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Repeat airing of this show begins in just under an hour. Go to www.gimmeradio.com or download the app to your phone.
It's a pretty interesting show.

Don't kill me, but i'll wait until the movie appears on YouTube!

Still the sad loser eh?

[(on YouTube ha!)]

Ok, enough with this shit already. Some people have nothing better to do in life than express their meaningless opinions from behind their modern day typewriters, it's the way of the world. And it sure as hell is easier doing that than spending 7 years of your time being creative and pursuing a goal of making a film about a band they admire. Because that's just what myself and Ryan did, and we are both very proud of the finished product. Sure, there are technical issues in there, there are people missing that we would have liked to have had a presence in it, and there just isn't enough time in the world to cover every aspect in detail of the band's history. But you can't ever win in this modern age, the typewriters start a tapping and there you have the views both praising or criticizing your beloved work. We get that, and there's nothing you can do about it. We also understand that once your product goes out into cyberland, pretty soon it will end up being copied and people will get to watch it for free. If it ends up on a torrent page then there is nothing at all you can do about it. The issue that started this little feisty debate was someone saying they had seen it on youtube, sorry let me read the correct quote (on YouTube ha!). Why the typewriter just had to add in the little cackle after the wording i have no idea. And there is where you crossed the line Mr. or Mrs. ()()((((()))))) or whatever the hell your typewriter code wording identity is. You were rubbing salt in the little wound weren't you? And Ryan simply asked you, quote - PM me a link? Because his first instinct was, damn it, the film is on youtube, we have to get it taken down. And he did ask in a decent way, but got no response. So here lies your problem )()((()((() which you have never gone back and thought about and typed, yeah maybe i came across as a smug arsehole right there. But then why would you? I remember reading little things here and there over the past couple of years from behind your typewriter regarding this project. Unimpressive little things to say the least. But we get it. You have opinions, and unfortunately in this day and age, they are able to be heard by a few dozen people. I'm sure you have a much more interesting life than i will ever have, and i am so jealous of you. Please send over some links to your creative output as i am very looking forward to seeing them. And maybe, just maybe, if i have an opinion, i might just keep it to myself.
We made this film because no one else could be bothered. We love it. The band loves it. A very, very large percentage of people who have seen it love it. We want more people to see it and love it. We would prefer that all people paid to see it, but that is impossible. And we can accept criticism, hard as it is. But when someone comes along all smug like this, i just have to say, go ahead, try and do something to match what we have done, impress me, show us what you got.
And if you can't, then go get a life you worthless piece of shit (HA!)
Case closed.
Let's move on people, and forget the bitchers and celebrate The Melvins.

2 Bundles leftover will be available at http://www.merchaye-revolve.com/the-melvins at 12 Noon UTC (Central) time tomorrow - Thursday 22nd. Only sold to first time buyer of this bundle - no duplicate sales. Also, please note these will all be shipped out in early January.

Wonder what he had to say for the film

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Thanks to everyone who helped.....except Chief Bitter-Bud Light of course. I just drank 10 beers in celebration of our achievement!

I am indeed here, watching from the shadows.

New trailer clip here:
http://noisey.vice.com/blog/new-melvins-documentary-trailer

San Francisco Show 24th May

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Altamont - Frehley's Vomet - Golden Rulers. Redwood Bar. Los Angeles. Saturday February 1st.

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Dale will be chatting live on Radio Valencia this upcoming Tuesday. 5pm West Coast Time.

http://radiovalencia.fm/blog/2013/10/26/members-of-altamont-dale-crover-joey-osbourne-frehleys-vomet-bob-hannam-in-studio-on-terrible-tuesday-radio-show-5pm/

Melvins Army on Black T now available
http://themelvins.revolvemerchandise.com/collections/frontpage/products/melvins-army-black-t-shirt

Stoner Witch Tee is up

http://themelvins.revolvemerchandise.com/collections/frontpage/products/stoner-witch-black-t-shirt

Valley King Records are putting out the 7inch
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Valley-King-Records/168306953223707?fref=ts

Flyer

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Altamont show in SF November 2nd
https://www.facebook.com/events/528762923865092/