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Melvins Discussion / Re: .......if a Melvins documentary ever happened, what should be in it?

« on: January 29, 2010, 09:04:24 AM »

Tag team wrestling with Melvins versus Big Business.  Maybe Hulk Hogan could make an appearance too in the training montage because as we all know Hogan knows best.  Also instead of the usual interviews with other musicians saying how amazing Melvins are we have scathing comments from Melvins haters or ex Melvins at least.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Stoner Witch t-shirt misprint

« on: January 26, 2010, 10:46:12 AM »

My weight fluctuated simultaneously with Dales.  I can match him pound for pound.  I think that shows true devotion to my favourite band.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Post Your Melvins Tickets

« on: January 26, 2010, 10:44:10 AM »

Prime Club, K

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Buzzo Says Ministry Live Recording Was "F**king Amazing"

« on: January 26, 2010, 10:41:37 AM »

I lost my Sphinctour dvd and my laptop with "in case you didn't feel like showing up" on it was stolen and I swear it was probably the saddest moment of my life so far.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Hmmm

« on: January 26, 2010, 10:39:14 AM »

buzz could argue that he made jello cool by creating those albums with him

He could.......but Ministry beat him to it with the Lard albums.

Why weren't Lard massive?  In the 90's that kind of music could be commercially viable.  Wasn't forkboy in natural born killers?  Lard are or were an amzing band that consistently released great material.
What do you think of Jello with Nomeansno by the way?

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Melvins Discussion / Re: NEED TO KNOW!!!

« on: January 26, 2010, 10:34:31 AM »

Stoner Witch seems to be the ladies choice.  I saw an interview with the very sexy artist Tara McPherson lately where she nominated Stoner Witch as her favourite album of all time.  I've had the experience of driving a girlfriend somewhere and when revolve or roadbull or at the stake came on they really paid attention and asked "who is this?" before saying "I like it".

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Ever have a Melvins dream?

« on: January 26, 2010, 10:30:42 AM »

Had a dream last night that a young, slim Buzz was on the show "Never mind the Buzzcocks" wearing his mumu and he kept falling asleep and the camera kept zooming in on his eyes closing over.  I've yet to understand the meaning of this.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Shrinebuilder to play Scion Rock Fest

« on: January 26, 2010, 10:20:50 AM »

Will you go if I sneak some really excellent drugs in my rectum?  Half price for you.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Coady Tour Diary

« on: January 26, 2010, 10:19:18 AM »

What a bizarre way to change the subject.  ConJuan you're an angry young man.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: $15

« on: January 26, 2010, 10:18:03 AM »

honky is a good album, but i do not like the production.

You're on your own there........GrandEmo Juan thinks it sounds great.

Grin and Pitfalls In Serving Warrants sound like Lee Perry produced them.

I have to agree with you there Juan.  It's a very special album.  I'd even go so far as to say it's flawless.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins interview at ATP 10

« on: January 26, 2010, 10:16:17 AM »

Coming all the way from Argentina is true dedication.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Signed Trilogy Vinyl Up For Grabs

« on: January 26, 2010, 10:14:28 AM »

Colossus is difficult but ultimately worth it.  It's an album I have to prepare myself to listen to though.  It's good to cook to and sleep to.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: New Melvins Record

« on: January 26, 2010, 10:12:04 AM »

I don't know much about sound engineering but to my damaged ears I find the drum sound on the last two albums to be pretty good.  They still dominate to a degree.  I suppose there's more emphasis on vocals lately.  I think Jareds bass should be turned up however.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Stoner Witch t-shirt misprint

« on: January 26, 2010, 10:09:13 AM »

Sounds like something the Melvins would use as a design.  I'd wear it if it's available for the larger man.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Post Your Melvins Tickets

« on: January 26, 2010, 10:07:29 AM »

That's why I only go to Motels.

No grammar nazi's there.

Good choice plus motels are always used for the exciting scenes of road movies.  Hotels just don't have as much character.