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Melvins Discussion / Re: Dale Crover - Rat-a-Tat-Tat

« on: January 16, 2021, 09:14:32 PM »

I listened to it today while I was driving down to San Antone... as soon as I got there, I felt compelled to P on the Alamo, then some copper came up to me and said “ what the hell do you think you’re doin boy?”

I replied “Boy?!??! How dare you pig! I identify myself as a little puppy dog, and little puppy dogs P wherever they want ruff,ruff!!”

So the pig said “get along lil doggy”

I hope you at least peed in the basement.

Sidenote: I visited my outlaws a few years ago in San Antonio and we had dinner downtown and was like a block away from the Alamo. I insisted on checking it out since we were so close to it. What a waste of time 

Nope.... peed on the statue of Davy Crockett... picked my nose with Jim Bowie’s knife. I did do that weird butt crawl thing in the basement though... it’s amazing what you can get away with when you identify yourself as a puppy.... I wish I had thought of that when I went to jail last week... maybe next time... then they can put me in the dog pound, and I can free all the dogs, and we can go live in the woods....

The Alamo is boring, the only good thing about the Alamo is Alamo beer from king of the hill.

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Dale Crover - Rat-a-Tat-Tat

« on: January 16, 2021, 12:52:37 AM »

I listened to it today while I was driving down to San Antone... as soon as I got there, I felt compelled to P on the Alamo, then some copper came up to me and said “ what the hell do you think you’re doin boy?”

I replied “Boy?!??! How dare you pig! I identify myself as a little puppy dog, and little puppy dogs P wherever they want ruff,ruff!!”

So the pig said “get along lil doggy”

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Dale Crover - Rat-a-Tat-Tat

« on: January 13, 2021, 08:42:15 PM »

Anyone get there’s yet or a shipping notification?

I haven’t got mine yet

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins With Steven McDonald On Bass

« on: January 13, 2021, 04:52:57 PM »

Yeah, I saw him skate off after they played ,down the street, which made me very happy because I am a skater , of course I just broke my fucking elbow recently for life and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to skate again, but,that made me like him very much more. So long live Steven and long live Steven in the Melvins....

I’m sorry to keep bringing Kevin back up, but really what I want more than anything is for the cows to get back together, I want somebody to go talk to ThoR
Eisentrager and fucking make him play guitar with those fucking creeps again, they were such a fucking bad ass band, and Thor is one of the best fucking guitar players other than Paul Leary and buzz that I’ve ever fucking heard my my life ( my dumb ass opinion). Fucking Shannon is the most scariest front man I’ve ever encountered, one time when they played in town I went to go tell them how much I loved them all, and I walked right up to Shannon and he gave me a look that scared me, and I walked away.... when Buzz produced  their last record I knew it was gonna be fucking amazing, and it was, and I saw them on that tour, and I was so stoked. Then, I heard that Kevin join the Melvins , I was fucking so happy. Then I found out the cows broke up and I drank a case of beer, smoked a bunch of crack, ate a bunch of hash, took a bunch of Lunestra sleeping pills,smoked some speed,and set a building on fire....

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins With Steven McDonald On Bass

« on: January 12, 2021, 08:29:57 PM »

Ya know what.... whoever melvins wants to play bass ,by golly, that’s who they want to play bass, and no matter what.... it’s gonna fucking rule, because the motherfucking melvins rule!

Best band EVER! No matter who’s on the four string!

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins With Steven McDonald On Bass

« on: January 10, 2021, 08:13:31 PM »

I want some more treasure

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Melvins Discussion / Re: New Paul Leary album out on Shimmy Disc

« on: January 09, 2021, 10:13:32 PM »

Fuck it....startin a country band

JONNY TRA$$H and that one guy

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Melvins Album Discussion / Re: BULLHEAD

« on: January 09, 2021, 04:48:21 PM »

Best album ever...my absolute favorite,my go to... perfect from start to finish, the flow of the song is amazing, the actual songs put together the way they are, and the difference of each songs, this record is so unique, when I first heard it and I try to show everybody that they hated it, and I knew I had found my favorite record ever. I’m gonna listen to it right now

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins With Steven McDonald On Bass

« on: January 08, 2021, 06:33:04 PM »

Fucking swivel hips!!!!!!!!!!

That’s what I want to see, I loved the cows before I loved the Melvins, and when Kevin got in the band, I was so fucking happy and honestly hostile ambient takeover is so full of the craziest shit and it’s all Kevin on bass, I really wish they would do some shit with him.

The cover with Jell-O....meh

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Matt and Buzz

« on: January 08, 2021, 06:29:51 PM »

It’s either queen buzzo on bass or fat lukin... I’m not sure

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Melvins Discussion / Re: New Paul Leary album out on Shimmy Disc

« on: January 08, 2021, 06:26:40 PM »

This is all I’ve been listening to for 2 days straight,  nothin else.

It makes me smile...and I hate smilers

Fuckin brilliant...

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Melvins Discussion / Re: New Paul Leary album out on Shimmy Disc

« on: January 08, 2021, 06:58:01 AM »

Thanks for the scoop, score.

I didn’t even know my favorite guitar player in the world even had this coming out!

I usually only have nightmares when I actually dream, but one time I had a really fucking great dream, I had a dream that Paul Leary moved next-door to my house, and that this was going to be his headquarters. I found out they moved there because they (all of the Butthole Surfers )were playing with my dogs, and they were just having a blast, then we started talking about music and we went inside the house and we were talking about how we were going to record, and then my dog started barking, and he was like “fuck it I’m not living in this fucking shit hole.” It was so vivid and real and weird, and funny as hell, I woke up actually smiling instead of being in a fetal position sweating..

TEXAS IS THE REASON

I forgot, when I actually first woke up from that dream I was super mad in my imaginary dream dogs for barking and screwin it all up...then I realized it was a dream, then I was Smiling

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Melvins Discussion / Re: New Paul Leary album out on Shimmy Disc

« on: January 08, 2021, 06:55:15 AM »

Electriclarrydreamland? I also had a dream one time during the Melvin stag years that buzzo was dressed in a mumu type thing and he was wearing a crown...... about three years before the actual muumuus hit...

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Melvins Discussion / Re: New Paul Leary album out on Shimmy Disc

« on: January 06, 2021, 11:27:36 PM »

Thanks for the scoop, score.

I didn’t even know my favorite guitar player in the world even had this coming out!

I usually only have nightmares when I actually dream, but one time I had a really fucking great dream, I had a dream that Paul Leary moved next-door to my house, and that this was going to be his headquarters. I found out they moved there because they (all of the Butthole Surfers )were playing with my dogs, and they were just having a blast, then we started talking about music and we went inside the house and we were talking about how we were going to record, and then my dog started barking, and he was like “fuck it I’m not living in this fucking shit hole.” It was so vivid and real and weird, and funny as hell, I woke up actually smiling instead of being in a fetal position sweating..

TEXAS IS THE REASON

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Melvins Discussion / Re: Melvins 1983 Mullet

« on: January 03, 2021, 02:58:36 PM »

They still have more mullets, screaming chicken orange variant’s left....get em!