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Who are the Melvins? Never heard any of those albums before.

Edit: oh fml.just looked them up on YouTube.  for the last 11 uyears I've been posting about the wrong band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPHKtWXrGT4

[EGO the Living Planet]

March 19, 2016 - San Jose, CA - The Ritz spliff(TONE)
March 20, 2016 - Orangevale, CA - The Boardwalk
March 22, 2016 - Pioneertown, CA - Pappy & Harriet's  Sadcorps jules Der L supernaut
March 23, 2016 - Fullerton, CA - The Continental Room jules Der L sadcorps homeless_dad
March 24, 2016 - San Diego, CA - The Casbah jules Grimreaper
March 26, 2016 - Tempe, AZ - The Marquee meezer jules
March 28, 2016 - Albuquerque, NM - Sunshine Theater
March 30, 2016 - Dallas, TX - Trees
March 31, 2016 - Austin, TX - The Mohawk Topaz
April 1, 2016 - Houston, TX - Numbers Buzzinthebox
April 2, 2016 - New Orleans, LA - One Eyed Jacks  ZILLA
April 3, 2016 - Birmingham, AL - Iron City
April 4, 2016 - Pensacola, FL - Vinyl Music Hall  ZILLA
April 5, 2016 - Tallahassee, FL - Sidebar Theater
April 7, 2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL - The Culture Room
April 8, 2016 - Orlando, FL - The Plaza Live
April 9, 2016 - Tampa, FL - The Orpheum
April 10, 2016 - Atlanta, GA - The Masquerade   hemispheres LuckMach3
April 12, 2016 - Washington, DC - 930 Club dead mike Grimreaper JZACS71
April 13, 2016 - Philadelphia, - PA Underground Arts
April 14, 2016 - Brooklyn, NY - Music Hall of Williamsburg danimal ))))((((
April 15, 2016 - New York, NY - Webster Hall  Ghorn
April 16, 2016 - Boston, MA - Paradise Rock Club
April 17, 2016 - Montreal, QC, Canada - Club Soda
April 19, 2016 - Toronto, ON, Canada - The Opera House - Flutter Nuts, Dumpster D
April 20, 2016 - Detroit, MI - Majestic Theatre    glenisabanana,  aeustin jozzy, EGO the Living Planet
April 21, 2016 - Cleveland, OH - Agora Ballroom Chief Ten Beers ZILLA
April 22, 2016 - Chicago, IL - The Metro - fortysixand2 Afterbirthmilkshake
April 23, 2016 - Milwaukee, WI - The Rave II (Downstairs)
April 24, 2016 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue joelk
April 25, 2016 - Omaha, NE - The Waiting Room
April 27, 2016 - Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre
April 29, 2016 - Salt Lake City, UT - Urban Lounge   suck poppet
May 1, 2016 - Seattle, WA - The Showbox spunkmonkey, Budspawn GoldenNuggetRecordings Grimreaper
May 2, 2016 - Vancouver, BC, Canada - The Venue GoldenNuggetRecordingsPOSSIBLY
May 3, 2016 - Portland, OR - Roseland Theater Budspawn, musicismyradar  GoldenNuggetRecordingsPOSSIBLY
May 5, 2016 - San Francisco, CA - Slim's Budspawn
May 6, 2016 - San Francisco, CA - Slim's Uncle Danny
May 7, 2016 - Los Angeles, CA - The Troubadour Sadcorps, Budspawn Der L spliff(TONE)
May 8, 2016 - Los Angeles, CA - The Troubadour Budspawn Der L spliff(TONE)
May 9,2016 - Los Angeles, CA - The Troubadour (with Napalm Death and Dead Cross)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPaQ-1WsoG0

