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Glen is giving out ass-wiping advice? 

pull out two sheets, fold in half and place in palm. cup anus and wipe away from the scrotum.


he also gives out lessons for wiping your ass in emergency situations.

you mean I've been doing it wrong this whole time?? guess I should have paid closer attention when I was younger

if Buzz went to rehab, good for him. as long as he keeps putting out good music, the man's PRIVATE life does not really concern me. I did find the Courtney Love blog an amusing read however; like she would really throw good heroin down the sink?

Glen is giving out ass-wiping advice? 

could be good advice if given to the right person/people

iMAC  photo booth dude..

I had the same problem for the longest time with Mac photobooth and their backward ass pics 

not a big fan of Millenium Monsterwork either, but I LOVE the live dvd however. I agree, it would be nice if Patton would either shut the fuck up completely or sing normal on the Melvins stuff. I like his squeaks and squaks for Fantomas, but it is totally out of place on Melvins stuff.

there is so much stuff I still want it is ridiculous. I would love to have all of their 7"s plus some cool vintage shirts.

Fuck details like pitch worthy vocals...Dog Island tears ass...I believe it was Glen who first pointed this out.

glen showed me how good wiping my ass is for me and for people around me.
whats wrong with country? remember when themelvins covered ramblin man and okie from muskogee?  those songs were great!

this is true, especially when they slowed okie from muskogee down to about 1/3rd normal speed live and drove the Down fans nuts

and the machine keeps plugging at standard pace.

and thank god for that.

I was just thinking the same thing

ah,thanks!that's a pretty cool shirt pinky,can't wait to see the rest  

I'm with you on that one, I want to see the rest

Did they sell, or were they listed at $250?
Either way, it's pure insanity!

Buy It Now $249.99

$250? No way!  More like $75

I have seen the complete set go for anywhere from $120-$250 recently. I only have 4 of them but have paid no more than $20 for each one with shipping.

i had the witch shirt. i let a girl friend wear it and now i see her husband wearing it. 

seriously?

That would drive me crazy. 

I would totally say Melvins were gay & lame if my ex did that to me.

Back to the thread though.....I'm convinced the only thing in this world that could possibly make GrandEmo Juan any cooler is the Christopher Lee Dracula Melvins shirt in a size large or medium.

perzo))) is trying to sell some shirts. hes got a dracula shirt for sale or trade but goddamnit he wont reply to pm's. hes teasing us.

maybe he was JK.

i asked him if he wanted to trade anything for the HAT singles but i think he thought i meant the whole set for one shirt. He seemed stoked. Hopefully he's not waiting on me..

that would be a hell of a deal for him.

this is the stuff im considering selling/trading-i can post pics if anyone wants to see these

vampire shirt
eggnog shirt
(both of these were bought from boner records so theyre pretty worn but still in good shape.they were large but theyve shrunk over time so id consider them medium if you dont dry them.)
upside down cross shirt-lg
we hate you all fan club shirt-xl


stuff im looking for-

ozma lp
bullhead lp
eggnog ep
trilogy lps
recordings of all the h.a.t. singles
potre lp
a melvins shirt that would fit my 2 year old.(why dont they print toddler sizes? my kid loves the melvins)

Read your pms, dammit!

   I'm waiting for a reply as well.

haha! you got enough schwag, back off!

There's only one thing on that list I want, so don't fret too much.

so I'm not the only one who has not gotten a response from this guy yet? good to know

they should also sell the Shit Sandwich 7" as an mp3

Does anyone have extra copies of H.A.T. 7"s, Brain Center At Whipples, Dr. Geek, and Antivermin Seed they would be interested in selling? I would offer to trade, but I have nothing to trade.