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Melvins Discussion / Re: melvins live at hellfest 2011: complete gig

« on: August 01, 2011, 10:22:28 AM »

Jimmy Bower is a garden gnome.

Haha he sooo is too. I can imagine him sitting on a mushroom with his little fishing rod.

EYEHATEROD

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins in Europe Fall 2011

« on: August 01, 2011, 10:01:03 AM »

I prefer the porno version Tourist Ass.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: melvins live at hellfest 2011: complete gig

« on: August 01, 2011, 09:57:28 AM »

Jimmy Bower is a garden gnome.  Phil Anselmo plays drums like me - badly.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Endless Residency CD

« on: July 25, 2011, 01:17:24 PM »

i was hoping for a 12-singles revival....

I think there's a better chance of muff-diving the queen.

I'd say she'd be up for it the dirty royal slag.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: i had to start this..

« on: July 18, 2011, 08:38:13 AM »

They need Coady in the band to attract chicks.  He's young, chiseled and handsome.  The other members are fat and ugly.(forgive me for saying this)

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Melvins Discussion / Re: melvins/cigarettes

« on: July 12, 2011, 06:16:57 AM »

I've never smoked. If it wasnt for the Potteries being a kind of dusty, dirty place i'd say that my lungs must be cleaner than a NASA lab. 

But musically you're the biggest stoner here I'd say.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: melvins/cigarettes

« on: July 12, 2011, 05:21:52 AM »

What about board members and cigarettes?  I smoke about 20 Marlboro lights a day.  How about you lot?

3/5 camel lights a day

I'd love to be able to just smoke a small amount like you.  How do you do it?  I have 3 with my breakfast usually.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: melvins/cigarettes

« on: July 11, 2011, 12:19:01 PM »

What about board members and cigarettes?  I smoke about 20 Marlboro lights a day.  How about you lot?

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins movie sighting..

« on: July 08, 2011, 10:22:19 AM »

I've never seen Juno but does she mention Melvins in it or did I imagine that?

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?

« on: June 30, 2011, 06:24:47 AM »

      Fukin' hell, those teeth look like they were carved out of wood by a monkey. 

carved out of wood by def leppards drummer.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?

« on: June 29, 2011, 11:52:00 AM »

He's probably had more sex than me so who am I to judge?

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?

« on: June 29, 2011, 10:32:03 AM »

The honeybadger fears Matt Pike and his jaws of death.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Buzz Dale and Mark signed this, who else?

« on: June 29, 2011, 09:57:16 AM »

her misaligned tooth

I'm strangely, almost sexually, attracted to that tooth.

I went back and checked looking for a tusk growing out of her mouth but no just a slightly shorter tooth.  Americans are so dentally obsessed except Matt Pike of course.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Interview with Jared

« on: June 28, 2011, 08:45:36 AM »

Jared is articulate and funny.  It makes a nice change from Buzz's whiny moaning about everything.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: MY KICK ASS EBAY FIND!!!!!!

« on: June 21, 2011, 08:40:28 AM »

I remember Jus Oborne from Electric Wizard appeared in terrorizer magazine with an iron cross then the following month the magazine received a very nasty letter regarding this.  The following month Jus Oborne wrote an even nastier letter defending himself.  that's why I ask really.

I've a German punk staying with me at the moment. When she comes back from college, I'll ask her her opinion on the matter of iron crosses.....stay tuned.

Ask her her opinion of Irish men with a fondness for German women and German beer too.