    July 12, 2013 - Phoenix, AZ - Crescent Ballroom - Melvins_Fan, Sweet Intuition,  greenguy!
    July 13, 2013 - Albuquerque, NM - The Launchpad
    July 15, 2013 - Denver, CO - The Summit Music Hall - DC
    July 17, 2013 - Omaha, NE - The Waiting Room
    July 18, 2013 - Rock Island, IL - Rock Island Brewing Company - Brian, JUDY (weather permitting), SirDrinksalot
    July 19, 2013 - Minneapolis, MN - Grumpy's (Record Release Party) - Flutter Nuts, Brian, JUDY, (thespiritofJules), zlbenson
    July 20, 2013 - Minneapolis, MN - Grumpy's (Bash-13 Festival) - Flutter Nuts, Brian, JUDY, (thespiritofJules), zlbenson
    July 21, 2013 - Milwaukee, WI - Turner Hall Ballroom (w/Mudhoney) - Paul
    July 22, 2013 - Chicago, IL - Double Door
    July 23, 2013 - St. Louis, MO - The Firebird
    July 25, 2013 - Cleveland, OH - The Grog Shop
    July 26, 2013 - Detroit, MI - Small's - glenisabanana, Ron Maiden, thespiritofJUDY
    July 27, 2013 - Syracuse, NY - The Westcott Theater - Chief Ten Beers
    July 29, 2013 - Boston, MA - Paradise Rock Club - jonE5, Metalhead Cow
    July 30, 2013 - Hartford, CT - Arch Street Tavern - Hot Pants, Dan Halen
    July 31, 2013 - Brooklyn, NY - House of Vans (w/Baroness) - danimal
    August 1, 2013 - Philadelphia, PA - Underground Arts
    August 2, 2013 - Baltimore, MD - Ottobar
    August 3, 2013 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club - dead mike
    August 4, 2013 - Carrboro, NC - Cat's Cradle
    August 5, 2013 - Atlanta, GA - The Loft at Center Stage Atlanta - LuckMach3
    August 7, 2013 - New Orleans, LA - One Eyed Jack's
    August 8, 2013 - Houston, TX - Warehouse Live - Linoleum Blownapart
    August 9, 2013 - Austin, TX - Mohawk - Jellyfishing
    August 10, 2013 - Dallas, TX - Trees - Satchel Paige, snooki
    August 13, 2013 - Salt Lake City, UT - Club Sound
    August 14, 2013 - Boise, ID - Neurolux - suck poppet
    August 16, 2013 - Seattle, WA - Neumos - sadcorps, peebot
    August 17, 2013 - Seattle, WA - Neumos - DC, sadcorps, peebot
    August 18, 2013 - Bellingham, WA - Wild Buffalo House of Music
    August 19, 2013 - Vancouver, BC - Commodore Ballroom
    August 20, 2013 - Portland, OR - Wonder Ballroom - DC, deatheats
    August 22, 2013 - San Francisco, CA - Slim's - RichieGoodtimes
    August 23, 2013 - Sacramento, CA - Ace of Spades
    August 25, 2013 - Los Angeles, CA - L.A. State Historic Park (FYF Fest)
    August 26, 2013 - San Diego, CA - Casbah
    August 27, 2013 - Pioneertown, CA - Pappy and Harriet's - sadcorps

Just got this today from my ex-girlfriend.

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Where the hell were you Suck Poppet? Didn't see Grim either.

When you post video I will point out my bald spot (it's not bald, it's thinning!) near the front of the crowd. I saw a camera and assumed that was you idlehanz. I kinda see what you were saying about the crowd, though I myself screamed in childish glee when I realized they were starting with eye flys, having deliberately avoided any info on the setlist. Last tour when they played bacon industry and sacrifice it was amazing, but it would have been even better to be surprised you know? Melvins just keep getting better every time I see them. Once again I could not hear singing of Big Business no matter where in the venue I went. I am starting to think the sound guy has a grudge because all the times I've seen them there I have never been able to hear the vocals. Tweak Bird was also amazing of course, I bought a cool green and yellow record from the singer, and like Melvins Lite I could hear the singing just fine. Also Buzz's story about taking acid and going to boise jail in 1986 was news to me, and the most I've ever seen him talk at any show I've attended. Did he do the suicide bit at every show or was that just for us?

