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#2
Melvins Discussion / Re: Best Melvins Pic Ever
June 23, 2023, 04:24:33 AM
Quote from: dead mike on March 27, 2023, 10:16:51 AM
Quote from: el gep on March 20, 2023, 12:26:21 PM
Quote from: PepsiMike on December 24, 2022, 07:01:21 PM
Doesn't two fingers mean something bad in Italy?
By the way: it means fuck you in England.
You're welcome.
Yes, but do you know why?

Sorry, I wasn't here...

Yep I guess I know why: the English archers, a long time ago, showed their two fingers to the French soldiers to prove them they haven't been taken by the French army. It seems the French army used to cut two archers fingers prisoners so they won't be able to use it anymore.
Sort of... "fuck you you didn't got me"
Don't know if I'm clear, excuse my English.
#3
Melvins Discussion / Re: Thud - April Fools joke
April 02, 2023, 03:33:57 PM
Quote from: Stonergrunge on April 01, 2023, 04:22:49 PM
Sure, however... the color of that vinyl is by far the most beautiful violet/purple I have ever seen.

Maybe because it's a deep fake color (and a deep fake vinyl) !   :lol:
This is so deeeep this so faaaake: it's beautiful.
Deep fake rules.
#4
Melvins Discussion / Re: 2023
March 21, 2023, 11:02:17 AM
 :lol:
#5
Melvins Discussion / Re: 2023
March 21, 2023, 09:59:16 AM
Quote from: the bloat on March 20, 2023, 08:15:13 PM
QuoteIn all fairness I'd say Tom Morello is as good a guitarist as Meg White is a drummer. Decent. Serviceable. Kind of identifiable. But easy to imitate and far from a masterclass.

I'm not taking the bait  =; =; =;

It's hard to not button the hardest button.
#6
Melvins Discussion / Re: Best Melvins Pic Ever
March 20, 2023, 12:26:21 PM
Quote from: PepsiMike on December 24, 2022, 07:01:21 PM
Doesn't two fingers mean something bad in Italy?
By the way: it means fuck you in England.
You're welcome.
#7
the only criteria for me is:
LOVE / DEATH

:lol:
#8
I forgot to mention that... PIGS OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE is so and sooo...
Just kidding, this one is HUGE, is GREAT is IS!

Too.
#9
FUCK!!
FUCK!!!
HONKY!!!

HONKY-HY-HY-YYYY!!!!

(hem)

Here it goes:

HONKY
HOSTILE AMBIENT TAKEOVER
STAG
STONER WITCH
THE BOOTLICKER
THE MAGGOT
BULLHEAD
ELECTRORETARD
NUDE WITH BOOTS
LYSOL
(in no particular order)

But it's very hard to tell.
I did discover the Meh via ELECTRORETARD so it will always be one of my fav'.

A SENILE ANIMAL or EGGNOG could easily replace some of the quoted ones.

WORKING WITH GOD is really one I enjoy a lot. It makes me laugh, a weird laugh and a weird feeling 'cause it's pretty nuts too. That's a great one!

HOUDINI is one of those I like less.
But the new live recording with Trevor is damn cool.

I hate CHICKEN SHIT.

Cheers buddies!
#10
A friend of mine used to sell unique and exclusive tapes of harshnoise.
With unique and exclusive artworks.

He made like... a little more than a hundred of unique and exclusive tapes.

Sure, it was really really cheaper than Trevor's tapes.
But my friend is not Trevor.
#11
Melvins Discussion / Re: annum
December 08, 2021, 08:22:29 AM
This song is great.

I'd prefer to hear a Melvins electric version of this.
Or acoustic.
Or with cowbells.
And accordion.
Whatever happens the song is awesome!
#12
Quote from: jules on November 17, 2021, 01:47:51 PM
Quote from: el gep on November 17, 2021, 01:45:29 PM
I just watched a bit of this video...

Tell me, please tell me, how the fuck could have (apparently) everyfuckingone that night just stay totally still (with almost hostile gazes) in front of musicians who were obviously kicking the shit out of their instruments - like it or not?!
How could'nt you only move just a little bit, nodd your head, move your feet, I don't know.
This terrifies me.


You've never been to a Melvins gig in Norway? Or Sweden for that matter? I've seen the occasional twitch during The Bit, but that's about it, really. It's funny.

I'm terrified!
#13
I just watched a bit of this video...

Tell me, please tell me, how the fuck could have (apparently) everyfuckingone that night just stayed totally still (with almost hostile gazes) in front of musicians who were obviously kicking the shit out of their instruments - like it or not?!
How could'nt you only move just a little bit, nodd your head, move your feet, I don't know.
This terrifies me.
Like people watching some other beaten or raped without moving a fucking toe.
#14
Quote from: vince furnier on November 16, 2021, 09:31:29 PM
i'm having a hard time understanding what exactly is the problem Primus or Bungle fans were having watching an opening band play non mainstream heavy ass music. FNM crowd, i'd understand that a lot more. look how pathetic the music on EmPty-V and radio was at the time. Ugly Kid Joe were on the first Black Sabbath NIB tribute album for cryin out loud!  :lol: :facepalm:

Most people are dickheads.
And there was especially a lot of dickheads this night. Period.
:D

That kind of attitude is just a proof of total stupidity.
#15
Exactly!
Then you got the bridge, the chorus, outros and intros and verses and then the parts are parting each others and...
I got a headache.

(in fact I sure do have a terrible hangover and I'm at work so sorry for everything)