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interesting read here about Buzz's favorite MELVINS tracks and their history.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/melvins-buzz-osbourne-my-life-in-10-songs/ar-AA1cvtOr?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=U531&cvid=85a060e0273d44148db864e55f3c5f04&ei=22

Also it's Buzz's birthday today..??  pretty sure.   3/25.    Happy B-Day Buzzo! 

Before Kurt Cobain became a household name thanks to Nirvana, he was a teenage prankster in his hometown of Aberdeen, Washington. (Stars, they're just like us?) Melvins frontman Buzz Osbourne remembers the night in May 1986 that he and pal Cobain, 19, "were out spray painting graffiti all over town" — antics that eventually landed one of them in jail.
Telling the tale during Melvins' Divine Monkeyshines: Valentine's Day Special streaming event according to Ultimate Classic Rock, Osborne recalls Cobain getting busted and going to jail, while Osborne and their other compadre, former Melvins drummer Matt Dillard, got away.
"We walked around the corner of this bank and all of a sudden there's cops, a bunch of cops everywhere," Osborne remembered. "And we just take off running in different directions. All of a sudden, we heard errrrrck around the corner. They had nabbed Cobain somehow. Like he was hiding somewhere. And he went to the joint."
The future rock star stayed in jail overnight, arrested for spray painting the phrase "Ain't got no how whatchamacallit."
Osborne's favorite tag? "God is Gay," which ended up being the final line of the Nirvana song "Stay Away."
"You try to think of something that's gonna really burn all these people there," Osborne said, adding, "[Cobain]was actually a really good artist, so if he spray-painted a picture, it would really be good. But usually it was very dark humor and not very PC."



https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/melvins-buzz-osbourne-recalls-night-173418014.html
https://ultimateclassicrock.com/king-buzzo-kurt-cobain-arrested/

I'll be the tall slender yellow gentleman.

http://www.dogster.com/lifestyle/buzz-osborne-melvins-interview-dog-rescue-adoption-motley-zoo

The Sunn concert lead amp Buzz Osborne used on the first two MELVINS albums has been stolen.      Please watch for it in your local pawn shop or your homeboy's crappy band's practice space.

"Among the items lifted that you should keep an eye out for are a black Japanese-made Fender jazz bass, a Sunn concert lead amp that Buzz Osborne used on the first two Melvins records, and master tapes of nearly every record Kunka appeared on from 1990 through 2000"

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/scene-and-heard/Content?oid=20908992

new collaboration abound.



watch this space.

NAPALM DEATH to release split
with The Melvins
3rd October, 2012

Brummie grind legends Napalm Death will be releasing a split with oddballs The Melvins. Bassist Shane Embury commented: "We recently released a split with Converge and we'd love to do more of that kind of thing. It's a great chance to work with bands we admire, and to play shows with some different people."
The split will include Napalm covering art rockers The Cardiacs. Continues Embury: "I've finally been able to do a cover of my favourite band, The Cardiacs. It's a real old one called 'To Go Off And Things' from 'The Seaside'. I'm being a bit fussy with it as it's a labour of love, but it's sounding pretty crazy. I want to put it out as a download too, to try and raise some money for Tim Smith, who's very ill at the moment. It breaks up the cycle of doing albums. We all want to get back to a bit of the vinyl thing we loved back in the day, and it gives us an opportunity to do something a bit more different."

I still haven't fully recovered from AMAZON enough to give a review.

please.. allow me to digest.

random thought: dale was pissy.

MELVINS live at Electric Heavyland (RIP) January 1, 2005:

Pt 1:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlJZOP-SjRk

Pt 2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5VSBRHebsA

Pt 3: http:www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu5fo_fEE68

Pt 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l70QKcCx-48

Pt 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqhm5hrjpDc

finally. in its entirety.

so it hasn't happened yet.  but going into it glen has a few questions.

1.) roll call!   

2.) are the shirts really $30 now?  wtf?

3.) has evil army been playing any of the shows over the last week or so?

4.) factoring in the departure time at say 2 to 3 songs into down's set, what time do you
       think I'll be home?

5.) who's tour managing seeing as moss is with FNM in europe?

6.) is walsby working the merch?

7.) is it true that the pat-downs at the door are exceptionally thorough due to a former
       member of pantera being in the building?

I predict another member in the Crover household.