September 5 Anchorage, AK Bear Tooth Theatre and Pub - jules, flutternuts, ballsdeep, GrimReaper
September 6 Seattle, WA Showbox at The Market - jules, flutternuts, Idlehanz, spunkmonkey, GrimReaper
September 7 Portland, Oregon Hawthorne Theatre - jules, Idlehanz, deatheats
September 8 Boise, ID Neurolux Lounge - GrimReaper, suck poppet, Idlehanz
September 9 Missoula, MT Top Hat Lounge
September 10 Salt Lake City, UT Club Sound suck poppet?
September 11 Cheyenne, WY The Depot - SxPxDxCx
September 12 Denver, CO Bluebird Theatre - D motherf ckin' C
September 13 Lawrence, KS The Bottleneck
September 14 Columbia, MO The Blue Note
September 15 Omaha, NE The Waiting Room
September 16 Des Moines, IA Wooly's
September 17 Sioux Falls, SD The Vault
September 18 Fargo, ND The Aquarium - tost
September 19 Minneapolis, MN Grumpy's - Brian, Rev. Mike, Idlehanz
September 20 Madison, WI High Noon Saloon - (PAUL), ___------______-----, BlueBob
September 21 Chicago, IL Double Door - perzo))), BlueBob
September 22 Indianapolis, IN The Vogue Theatre - fortysixand2
September 23 Louisville, KY The Vernon Club - Captain CoryCory
September 24 Detroit, MI Smalls - Melissa, JUDY, glen, EGO the Living Planet, Jozzy, Ron Maiden, MouthForWar
September 25 Cleveland, OH Grog Shop - Melissa, LegitMan, JUDY?, Chief Ten Beers
September 26 Morgantown, WV 123 Pleasant Street - Melissa
September 27 Allentown, PA Crocodile Rock Cafe - altieriart
September 28 South Burlington, VT Higher Ground - NirvanaCobain92x
September 29 Dover, NH Dover Brickhouse - Pound4abrown
September 30 Portland, ME Asylum - Pound4abrown, beanzie
October 1 Boston, MA Paradise Rock Club - jonE5, moose, booji, Metalhead Cow
October 2 Pawtucket, RI The Met Cafe
October 3 New Haven, CT Toad's Place - Dan Halen, Hot Pants
October 4 Brooklyn, NY Music Hall of Williamsburg
October 5 Hoboken, NJ Maxwell's - danimal
October 6 Wilmington, DE Mojo 13
October 7 Baltimore, MD Ottobar - J_B, Jzacs71
October 8 Washington, DC Black Cat - TheSwingSet, dead mike
October 9 Charlottesville, VA Jefferson Theatre - TheSwingSet
October 10 Carrboro, NC Cat's Cradle
October 11 Knoxville, TN The Square Room - TheSwingSet
October 12 Greenville, SC The Handle Bar - TheSwingSet
October 13 Athens, GA 40 Watt Club - Braykfast
October 14 Birmingham, AL Bottle Tree
October 15 Pensacola, FL Vinyl Music Hall - EvilNewWarGod
October 16 Jackson, MS Duling Hall
October 17 Little Rock, AR Juanita's Cantina - Rusty Shackleford
October 18 Baton Rouge, LA Spanish Moon
October 19 Austin, TX Mohawk
October 20 Norman, OK Opolis Production
October 21 Albuquerque, NM Launchpad
October 22 Phoenix, AZ Crescent Ballroom - 5w33t 1ntu1t10n
October 23 Las Vegas, NV Artifice - Bluebob
October 24 Los Angeles, CA Hollywood Forever Cemetery - sadcorps, pinkyslim, cleveland rewind
October 25 Honolulu, HI The Republik

