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Ouch!

I'm sorry guys. I'm way too busy being a drunken southern Californian failure to really put in the time and effort that you guys deserve on this message board.

Be nice to Cantona.

You guys need me way more than I need you.

No nah...totally sober tonight. Blame Cantano. I had no intention of coming back here. He told me about the weirdness that is this thread and your internet lives obsessing over a band.

I'm not married.

Awesome self portrait Fester!

Hey ether bunny! I'm moving back to SF on the first of April! We should hang!

I'm gonna take that SoCal thing as a compliment, too. I mean...I did live in SF for the last 12 years and have only been in Hollywood for this last year, but I'm feeling good that I was able to totally soak up the vibe in that short time.

Everyone...there's a shitload of dirt on me all over the internet. Step up your games. These insults are fucking amateur. Do some research and really let me have it! This is YOUR little place on the internet.

You got it backwards jackass. All those people know ME.

I'm gonna be 35 in November!

Who are you?

I'm drunk. Call me in the morning and remind me to look at this shit. I'm going to bed.

I'm only here for Cantona and Dale's amusement. Fuck off weirdos.

FLIP THE BOARD

Fuck off Haze! Hey everybody.

Cantona is a scumbag.

You guys haven't heard it yet? Only me, Meg and Cantona? Weird.

I thought you guys were fans.

It's pretty rare...kinda.

I was working at Cinderblock when that was printed. I don't believe it's been reprinted and it more than likely never will be. Not sure how big the run was, though, but I'd bet about 1000.

Hi everybody! I'm still alive. I moved to Hollywood. I still welcome all challengers. Slap away, just be aware I have no problem punching you in your vagina.

I glance at this place once in a while. It's good to know you still love me. There's no T in my name by the way.

Lets see...in other news you guys shouldn't give a fuck about...I did the separations for screen printing of the Adam Jones Melvins 25th poster, saw Big Business on Monday and enjoyed that. Also did the poster. The Melvins guys and some guy from Tool were there, but more importantly I saw Ron Jeremy and Sasha Grey outside of the Troubador. Also, I've been told, though I'm not sure if this is true, that a very young me can be spotted in the KARP documentary. We'll see!

You may follow my inconsequential updates on the twitter if you like, though it's kind of retarded.

Ok! Bye for now! Talk to you again next year!