I'm tellin ya.

you'll all be lining up to pat my back in another 6months.

http://www.amoeba.com/live-shows/videos/melvins.html

thanks wm.

well,   I'll give you my take and let Mount Ambulance, Armofinfant, Jozzy, EGO and anyone else who was there chime in.

got in town early after my copilot pussed out on me at the last minute because he was "too tired" to go to the show.  so in my pissed-off state I took off for detroit probably 3 hours earlier than I should have.   so I wasted my extra time by throwing my money away at the greektown casino downtown. headed over to the venue about a half hour before doors and ran into moss and dale buying booze and junk food at the hood party store across the street.  they had 3 bags of chips, cookies, booze, bread, etc.    I asked moss if morning star rising was playing and his answer was "maybe" I then asked if dale would be on drums and again got a "maybe".   

got in and B-lined it for the merch table.  introduced myself to Walsby and chatted for a few. he told me a little about his new band.   seemed like a hell of a guy. picked up one of the Grumpy's 3 cd sets ($50, ouch!), the comic book and a couple posters. Walsby was kind enough to hold it all for me behind the table after telling me he had room for "me and me only"
I thought that called for a generous tip.  there was still basically nobody in the place so when dale walked by a few minutes later with an LA dodgers shirt on I grabbed his attention and asked him about the manny ramirez trade.  that seemed to spark his interest because he then stopped and spent a few minutes talking about the dodgers, tigers, etc. with me.  he seemed very passionate and knowledgable about the dodgers and glad to find someone to share his thoughts on the subject.  I was, of course, slightly overwhelmed to be talking to the legend that is dale crover about something I have interest in as well. it was like we were both fighting to get the next thought out on ramirez, the dodgers, and baseball in general.  but I thought it best to let him go about his business so after a few minutes I told him I didn't want to keep him any longer and he said "take care" or something and wandered away.

before I get to the actual sets I'll mention the fine folks from the board I met or re-met.   armofinfant: always a treat.  although I was disappointed he did not let me sit on his shoulders during big business. EGO the living planet: fine human being although by the end of the show he seemed to be about 2, 2 1/2 sheets to the wind. Jozz: only met briefly right before the melvins set.  next time we'll try to cross paths earlier.   Mount Ambulance and his crew: really cool guy. someone I could relate to.  hope to see you again at a future show Mount. I would have liked to have sat and dumped down a few beers with you afterwards if we both didn't have a million miles to home.  next time.

now to the music.  morning star rising eased in.  I think most people didn't realize a set was starting. the just thought some hairy biker looking dude was sound checking.    then toshi came out and did his thing.  some guy next to me said "is the asian guy playing anything or just fixing pedals?"  I didn't bother to answer.  when dale walked out  people realized this was a planned event and began to cheer.  dale, of course, made the set with his hybrid version of SafetyThird over moss and toshi's soundscape. I thought it was cool but I'd take a porn set anyday over that. 
next big business.   ridiculously long break between msr and bb.  the crowd was gettng anxious.   people were chanting "big business!  big business!"  until jared finally came out and apologized for the delay. same set as before although I had a hard time with their set because I got corraled into a corner and couldn't see shit.  they seemed plagued with technical difficulties and apologized for it a couple times.  but all in all better than most bands I've seen live. I bailed for a bathroom break and fresh beer before their last song after reading that the break was really short between big business and melvins.   I read wrong.   another looooong break between bands.  now to the MELVINS.

I've seen the melvins many times now over the years.   at least a dozen.  this set was one of the tightest.  allow me to loosely quote grim by saying if you have any questions about this line-up go see this tour. it will silence the naysayers.
dale and coady have got it down pact right now.  the drumming was impecable. really though, across the board the set was impecable.   amazing sound, amazing timing.  plus all 4 guys seemed completely into the moment.   after seeing the melvins on an off night once or twice in the past I'll say this was the opposite end of the spectrum.  I stood in front of buzz and I'll agree with everyone who says he has this uncanny way of seeming like he is looking right at YOU.  kinda like those pictures of jesus where no matter where you are in the room it looks like his eyes are on you.  maybe its the hair.
but anyway, they tore through the same set.   by the time they got to the (A)SA meddly it was about 130degrees F in the place. the sweat was rolling. I expected a dirtier version of my generation.  this was slow and bluesy, but clean.  it sounded damn good actually with dale and coady whinning out the vocals.   then the star spangled banner which everyone in my area sang along with.  then... BORIS.    oh man.     without a doubt, the best version of boris ever.  two drummers and 3 vocalists make that song.  there were indeed goosebumps up and down my spine.  dale and coady stayed in during the ending for an occasional double "THUMP!",  buzz dragging out the "boris knows.... and boris likes it all."    jared with the neck of his bass under his throat making his now famous whale calls.   finally only buzz left standing.   he thanked everyone for coming out and gave some advice on purchasing lottery tickets and that was it.
I was ready for 4 or 5 more songs.  some jerky behind me yelled "DISINVITE!!"  over and over again when the show was obviously over.    said my goodbyes to jozz, EGO, and ambulance butdidn't see armofinfant again.
drove home the 2 hours wishing I was heading for Cleveland.   next time.

uumm.. any questions? 

is this here already somewhere?  I don't recall seing it.

