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Yeah, hard to get much out of that review...

If you had pissed in your own mouth then you got... that feeling !

My take on ''Thunderball'' here in French:
https://www.coreandco.fr/chroniques/melvins-thunderball-10300.html

The fact that you seem to like Victory Of The Pyramids the most worries me a little. I was hoping the rest of the album would be better than that track.

Nope.
''Venus Blood'' is the one I prefer.

Maybe.

That review in French was quite the unwieldy one. I didn't appreciate it's ability to induce a headache until it was too late. I can pass this information on to anyone reading now. That review was among other tings too long and gave me a headache.

I'm sorry for your loss.
Mais j'en ai vraiment putain de rien à branler.
Google translate this, have fun, take care.

Hello there !

My take on ''Thunderball'' here in French:
https://www.coreandco.fr/chroniques/melvins-thunderball-10300.html

Yo you can check my review of this collaboration here, IN FRENCH:
https://www.coreandco.fr/chroniques/melvins-helms-alee-controlling-data-for-a-better-feeling-future-9935.html

Yep, it's in french and it's almost as much about the french socio-political situation in a dystopic short story as a proper review of this excellent EP ! So lose yourself in translation if you like to SWIM mutherfuckin' fishbones !

''farting my face on the stairs"", ahahahah 

Hello there !

Here is my review of this album:
https://www.coreandco.fr/chroniques/melvins-bad-mood-rising-9893.html

(In French, I know a lot will be lost in translation.)

Some reviews I wrote in French here:

https://www.coreandco.fr/chroniques/melvins-tarantula-heart-9866.html

https://www.coreandco.fr/chroniques/melvins-the-devil-you-knew-the-devil-you-know-9861.html

Doesn't two fingers mean something bad in Italy?

By the way: it means fuck you in England.
You're welcome.

Yes, but do you know why?

Sorry, I wasn't here...

Yep I guess I know why: the English archers, a long time ago, showed their two fingers to the French soldiers to prove them they haven't been taken by the French army. It seems the French army used to cut two archers fingers prisoners so they won't be able to use it anymore.
Sort of... "fuck you you didn't got me"
Don't know if I'm clear, excuse my English.

Sure, however... the color of that vinyl is by far the most beautiful violet/purple I have ever seen.

Maybe because it's a deep fake color (and a deep fake vinyl) !   
This is so deeeep this so faaaake: it's beautiful.
Deep fake rules.

 

In all fairness I'd say Tom Morello is as good a guitarist as Meg White is a drummer. Decent. Serviceable. Kind of identifiable. But easy to imitate and far from a masterclass.

I'm not taking the bait 

It's hard to not button the hardest button.

Doesn't two fingers mean something bad in Italy?

By the way: it means fuck you in England.
You're welcome.

the only criteria for me is:
LOVE / DEATH

I forgot to mention that... PIGS OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE is so and sooo...
Just kidding, this one is HUGE, is GREAT is IS!

Too.

FUCK!!
FUCK!!!
HONKY!!!

HONKY-HY-HY-YYYY!!!!

(hem)

Here it goes:

HONKY
HOSTILE AMBIENT TAKEOVER
STAG
STONER WITCH
THE BOOTLICKER
THE MAGGOT
BULLHEAD
ELECTRORETARD
NUDE WITH BOOTS
LYSOL
(in no particular order)

But it's very hard to tell.
I did discover the Meh via ELECTRORETARD so it will always be one of my fav'.

A SENILE ANIMAL or EGGNOG could easily replace some of the quoted ones.

WORKING WITH GOD is really one I enjoy a lot. It makes me laugh, a weird laugh and a weird feeling 'cause it's pretty nuts too. That's a great one!

HOUDINI is one of those I like less.
But the new live recording with Trevor is damn cool.

I hate CHICKEN SHIT.

Cheers buddies!