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This is waaaayyyy off topic

nothing is true, everything is permitted


interesting
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back to whatever you were doing here
typical drunkard at a party disturbing an in depth confersation about some level of dungeons and dragons with some random comment about burroughs....um

this is some nerdy shit alright

my input is i like the basslines and energy in teet
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hey rictus is that quote
Nothing Is True - Everything Is Permitted...

from burroughs city of red nights or is it actually someones sentiment. a brilliant book, very dark. i always thought burroughs made up all those philosiphies but now i'm wondering are they quoted?
just wondering.

buzz comes off as the man
hilarious

i always wanted to meet patton for some reason
now i don't

very hard to judge a person from an interview though
well, judge anyone at anytime really
but he says "young, dum and full of cum"
can't help lose respect for someone when they cliche and think its funny
buts that really rude i love (most of) his music
im so confused
bring back rutmanis

savage hippy
and
it tastes better than the truth

fuck yeah, got me very excited indeed

dog island makes me smile and head nod

the dog on the cover is in the red room!

how bout a pair of runners


i know they released those unwearable gimpy basketball shoes.

i want vans or dunlops

BBS Nick name : dijk cheese
Real name: rich
Sex: male
Age: 29
Nationality: australian
Where you live: at the moment fremantle australia
Sexual orientation: whoever is willing
Occupation: audio, vision, lighting whore
Hobbies: dunno... new experiences, generaly changes every year
Favourite food: anything that is tasty
Favourite drink: beer, red bull, iced coffee, espresso, green tea, water
How many other Melvins fans do you know (on here not included): 1
How long have you been a Melvins fan: 4-5 years
First Melvins album you heard: HAT
First Melvins album you owned: HAT
Favourite Melvins album: ?
Least Favourite Melvins album: a senile animal
Favourite Melvins Track: the fool the meddling idiot
Least Favourite Melvins Track:
Favourite Melvins track performed live:
Least favourite Melvins track performed live: let it all be
How many times have you seen the Melvins live: 5
How many Melvins albums do you own: dunno +15
Second Favourite band after the Melvins: i'd say company flow if they did more than 2 albums, possibly sunn 0)))
Any other business: nope

those deep six give me the urge o molest my cats.... violently.

wow
whatever happened to this guy?

Actually, Dale's ex wife is not the infamous Lorax. Lorax's real name was Lori Black, she is the daughter of a famous actress and she lived in a really nice house in S.F. a long long time ago. Previous to the Melvins thing her and Mark Duetrom had a punker band called Clown Alley a long long time ago.
I have enjoyed all of the bassists over the years, and here is why:

Matt Lukin: Wore a Void t-shirt  and had a checkerboard bass strap.

Lori: She had to stand on her tippy toes to turn on her double cabinet double head Ampeg set - up. The sound at the beginning of the "Ozma" record is the sound of her turning on her gear.

Tom Fynn: President of Boner Records. Used to be in Fang. That is enough right there, I think.

Joe Preston: an interesting fellow, could play any Confessor song on guitar.

Mark Duetrom: Cowboy hat, deadpan.

Kevin: nazi moustache, funny pants, generally looks insane. Three pretty good things.

I hope this was educational.

thats great

and im all for rutmanis
man taught me how to dance

Dale's solo EP is the best, then Joe's, then Buzz's IMHO

yeah i'm into dales ep, always seem to play it again at least once when it gets a chance

especially respite
it gives me tingles,
i love the way it grows from the original haunting chords,
....can't get enough of that tone on his guitar
and the lyrics are quite gripping
dyknow who or what there reffering to?

"you almost scared me today ..."
and so on

4 songs is not enough

The Joe Preston EP

man really, hands first flower is brilliant
but, i 've noticed that i seem to dig drone more than the average man

nothing short of beautiful

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as i mentioned on the tool influence thread... the big melvins material
thats the only gripe i can think of at the moment,
it's a pity for me thats the phase their in at the moment

as you were

i like big business

but i really don't like the big melvins material

can't stand billy fish

dunno bout the tool influence, can't stand them either
maybe your right

bring back rutmanis

i happened to catch the melvins play munich last year.

throughout the porn and big business set i had myself a perfect position, a few meters back from the stage, a good view and in nice range of the FOH rig. Seeing the same show a couple of times already in other cities, hence knowing that the remainder of the melvins enter during "another fourth of july...". i decided to nip to the bar to grab me a beer a while into bb's set.

unfortunately by the time i got my beer, the familiar kicks for "another..." had started. buzz n dale were onstage and the crowd had surged forwards, filling all the gaps. I'm  a resepecful guy in a crowd, so theres no way im pushing my way back in. so there i am, annoyed, stuck at the back, but all was not lost as i had a fresh beer, and i do like german beer.

so that's the cue for this nutcase.
who's come flying past, fearlessly seperating people whilst screaming something back at me, or so it feels. I barely understand german and ive never seen this guy in my life. but i followed him regardless, stepping over bodies as he ripped through the crowd until i found myself a good position where our friendship ended. five seconds later this guy is on the stage , reminiscent of scenes from "salad..".

Anyway a few tracks in, a few more returns to the stage for my man and the crowd is going absolutely mental, in fact fact ive never seen more rawkus melvins fans.
During Oven things are so out of hand buzz cuts the track and bellows ...
"cut it out, stop hurting each other, i was sick of this shit 20 years ago"
the nutcase yell's something back to which buzz responds
"why are you even talking to me?"

Oven restarts, and i was witness to scene's that David Lynch would have been happy to put his name to. for the remainder of the set, everyone (or a majority)(or at least a majority of the folk in front of me) were dancing like they had just dropped a pill at a cheesey disco-house party. Ive never seen anything like it, well i have, but at cheesy disco-house party. but to the melvins!  surreal. I was inquisitive to see how european crowds reacted towards the melvins and i had the pleasure of witnessing two extremes.

so yes, ive seen many dance a jig to the melvins.

Colossus of Destiny: ***.5 (this scared the shit out of an ex when i first bought and played it, i like the idea but i enjoy heavier noise)

just read through your COD thread, id forgotten bout the outtro of eyeflys
Colossus of Destiny *****
ive realised i left this gem back in oz as well
the track 2 thing was inserted as a cheat to able to manually rewind about 8 mins me thinks...
always found this version of eyeflys emotionally gripping,
like their bareing their souls
playing and singing for their lives

anyone else get those tingles?



and i meant i like the idea of the album, not scaring the shit out of an ex...
even though im sure i propably experienced some sadistic pleasure at the time

anyway

Good thoughts.
Either that or a blowjob.

for some reason i always pictured teenage angsty handjobs from the title
dunno why,

my porches in my teenage years were always far to open for that kind of behaviour

word association eh