September 5 Anchorage, AK Bear Tooth Theatre and Pub - jules, flutternuts, ballsdeep, GrimReaper
September 6 Seattle, WA Showbox at The Market - jules, flutternuts, Idlehanz, spunkmonkey, GrimReaper
September 7 Portland, Oregon Hawthorne Theatre - jules, Idlehanz, deatheats
September 8 Boise, ID Neurolux Lounge - GrimReaper, suck poppet
September 9 Missoula, MT Top Hat Lounge
September 10 Salt Lake City, UT Club Sound
September 11 Cheyenne, WY The Depot
September 12 Denver, CO Bluebird Theatre
September 13 Lawrence, KS The Bottleneck
September 14 Columbia, MO The Blue Note
September 15 Omaha, NE The Waiting Room
September 16 Des Moines, IA House of Bricks
September 17 Sioux Falls, SD The Vault
September 18 Fargo, ND The Aquarium - tost
September 19 Minneapolis, MN Grumpy's - Idlehanz
September 20 Madison, WI High Noon Saloon - (PAUL), ___------______-----
September 21 Chicago, IL Double Door - perzo)))
September 22 Indianapolis, IN The Vogue Theatre
September 23 Louisville, KY The Vernon Club - Captain CoryCory
September 24 Detroit, MI Smalls - Melissa, JUDY
September 25 Cleveland, OH Grog Shop - Melissa, LegitMan, JUDY?, Chief Ten Beers
September 26 Morgantown, WV 123 Pleasant Street - Melissa
September 27 Allentown, PA Crocodile Rock Cafe - altieriart
September 28 South Burlington, VT Higher Ground
September 29 Dover, NH Dover Brickhouse
September 30 Portland, ME Asylum
October 1 Boston, MA Paradise Rock Club - jonE5, moose
October 2 Pawtucket, RI The Met Cafe
October 3 New Haven, CT Toad's Place - Dan Halen
October 4 Brooklyn, NY Music Hall of Williamsburg
October 5 Hoboken, NJ Maxwell's - danimal
October 6 Wilmington, DE Mojo 13
October 7 Baltimore, MD Ottobar - J_B
October 8 Washington, DC Black Cat
October 9 Charlottesville, VA Jefferson Theatre
October 10 Carrboro, NC Cat's Cradle
October 11 Knoxville, TN The Square Room
October 12 Greenville, SC The Handle Bar
October 13 Athens, GA 40 Watt Club - Braykfast
October 14 Birmingham, AL Bottle Tree
October 15 Pensacola, FL Vinyl Music Hall - EvilNewWarGod
October 16 Jackson, MS Duling Hall
October 17 Little Rock, AR Juanita's Cantina - Rusty Shackleford
October 18 Baton Rouge, LA Spanish Moon
October 19 Austin, TX Mohawk
October 20 Norman, OK Opolis Production
October 21 Albuquerque, NM Launchpad
October 22 Phoenix, AZ Crescent Ballroom
October 23 Las Vegas, NV Artifice
October 24 Los Angeles, CA Hollywood Forever Cemetery - sadcorps, pinkyslim
October 25 Honolulu, HI The Republik

I'm debating going to the Boise show.  $128 round trip from PDX.

I'll buy you a drink. Looks like the Big Business Wild Kingdom tour is the same nite unless I got my dates mixed up, or one of the schedules is wrong. I noticed a few shows coinciding with both tours. If this is old news I missed it. If it's new news check it out ya'll both bands on the same nite!

Sept 6 Showbox at the Market in Seattle
Sept 7 Hawthorne Theater in Portland
Sept 8 Neurolux in Boise
Sept 15 Waiting Room in Omaha

Boise, Idaho
Portland, Oregon
Jackson Hole, Wyoming

I admit it, I was hoping faustino vii was david faustino's seventh rap album, but the internet says he only released one, what a shame.

David Faustino I Told Ya

I'm glad they gave so much screen time to creed and nickelback

[first introduced in 2006]

Pink Bat is baseball related.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_bat

In baseball, pink bats are limited-supply baseball bats manufactured by Louisville Slugger for use by select Major League Baseball players on Mother's Day, first introduced in 2006 in association with the Susan G. Komen for the Cure organization.

POTRE came out in 2004 ... I always thought it was in reference to female genitalia ... a snatch, a pussy ... a pink bat.

I've thought that maybe pink bat = vibrator/dildo

no man it's dick oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Sugar Daddy Live is now available for pre-order at Amazon for $13.32! 

$6.66 x 2 =$13.32

twice the evil

I live in boise. I didn't start a thread in show reviews cause I don't think any other board dorks live here. it was the same set list (of course). I was front and center (of course). I was the only one watching, everyone else, it seemed, was looking down at their camera (phones), so I'll check youtube to see if anything is posted. nope not yet. how can I express unbridled ecstasy? melvins are peerless. this is the fifth time I've seen them, and the best easily.they just keep getting better, like fine wine. the same guy (universal laWrence) did sound for big business at the same bar and it was complete garbage. much better this show. my only complaint, I couldn't hear jared very well on bacon industry. dale and jared were accosted by me after the show and couldn't have been nicer fellows.

best show I'm going to see until the next time I see them, hope it doesn't take 6 or 7 years to get them back here

epic, magnificent, another triumph

I wish my words could do justice