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Melvins Discussion / Re: MELVINS LP TBSM FOR SALE NOW!
« on: March 31, 2011, 03:19:59 PM »
What's to understand?
It's a big fucking jew-fro.
It's a big fucking jew-fro.
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Melvins Discussion / Re: PROMO MELVINS SCION PORTABLE SPEAKERS!
« on: March 31, 2011, 02:25:02 PM »
Ohhhhhh, it seems they have run out of the vinyl. You know what that means...it is now an official Melvins RARITY.
So...who wants to drop a couple of crisp fifty-dollar bills into my pocket for some shitty-ass remixes?
So...who wants to drop a couple of crisp fifty-dollar bills into my pocket for some shitty-ass remixes?
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Melvins Discussion / Re: MELVINS LP TBSM FOR SALE NOW!
« on: March 24, 2011, 01:11:32 PM »Uggs ?.....I agree but would you change your tune if Melvins started wearin' 'em?
What do you mean? Does Buzzos taste in fashion have some effect on what you wear and are personally into? Are the Melvins the epitome of good taste or something?
Last I checked, they were a bunch of fat fucks in Haunted Mansion t-shirts.
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Melvins Discussion / Re: Kevin Rutmanis Art at Hyaena Gallery
« on: March 18, 2011, 02:27:50 PM »doesn't look like much effort went into those lamps to be honest
What do you mean?! I'll bet he had to search through several dumpsters to find that piece of shit.
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Melvins Discussion / Re: If you could design a piece of Melvins merch
« on: March 12, 2011, 10:00:47 AM »
Mine would be a can of bug spray called....
BUZZOff
Official MELVINS fanboy repellant
BUZZOff
Official MELVINS fanboy repellant
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Melvins Discussion / Re: so...
« on: March 11, 2011, 12:32:51 PM »
I reckon it will sound like a toilet flushing...over and over again.
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Melvins Discussion / Re: Best Melvins Pic Ever
« on: March 03, 2011, 06:30:59 PM »Who's the guy in the middle?
I dont know but he looks familiar.
the guy on the right looks like les claypool wearing a joke pair of glasses with the nose and moustache.
Goofy shoes and shitty tattoos. If it's Mike Ness his pompadour is getting awfully thin.
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Melvins Discussion / Re: The One Time I Met The Melvins
« on: March 03, 2011, 11:08:50 AM »
Night after night, fanboys across the world dream of their "magical moments" with The Melvins.
I can only imagine that night after night, The Melvins laugh and talk shit about those "magical moments".
"This goon got away from his burger and fries long enough for me to autograph his Nirvana cassette."
I can only imagine that night after night, The Melvins laugh and talk shit about those "magical moments".
"This goon got away from his burger and fries long enough for me to autograph his Nirvana cassette."
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Melvins Discussion / Re: The Melvins Classifieds: SALES, AUCTIONS, and TRADES.
« on: February 28, 2011, 05:57:15 PM »
Happened upon some Melvins stuff....not sure what I'm gonna do with it just yet.
Melvins - Electric flower remixes on vinyl
Melvins - Electric flower remixes on CD.
Melvins - Electric Flower portable mini speaker
Anybody interested? Send me a PM.
Melvins - Electric flower remixes on vinyl
Melvins - Electric flower remixes on CD.
Melvins - Electric Flower portable mini speaker
Anybody interested? Send me a PM.
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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins live albums (who's getting tired of them?)
« on: February 28, 2011, 05:19:37 PM »
I hear they're going to sprinkle pubes and belly button lint into a select few copies so that the fanboys will have something to munch upon.
Mmmmm, num-nums.
Mmmmm, num-nums.
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Melvins Album Discussion / Re: Sugar Daddy Live
« on: February 23, 2011, 01:29:15 PM »
2XLP Limited to 187 copies on180 gram "Booger ice cream" colored vinyl with bonus 7" of a recording of Buzz flushing a toilet over and over again. Comes with rare toenail clippings (some painted! some unpainted!) from several of the world's best known dog groomers. All of this for the low-low-price of $88 (plus tax and shipping and handling)!