SLIPPED A MICKEY: Decibel Goes to Disneyland with the Melvins
Story (& Photos?) by J. Bennett
Originally appeared in the September 2008 issue of Decibel Magazine.
It's Wednesday afternoon, and the tram from the Daisy Duck parking structure to
Disneyland proper is teeming with humanity, flip-flops and fanny packs. Men, women,
and children of all shapes and sizes are brimming with the kind of anticipation that only
comes from years of merciless cultural conditioning. Meanwhile, Decibel's knees are
crammed up against the back of the seat in front of us. It's a feeling we'll get used to
over the course of the next six hours. Like many of the rides at Disneyland, the tram is
not designed to accommodate anyone over six feet tall. Suddenly, a morbidly obese
bald man in his 50s turns to his wife/sister/sow and says, "Did you see that on Regis &
Kelly this morning? The alligator crawled right through the doggie door!"
In situations like this, the mind tends to wander. We think of that story we read in
Radar a couple of years ago about the college kids who wear the character costumes at
Disneyland; how a Snow White avoids turning up out of context at Space Mountain via a
secret underground tunnel system where perpetually hung-over Mickeys, Minnies and
Tarzans spend their lunch breaks drinking, screwing and vomiting in costume. We think
about the dream we had the other night, in which Walt Disney's disembodied cryogenic
head expressed its disapproval as we played "Stand By Me" on a toy piano: "What are
you, some kind of faggot?"
Oh, Uncle Walt, you always did have a way with words.
But we're snapped out of our reverie by a middle-aged Nazi barking on the intercom.
"No lap-sitting, eating or drinking on the tram!" We immediately shove a piece of
gum in our mouth just to spite this underpaid fascist. And then we arrive at The Place
Where Dreams Come True.
ITʼS A MELVINS WORLD AFTER ALL
Melvins vocalist/guitarist Buzz Osborne and drummer Dale Crover are seated at an outdoor
table at the La Brea Bakery Caf

post what show or shows you'll be at.    this should give everyone a chance to put together a booze and dope session before any given show.

detroit and cleveland for me.

http://www.newburycomics.com/rel/v2_home.php?storenr=103&deptnr=379


as posted on the melvins.net main page:
pre-order Nude With Boots here and get a limited edition autographed cd booklet.

thought some of you rabid sons-a-bitches might be interested in this so I decided to post it after I ordered mine.
go ahead, order it.  just think what MITROWSKI will give you for it on ebay in about 6 months.

the (a)sa tour brought us hooch, oven, etc.

the POD tour brought us hog leg, let god be your gardner, its shoved, etc.

what are your deepest desires for the NWB tour?   realistically of course.  don't say you want to hear an extended 45 minute version of charmicarmicat.

taken from the toolband website updates:

I've already mentioned, the NOLA show was great. Danny and Justin's ladies had flown in, so the FOH was well stocked with Stellas. Although Buzz (Melvins) had decided not to join in on a song (telling me that the band would sound just fine without him), he did share some rather humorous stories backstage. One of them was how Adam, tour manager, Mary Jo, and he had been invited to ride along on patrol with a Texas Ranger in Austin, and were later taken to a certain location (I think it's called Texas) where they could fire a plethora of weapons... and shoot to their hearts' content. They even got to experience the lawman 'light-up' someone, but, unfortunately, this wasn't a Tool enthusiast. I told Buzz that, while this was pretty cool, when I was in Houston, an astronaut with NASA who liked my newsletters asked Laralee and I if we wanted to go for a ride on the next space-shuttle launch and watch them perform middle school-level experiments while orbiting the earth. Before he could respond, a couple of female Melvins fans were escorted into Adam's dressing room with hopes of getting a photo taken with him (Buzz). Adam was all smiles, telling them how, when hanging out with Buzz, kids were always coming up to him (Buzz), some even wearing Tool shirts, wanting his autograph, but not aware of who he (Adam) was. Knowing that Adam (not Buzz) was waiting for a couple of bottles of "Lucid" to arrive, I decided to hang around a bit longer. Hell, a shot of "Lucid" and box of Triskets and you've got a party. But the bottle never arrived, so I moved on to greener pastures (Actually I was glad it didn't show up, because I was going to be viewing fractal geometry on Breck's laptop later on the bumpy bus.)

hot damn, I did it again.

whilst sorting through some old boxes I came across this zine from March 1994.
something for the archives.   couple nice pics of a young Mackie here and a gun-wielding Buzz.

http://www.cinderblock.com/product-details.aspx?product=9570

normally a high demand item.    just in time for the holidays.

http://www.zuism.com/news.html


don't recall as I've seen this posted previously.  correct me if I'm wrong.

