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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins split with Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

« on: May 25, 2011, 12:12:08 PM »

I buy a ton of records through mail order. It definitely seems that prices for vinyl are steadily rising, and it's understandable that a band/label might wanna rake in a few extra bucks on some of their releases. I've certainly overpaid for items that perhaps weren't worth the dough I shelled out, but this single is the biggest rip-off I've seen in some time. I don't give a fuck how great a band is....$30 for a 7" is fucking robbery. It might be worth it if it came with a patch, a sticker, a download code, a book of matches, a hanky, used condom, stick of juicy fruit, etc.. ANYTHING! It is a SINGLE folks! The going rate for most singles is $5! And let's not forget...the music included on this single FUCKING SUCKS. A total throw-away track. I'm sure Buzz and the gang are extremely happy to pass this garbage off to all of the fan-boy suckers out there. "Look at all these goons snatching up these thirty dollar singles, yee-haw! Daddy needs a new pair of Mu-mu's!"

No wonder The Melvins are a bunch of fat fucks. Do the math on these singles.
That's a lotta cake, boy.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins split with Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

« on: May 24, 2011, 06:01:44 PM »

Who cares if it is not fairly priced? You can decide not to spend the money dumbass.



I would spend $100 for a Melvins song. You know why? Cuz it is fucking worth it.

You're in luck! I just heard that the next 7" will be one-sided, and cost $100!
Rejoice, oh fanboy, rejoice!

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins split with Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

« on: May 24, 2011, 11:49:24 AM »

and BB are his favourite third member

Oh, Jello.
For sure.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins split with Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

« on: May 24, 2011, 11:48:04 AM »

also, his favorite melvins album is the crybaby.

Chicken switch.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins split with Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

« on: May 24, 2011, 11:47:14 AM »

Chowder Chucker is messing with us.  Chucker has all versions of the Bride LP, plus the cd, plus all color versions of the Nirvana/Melvins Bootleg Split.

This is true. I've spent all I have on overpriced Melvins merch.
I live in the bushes along the freeway in a fort made of LP's and hand-pressed box-sets.

Oh, and late at night I cuddle up with my Buzzo doll...#2 of 2.
Guess which part of my body he keeps nice and toasty?

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins split with Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

« on: May 24, 2011, 11:40:13 AM »

chowder you should write a letter to buzz,that would be so great 

I have already. Several of them, actually.
I'm starting to think that all the hearts, rainbows, smiling suns and baby bunnies that I draw on the envelopes are whats keeping him from replying.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins split with Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

« on: May 24, 2011, 11:08:53 AM »

$25 is not "Fairly-Priced". At all.

I was being sarcastic about the price.
The cover art should have featured a lollipop....in honor of all the suckers who bought this piece of shit.
The Melvins ripoff-machine continues to chug along.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins split with Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

« on: May 16, 2011, 12:13:17 PM »

Good to know that both sides of this FAIRLY-PRICED 7" sound like total shit.

Fuck you.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon

« on: April 22, 2011, 06:19:52 PM »

You gotta eat a shit-ton of passion fruit....and not shoot any cum for days.

I am willing to suffer for this project, folks.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon

« on: April 21, 2011, 03:28:39 PM »

The Chowder edition will be amazing. The cover will feature a crayon drawing of Piglet from Winnie the Pooh.  I will personally cover each copy with delicious splatters of passion fruit-flavored jizz. There will be several small "Scratch N' Taste" stickers placed in the tastiest spots. There wont be a dust cover included, instead, the record will rest on a luxurious bed of plucked beard hairs. These rare hairs will be the color of a beautiful mahogany sunrise, with the occasional stormy gray tossed in at random. 180 gram vinyl. Two different colors. Brown/yellow AKA "Doo-doo butter" and blood-red with dark spots AKA "Menstrual clumps".

Only $120 each, and going FAST!

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins split with Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

« on: April 20, 2011, 04:12:31 PM »

So are melvins really covering Black Betty for a car commercial or is this some hoax? 

MELVINS didn't record it for a car commercial. jon spencer did.  MELVINS version is just for this split.

Ok I'm relieved but black betty? fucking hell that's scraping the bottom of the barrell.  What's next Freebird, stairway to heaven?

Up next is a sweet cover of "The sign" by Ace of Base.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: New Melvins Bride Vinyl Variant Coming Out Soon

« on: April 15, 2011, 01:51:03 PM »

This one is a super-duper rarity, made especially for "the real fans".
It wont feature any of the music from TBSM.
Side A will feature a recording of the Melvins laughing, snorting, and giggling.
Side B will feature a recording of the Melvins taking a limo ride to the bank.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: MELVINS LP TBSM FOR SALE NOW!

« on: April 02, 2011, 09:42:17 AM »

Yikes. More terrible artwork. Absolutely yawn-worthy.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: MELVINS LP TBSM FOR SALE NOW!

« on: April 02, 2011, 09:01:11 AM »

I hear the artwork for the final release is a close-up photo of Dale's puckered pink anthill with a bullseye drawn around it.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Post your Melvins collection

« on: March 31, 2011, 03:39:47 PM »

Just noticed this was listed on ebay. What makes this box set so special other than the nifty packaging?

The price.  

It comes in a box.

Also, members of the band may or may not have actually TOUCHED these bad boys.
With their ACTUAL FINGERTIPS!