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What's to understand?
It's a big fucking jew-fro.

Ohhhhhh, it seems they have run out of the vinyl. You know what that means...it is now an official Melvins RARITY.

So...who wants to drop a couple of crisp fifty-dollar bills into my pocket for some shitty-ass remixes?

Uggs ?.....

I agree but would you change your tune if Melvins started wearin' 'em?

What do you mean? Does Buzzos taste in fashion have some effect on what you wear and are personally into? Are the Melvins the epitome of good taste or something?
Last I checked, they were a bunch of fat fucks in Haunted Mansion t-shirts.

doesn't look like much effort went into those lamps to be honest

What do you mean?! I'll bet he had to search through several dumpsters to find that piece of shit.

Mine would be a can of bug spray called....
BUZZOff
Official MELVINS fanboy repellant

I reckon it will sound like a toilet flushing...over and over again.

Who's the guy in the middle?

I dont know but he looks familiar.
the guy on the right looks like les claypool wearing a joke pair of glasses with the nose and moustache.

Goofy shoes and shitty tattoos. If it's Mike Ness his pompadour is getting awfully thin.

Night after night, fanboys across the world dream of their "magical moments" with The Melvins.
I can only imagine that night after night, The Melvins laugh and talk shit about those "magical moments".

"This goon got away from his burger and fries long enough for me to autograph his Nirvana cassette."

Happened upon some Melvins stuff....not sure what I'm gonna do with it just yet.

Melvins - Electric flower remixes on vinyl
Melvins - Electric flower remixes on CD.
Melvins - Electric Flower portable mini speaker

Anybody interested? Send me a PM.

I hear they're going to sprinkle pubes and belly button lint into a select few copies so that the fanboys will have something to munch upon.
Mmmmm, num-nums.

2XLP Limited to 187 copies on180 gram "Booger ice cream" colored vinyl with bonus 7" of a recording of Buzz flushing a toilet over and over again. Comes with rare toenail clippings (some painted! some unpainted!) from several of the world's best known dog groomers. All of this for the low-low-price of $88 (plus tax and shipping and handling)!

Watch for the special ultra-limited  "used kleenex" edition, only 40 made! These are actual tissues used by the band! Available on tour...bring your wallets suckers!

Cool Pee-Wee Herman shirt.

Cool. Sit back and enjoy your $50 record. You got a really great deal on it.

Oh, and by the way, I've got some nice swampland property in Florida you might be interested in purchasing.

http://www.vitriolrecords.bigcartel.com/product/graf-orlock-doombox-10-+trilogy-cd-vit013-preorder-12-17

So, Graf Orlock just released this "Doombox" 10". Comes on clear vinyl, is limited to 1500, includes a cd with 42 songs, and has some of the coolest packaging I have ever seen. The 10" sleeve can be assembled into a full-sized boombox, and comes with a hilarious instruction manual. Hell, Vitriol even included a few posters and stickers for free with my order. All of this for a whopping $15.00. $15 bucks! Meanwhile, we've got the  Melvins trying to charge $50 for a single LP with terrible artwork, (c'mon...admit it. Most of the artwork for this release fucking SUCKS) because it is oh so special and limited. What a crock of shit! Shame on you Melvins...shaaaaaame.

I have no idea who they are or what this is but it looks so great I just ordered one. Graf Orlock sounds like a wrestler. I'd better like this.....
P.S. I laugh at your puny description of Melvins-related art. I'd buy Tracey Emin's soiled duvet if she'd sullied herself with a Melvin on it. I'm discovering art and I LOVE IT!

Ummmm....you are probably not going to be impressed with the music. These guys don't take themselves too seriously. Do you like Boyz n the hood? Juice? Menace II society? You'll be in for a surprise.

http://www.vitriolrecords.bigcartel.com/product/graf-orlock-doombox-10-+trilogy-cd-vit013-preorder-12-17

So, Graf Orlock just released this "Doombox" 10". Comes on clear vinyl, is limited to 1500, includes a cd with 42 songs, and has some of the coolest packaging I have ever seen. The 10" sleeve can be assembled into a full-sized boombox, and comes with a hilarious instruction manual. Hell, Vitriol even included a few posters and stickers for free with my order. All of this for a whopping $15.00. $15 bucks! Meanwhile, we've got the  Melvins trying to charge $50 for a single LP with terrible artwork, (c'mon...admit it. Most of the artwork for this release fucking SUCKS) because it is oh so special and limited. What a crock of shit! Shame on you Melvins...shaaaaaame.