Watch for the special ultra-limited "used kleenex" edition, only 40 made! These are actual tissues used by the band! Available on tour...bring your wallets suckers!
Watch for the special ultra-limited "used kleenex" edition, only 40 made! These are actual tissues used by the band! Available on tour...bring your wallets suckers!
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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins - "Zodiac" live at UCLA 1993
« on: February 22, 2011, 12:21:46 PM »
Cool Pee-Wee Herman shirt.
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Melvins Discussion / Re: MELVINS LP TBSM FOR SALE NOW!
« on: February 09, 2011, 02:42:39 PM »
Cool. Sit back and enjoy your $50 record. You got a really great deal on it.
Oh, and by the way, I've got some nice swampland property in Florida you might be interested in purchasing.
Oh, and by the way, I've got some nice swampland property in Florida you might be interested in purchasing.
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Melvins Discussion / Re: MELVINS LP TBSM FOR SALE NOW!
« on: February 08, 2011, 02:06:44 PM »Ummmm....you are probably not going to be impressed with the music. These guys don't take themselves too seriously. Do you like Boyz n the hood? Juice? Menace II society? You'll be in for a surprise.http://www.vitriolrecords.bigcartel.com/product/graf-orlock-doombox-10-+trilogy-cd-vit013-preorder-12-17I have no idea who they are or what this is but it looks so great I just ordered one. Graf Orlock sounds like a wrestler. I'd better like this.....
So, Graf Orlock just released this "Doombox" 10". Comes on clear vinyl, is limited to 1500, includes a cd with 42 songs, and has some of the coolest packaging I have ever seen. The 10" sleeve can be assembled into a full-sized boombox, and comes with a hilarious instruction manual. Hell, Vitriol even included a few posters and stickers for free with my order. All of this for a whopping $15.00. $15 bucks! Meanwhile, we've got the Melvins trying to charge $50 for a single LP with terrible artwork, (c'mon...admit it. Most of the artwork for this release fucking SUCKS) because it is oh so special and limited. What a crock of shit! Shame on you Melvins...shaaaaaame.
P.S. I laugh at your puny description of Melvins-related art. I'd buy Tracey Emin's soiled duvet if she'd sullied herself with a Melvin on it. I'm discovering art and I LOVE IT!
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Melvins Discussion / Re: MELVINS LP TBSM FOR SALE NOW!
« on: February 08, 2011, 12:24:52 PM »
http://www.vitriolrecords.bigcartel.com/product/graf-orlock-doombox-10-+trilogy-cd-vit013-preorder-12-17
So, Graf Orlock just released this "Doombox" 10". Comes on clear vinyl, is limited to 1500, includes a cd with 42 songs, and has some of the coolest packaging I have ever seen. The 10" sleeve can be assembled into a full-sized boombox, and comes with a hilarious instruction manual. Hell, Vitriol even included a few posters and stickers for free with my order. All of this for a whopping $15.00. $15 bucks! Meanwhile, we've got the Melvins trying to charge $50 for a single LP with terrible artwork, (c'mon...admit it. Most of the artwork for this release fucking SUCKS) because it is oh so special and limited. What a crock of shit! Shame on you Melvins...shaaaaaame.
So, Graf Orlock just released this "Doombox" 10". Comes on clear vinyl, is limited to 1500, includes a cd with 42 songs, and has some of the coolest packaging I have ever seen. The 10" sleeve can be assembled into a full-sized boombox, and comes with a hilarious instruction manual. Hell, Vitriol even included a few posters and stickers for free with my order. All of this for a whopping $15.00. $15 bucks! Meanwhile, we've got the Melvins trying to charge $50 for a single LP with terrible artwork, (c'mon...admit it. Most of the artwork for this release fucking SUCKS) because it is oh so special and limited. What a crock of shit! Shame on you Melvins...shaaaaaame.