according to the italian group ZU's website Buzz, Dale and Toshi recorded some collaborations to be released on a future ZU album in 08.

for now I'll leave it at this:

best show since the POTRE tour.   it was beautiful.  I almost cried.

good lord almighty the new 4-way MELVINS have gotten TIGHT.   same setlist with an added whale serenade by Jared to close things out.   venue was interesting,  I'd say roughly the size of a 2 car garage where the band actually played.  I'm a little short on time now since I've got to get rolling on to cleveland.   full review later.

nice to meet the one and only EGO the living planet.  but I saw no signs at all of ALL 7' of armofinfant.

where were you holmes??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqqHgqlcfbI

hog leg  -  with teeth  - blood witch

good stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRnyutsEpt8

lizzy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE-V_S7sHr4

suicide in progress,  errrr.... I mean Billy Fish  - damn good quality

damn. is this some sort of commentary on the advanced girth of Buzz and crew?

check out this fairly recent pic of dale and coady's drum set-up.     is this new?  I don't recall this being the set-up for the (a) senile animal tour.     were there the big floor drum thingamajiggys between them?   how about the overload of cymbals on coady's side and lack thereof of on dale's side?   

seems like this is more of the "monster drumkit" they spoke of prior to the recording of (a)sa.

prior to the fall tour I figured it would be nice for us all to dream a little bit.  kinda like buying a lottery ticket, you spend two days planning how you're going to spend all that cash.  then you get shit on and win NOTHING.

but to me at least MELVINS are a cult band.  and a cult band thats been around for 20 some-odd years shouldn't have to be tied to all the staple songs night after night.   the bulk of the people who go to a MELVINS show are most-likely familiar with their material so they don't really need a greatest hits retrospective. 

so spell out your ideal setlist for this tour.  say 15 or so songs.   try to be realistic though.  no "the OZMA album in its entirety!"s.      pick a variety of songs that they might actually play.

ready......  GO!

pick it people.

some of these sound nauseating.  is that what we were going for?


oh yeah,  vote twice.   we'll make 2 colors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmOet73CpFQ

sorry if its been posted elsewhere but the fact of the matter is this video deserves its own attention.
not so much for the quality but for Buzz's work on Hog Leg.

form the SF shows.   

from ipecac.com:

Jun. 26, 2007
Hey Melvins fans! King Buzzo and Dale Crover will be co-hosting the Suicide Girls radio show on Indie 103 in LA from 12 midnight to 2 am on July 8. If people are outside of Los Angeles they can listen on the website: http://www.indie1031.fm/

Now that is what I call good programming!

from MELVINS myspace page:



Hey, how's it going friends? Are you keepin' cool, by the pool, at the bbq? We hope so! Our friends Big Business are on the road in the US and just got offered an opening spot on the Tool tour! HORRAYYYYY!! Check their page for dates. Oh shit!!! That means that Coady and Jared can't play the Houdini, Lysol and Eggnog shows we've booked this July in S.F. and L.A..... BOOOOOOO.... Wait a minute now, get this, we'll get Trevor "mutha fuckin" Dunn to play bass... HORRAYYYY!!! Then, when Coady and Jared get back we'll do a US tour.. BOOOOOO..er, I mean HORRAYYYY!



(still doing my job.  through thick and thin!     -glen)

anybody catch this little quote from our friend toshi kasai on the deaf nephews myspace bulletin:

"Meanwhile, Dale keeps reviving old songs of the Melvins in addition working on new material."

reviving old songs?   sounds pretty damn interesting.  not to mention the new material part.
what do you think dale C is up to?   the remix thing?  another re-issue? 

I've gotten a few PM's about people looking for the SNIVLEM t-shirts. unfortunatey I only have XXL's left.           
so if you're morbidly obese you're in luck.

OR!!

if I can gather a couple more people I'll order another batch.  maybe even in different colors,  single color instead of the shadowing, who knows?

so instead of me responding to the individual PM's would anyone who wants a shirt please say "I" so I can get a head count?

thank you kindly.

your pal,
glen

do me a HUGE favor, would ya?

May 1 is a meaningful date for me.  I'd really like the show poster for this one.

I'll gladly paypal, mail, whatever, the cash for it first before you mail it out.   I hope that by now I've proven my trust around here.    if not I know someone will vouch for me.   

pretty please?

this might have found its way here already but cut me some slack, I been gone a couple days.

check it out:

http://download.yousendit.com/5CDE1E1429A2D764

live in Germany.     excellent sound quality.

*update:   oh shit, its on the DL page.   oh well, this is for the morons like me who avoid that page because 98% of it is links to dimeadozen torrents that I for one am not a member of.    I applauded my buddy bUTTHOLEmAN for the original post.