stage didnt realize they were that loud and heavy/???? im a fan!!! the melvins were up next im guessing the same set list? in between a song trwevor dunn played jaws on the stand up bass they ripped through their set..waitied around while king crimson was blaring through the house speakers and left..i was happy to see the melvins again last time was 06..

My buddy was telling me theres a review for a senile animal in the hippy worshipping tree hugging mag
i have nothing against hippys though my parents are still hippies!!!!!!!!!!

ok where to begin!!!!my day starts out on taking a trip up to the conservatory early to get some lunch and to try to meet everyone from the bands well me and my wife get there no sign so we travel up to wal-mart to pick up some film and my wife says hey dosent the singer have big afro hair i said WHERE WHAT WHERE! she said they just pulled out on the street. i do believe it was a blue mini van so i slow down thinking jared or buzz.as the van approaches they past us oh shit! its buzz my wife says speed up,keep in mind im holding a spit cup for my chewing tobacco.it falls i come up to the van im honking and waiving like a tard buzz was driving and one of the merch guys was riding shotgun,buzz starts waiving so im waiving to next thing i notice is my wife is holding the sterring wheel.so they turn into sonic so i hurry home im pumped ive got the history of bad men at full volume pumped!!!!!!!!!i am !!!!!!so i get home and turn around and head up to the show early i get their about 4:00 it get close to 7:00 and jared,tim moss,dale crover,come wandering into size records. so i approach them one by one pictures with them are took and some stuff signed as well. i didnt realize tim was so short so i was talking to jared the most.this guy is fucking funny.so the line starts outside. i meet up with my friends and mom and dad.pictures and video duty''''''and finally they let us in 8:40 or so....so i rush past some ppl and straight to the merch table i picked up
melvins trick and riddle book
melvins octopuss shirt
and 1 for my son
a big business shirt and the newest tour e.p
a porn shirt
3 of the hat singles these are about gone along with the other7"s
so grab a beer and head over to the left side of the stage theres some kind of music blarring like a warped looping sound that plays for 30 minutes.so its time well santa shows up with elvis and the bass player i didnt recognize someone let me in on who it was? he was wearing a dressed up shirt and jacket tie'''and boxers and black socks...they start fucking brilliant porn is fucking awesome well guess what the fucking god damn pushing at the front of the stage starts some dude knocks over a couple beers and some girl is gasping for air..tim moss Aka old saint nick throws his guitar down leeps int the audience from what appeared he was dragging the dude outside get this piece of shit out of here!!!!! so the music stops and dale is pissed a motherfuckers you wanna play this he says ill tell you what keep it up this stupid moshing childish ********* and we will cancel. so they finished the song and the crowd looked like a bunch of bobble heads for the rest of the show they actually played a longer than usual set.big business starts up and they only played 2 songs from head for the shallow the rest was all new songs most are on the new tour e.p.so has ther finishing up dale already behind the kit and there was a small tap on my shoulder i turned it was buzz oh excuse me. he walks past me and on the stageheres  the set list
talking horse
bloated pope
civilized
doh
sky pup
let it all be
bllod witch
history of drunks
rat faced
the hawk
youve never been right
history of bad men
mech bride
revolve
hooch
the bit
lovely
the closing was okie from muskooge
as buzz his taking off the stage by tim moss and out the doors the band finishes off and dale and coady are dangling from the ceiling then jared starts some monkey chant or something?and the roadies(the english dude is cool as hell) put on monkey masks and start hooping around the they end up wrestling around thats it...so this is the fucking best show ive ever been to....im just sad it came to a end.so we stick around will there blasting zztop and the roadie dudes are up on the stage.i went up on buzz's side of the stage and the roadie hads me the set list.alrighty then ..!!!!!so im thinking this isnt enough the place is praticaly empty.so me and my friend ask for some drum sticks i get a broken one my friend get one from jared on one from dale.so im thinking  cool well the other roadie was over by dales kit and yells hey!! i turn around and he throws the crover gardeing gloves wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. i suck at writing reviews but i had one hell of a night...i talked to coady for awhile and he was saying this isnt it for the tour they will be back next year for another round!!!!!
i got my porn american style cd cover signed right on the chicks crotch by tim moss
and the others were jared and dale on the inserts on the senile animal pages no sign of buzz?

i got some pics and the video part was 2 songs by porn and the melvins 2 or 3 the battery light is on no charger so im sorry about the video guys but ill check with ma and pa and find out if she got the santa scene jumping off the stage that outa be worth it right?

so like i always do make a stop by the record store down the street from my work i walk in the store i picked up men of porn experiments cd,genghis tron cd, and cavity supercollider as im wondering around i here some heavy ass bass,, drums kinda like the early melvins i thought naw but then the vocals start sinking in...whao!!!! i said to the owner who is this the melvins i havent ever heard this song that was playing.he said senile animal i said whao!!! so as i approach him to pay for my damage...he handed me the store promo it said some crap on the jewel case store promotional only  not for resale something to that effect anyways cool artwork in the artwork each page has the band memebers with their faces and hair on other objects i have already forgotten every detail but the back or was it the front.. has a view of the band from above them ,i guess their posing in some flea market? i think from listening to the songs this is their best release ever!!!!!ive never been so serious they have my frickin attention man o man. im trying my hardest to get this out of the owners claws..........

i went to their my space site and it looks like a heavy tour schedule for the moss man... okc on nov 20th thats when they have big b melvins booked i also heard that high on fire might be on some of the tour as a surprise opener ((((((FUCK YEZ))))) i cant wait for this put me in a coma till nov someone!!!!!

sorry if this has already been posted....

now i talked to someone over at electricheavyland and their planning to put out a dvd of all their in store shows..they said it wont be limited so their will be plenty yeah!!!!!!!!!! i hope

man i didnt know they made a video with teeth with joe on bass man its sweet also they have the thrones,,harvey milk sunno))) and anything you can think of...thank me later

all they said was details soon and MORE!!! and altamont has a new cd coming out soon damn not bad....

hello im new here a long time melvins fan since 95,,if you call that a true fan anyways does anyone know what happen to kevin i flew from okc to austin to see them in oct of last year.the manager at EMOS said he was told he was very ill.anyone?