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Quote from: GrandEmo Juan on January 22, 2010, 04:08:12 AM


Colossus Of Destiny friggin rules!!! That guitar feedback before Eye Flys drops is the deadliest most venomous thing ever recorded.

The only shit thing about Colossus is that it was never released on a bad-ass 180 gram slab of wax.

Godflesh totally rule dude!
I agree about the eye flys part but you have to sit through alot of random bleeps and a stupid porn sample to get to the good part.
Melvins Discussion / Re: $15
January 21, 2010, 10:51:17 AM
How juvenile of him.
Hello.  That is highly strange.  There's some kind of conspiracy obviously.
The difference between Ministry and Godflesh is massive.  Godflesh summon the darkness and live in eternal pain and anguish while Ministry can be fun.  The trilogy's not shit by the way, however colossus of destiny is.
Melvins Discussion / Re: Coady Tour Diary
January 21, 2010, 10:30:13 AM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on January 17, 2010, 10:48:45 AM
That was in very bad taste. I doubt you would say that to a Veteran in person.
You people are way too sensitive.  It's just a comment , it's not like I'm actually going to shoot an Iraqi but if a man is willing to go to war and shoot a stranger for his country then he deserves to be questioned about it.  And yes I have asked people about their experiences in war.
Yeah I don't even like Melvins really I just come here to argue with fanatics and preach about Ministry mainly.
I need Buzzo's autograph like I need genital warts.  I'm not gay for Melvins, I just like their music and unlike some of the obsessive fanboys here I can admit when the melvins release something shit.
Melvins Discussion / Re: Coady Tour Diary
January 15, 2010, 08:44:39 AM
My flag?  I don't have my own country yet unfortunately.  Does it feel good shooting an iraqi kid in the face then?  Just curious.
Quote from: GrandEmo Juan on December 30, 2009, 12:42:37 PM
Quote from: ConJuan on December 30, 2009, 10:14:16 AM
It's true that Ministry have put out some substandard stuff over the years but "The Last Sucker" brought back some of their former glory. 

You are kidding right?

The Last Sucker was absolute cack and made With Sympathy sound awesome!

The only cool thing on The Last Sucker was the riff for the song The Last Sucker.

With Sympathy, Rio Grande Blood and The Last Sucker are crap.......the rest friggin rules.
I've never heard With Sympathy and don't want to but The last Sucker had some decent tunes like Let's Go and Die in a Crash.  It was an improvement on shit like Assclown and Lies Lies Lies which I absolutely detest.  The whole Bush baiting thing ruined Ministry.  We don't need Americans to tell us Bush is a dickhead and Ministry fell into that trap.  Oh and don't tell me Al is Cuban cuz as far as I'm concerned he's as American as an apple pie with a gun collection and a stestson.
There's been a new Lard in the pipeline for probably ten years now.
Didn't Dale also say something about "Dark Side of the Spoon" being a great album title?  If he bothered to listen to it he'd realise the music outweighs the clever title.  It's one of the greatest most underrated albums ever.

It's true that Ministry have put out some substandard stuff over the years but "The Last Sucker" brought back some of their former glory.  If Pailhead release more music I will have the most explosive orgasm known to man.
Melvins Discussion / Re: Coady Tour Diary
December 30, 2009, 10:08:32 AM
Quote from: Buick on December 28, 2009, 03:10:09 PM
If we want your opinion, we'll beat it out of you.


The States

So you're the voice of U.S. Imperialism are you?  If you really cared about your country you'd lose a few limbs in Iraq like your heroic brethren.

Happy New Year.
Melvins Discussion / Re: Coady Tour Diary
December 28, 2009, 01:46:41 PM
Quote from: >>>JZS<<< on December 26, 2009, 01:41:02 PM
Quote from: ConJuan on December 26, 2009, 11:06:14 AM
nice to see americans discover a whole new world outside their own

So, how are things on Beer Island?
Refreshing and intoxicating.  Visit some time.
Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins not in "GRUNGE" book?
December 28, 2009, 01:44:51 PM
Quote from: Uncle Fester on December 26, 2009, 12:50:01 PM
CONJ where you been?!

I heard Chicken Switch and was so overcome with disappointment that I tried heroin for the first time.  I developed quite a habit, lost my job, my family and my home.  I entered rehab.  It was tough at first I must admit but one night I had an epiphany, a misty, kind faced figure appeared before me and told me he was a servant of God named GrandMasterEmoJuan.  He told me to change my ways, change my name and go forth to preach the good word of Ministry and Godflesh so here I am. 

Thanks for your concern Uncle Fester.  It moved me.
Melvins Discussion / Re: Buzz went to rehab?
December 26, 2009, 11:39:59 AM
They tried to make Buzz go to rehab but he said NO No No.  I don't think its a surprise ler spent all his money on coke, id do the same thing.