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KING BUZZO:


DALE CROVER:


Anyone else wanna help me out, here?

1. We all know rock & roll is the devil's music and influenced by Stan.

2. This website: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Roll/kurt_cobain.htm  talks about how satanic and demonically-inspired the music of Kurt Cobain was... so, being that Kurt Cobain was cocksuck #1 of MELVINS for a long time (sorry to kep brniging hime up), who knows how fucking satanic the true power of the Melvins could be? I mean, just look at King Buzzo's fucking hair -- that's the visual definition of sheer terror, right there. And those fucking riffs, how could they sound so gruesome and soul-stealing? If Elvis hasn't already stolen your soul thru rock & roll then the Melvins are sure to fucking do it!

So, ARE THEY? Are the Melvins literally the product of the devil himself? And if so then how?

JESUS IS LORD

[Q:]

Q: Do they even fucking exist? Has anyone ever attempted to parody a Melvins song or just the Melvins concept in general? Is it impossible to effectively do so or were all who actually did killed by Buzz himself as soon as they did it?

A:

This is kinda old but still fucking funny.

melvins - 12 - "ozzy is an idiot" (interview) - wmpg radio 99

With King Buzzo being the opinionated man he is, I think it would be at least somewhat interesting to hear his opinion on a person like GG Allin. Maybe the Melvins could even cover one of his songs or something someday! But maybe not now that I as a fan have mentioned the idea of it. Have they ever said what they thought of GG Allin?

Listen to the chorus:
Nirvana - Love Buzz

is they of gay?

evdince:

[DUNUNNUNUNUNUNUNUUNUDURRRRRNNN!!!!]

Writing one of those great Melvins songs must be pretty tough, eh? Musically, at least! Well, the lyrics could be a LITTLE easier, right? RIGHT. While you may not be able to rival the King music-wise, you probably could lyrically. As you might've heard, I was in the hospital for awhile, and you get a lot of crazy ideas in there, and one of the things I was doing to pass the boring time by was playing a game called MAD-LIBS. One day I was madding a certain set of libs, when I read what I had filled in at the top page and realized that it read like the lyrics to a MELVINS SONG. So, I'm going to share this experience and you can play this game by filling in the blanks [WORDS IN BRACKETS] and set it to some of King Buzzo's riffs, and wullah, you've got your own Melvins song that YOU wrote the lyrics to! Ready? Set? Go.

[COLOR] [ADJECTIVE] [NOUN]
[VERB] a [NOUN] [NONSENSE WORD] [NONSENSE WORD] [NOUN]
[NONSENSE WORD] [ADVERB]
Like Siz, [VERB] [ADJECTIVE] [NOUN]
[PERSON'S NAME] gonna get [ADJECTIVE] [NONSENSE WORD]
[NONSENSE WORD] [COLOR] [NONSENSE WORD] like a [NONSENSE WORD]
'Cuz it's a [ADJECTIVE] [VERB] like a [ANIMAL] [NONSENSE WORD]
[ADJECTIVE] [NOUN]
LIKE STEE, MOANIN' LUDLOW
[CONJUNCTION] [ADVERB] [NONSENSE WORD] [VERB]
[NONSENSE WORD] it's a [ANIMAL] like-uh [PERSON'S NAME]
Take an [BODY PART] [ADJECTIVE] [ADJECTIVE] [NOUN]

DUNUNNUNUNUNUNUNUUNUDURRRRRNNN!!!!

The Melvins side of this single is gold:

Nirvana/Melvins split - 1991

YAEY!!!!! 

It's for one of the songs on "Mangled Demos from 1983".

Melvins - "Star" (Fan Music Video)

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