the floppy infant

[TheLegitMan93]

"The Hashish Oval"

That doesn't even sound like something the Melvins would write, but it shure doez sound like something that SOMEONE would write.

[Afterbirthmilkshake]

thanks

[AxelFoley]

Denver Road Kill
Puke Can
Double My Standards
Mud Door
Stack It Up

[jules]

Melvins- Yours is Not theirs

1 the ingrate
2 the birthing queen
3 murder in the last
4 day morgue
5 you wake up with fleas
6 Bleed for me ( dead kennedys cover- Super Slow, something like the today your love tomorrow the world cover on the hat singles)
7 its not as bad as it sounds

Genius!

[rictus]

Eh, I gave it a shot.

[jules]

Yeah, post it on the AmRep bored with a note about there being only 50 copies, for sale exclusively at tonight's gig  

[rictus]

Yeah, post it on the AmRep bored with a note about there being only 50 copies, for sale exclusively at tonight's gig  

Thanks guys, I figured the orange tint would go well with the orange vinyl, as Afterbirth said.

[>>>JZS<<<]

This looks bonafide damn super cool. At this rate we'll be purchasing this off Amazon next week! Can you imagine if the band allowed one of us to design the next artwork and song titles? This would win hands down. Yet another victorious triumph for the Melvins board. 

Looks great. Yeah, I wanna buy one too.

[anaconda]

Mouth Love
Social Slut Outrage
Art Stars
Vitamins and Vegetables
Noise Rack
Sonic Division
Jimmy and the Brown
Silver Lake
Who asked you
Army of God
Absurdists
Trophy of War
Total War
Self Deliverance
Useless
Flash Flood
Smoke my leg
Minibikes
Martin Bisi
Cult of One
Arcana
Social Anxiety Disorder
Disassociate
Lager Teeth
Brown Swirl
Stone Cold Wannabe
T-Rantula
Part-time Whore
Part-time God
Gut Bucket Electro Fart
Trendy Alchoholic Postman
Chemical Joy
Artificial Personality
Glorious Mess
Snowball and Fatboy
Fearless Vampire Killers
Foppish Europeans
Anorexics with tit-jobs
Madness of Sobriety
Shabby Chic
He Medicates
My own best friend
Whalestock
I Fuckin Rule Man
Fuck Off Rollins
Suck the Gringo Tit
Your Madness
Microphone
Skank Barbie
High
Silver Factory
Funtastic!
Digital Fix
Money Man
Rick the Rat
Buck Futter
Cat Muffin
Capsule Magic
Lose Your Face
Laughin Asshole
Chan-Chan Man
Johnny Rocketz
Useless Folkfore
Apeman
Heroin Manson
Marilyn Hanson Brothers
Hallways of Always
Who

[jules]

  That's ridiculous!

Oh, wait....


That's Ridiculous (New EP by Melvins)

Songs:
1.  Worm Mule
2.  Warm Mule
3.  Schoolgirls Menaced By A Tramp
4.  He's Not My Other Half, He's My Other Hole
5.  Gweeg
6.  Lucifer Smelt
7.  Bjorn Born Again
8.  Helmum
9.  Hell Milm

[anaconda]

Mouth Love
Cult of One
Lager Teeth
Part-time God
Trendy Alchoholic Postman
Fuck Off Rollins
It Smells Like..
Monkey Sandwiches
Waffle Thick Wasted Weekend
Squeeze the Breeze
Serious Beard Action
Biological Jew
Cult of One
School is Bondage
Dog Barking in The Apartment Next Door
Feedback Motel

[Afterbirthmilkshake]

Eh, I gave it a shot.

Thanks, I really like it and I just wish we could now send it to the melvins and say "here please make this". 

[anaconda]

Trendy Alchoholic Postman goddammmittt!!!

[TheLegitMan93]

That would be pretty funny actually. Im sure it would be weird to try to write songs to the already pre-existing titles and even album design! I doubt the boys would go with that tho, cos Buzz has mentioned he never gives away the title of a new record before its been recorded. Probably doesnt want to jinx it or he'll change his mind or such. I guess we could always send that mad biting woman from the recent Bullhead show round his place to bite him until he changes his mind tho couldnt we? Hey its an option.  

"The Mad Biting Woman"

[Afterbirthmilkshake]

The Bride Screamed RETARD!   

The water glass
Pig House
Lovely Butterfly
Interstellar Overdrive
My Generation
Shit Storm
Inhumanity and death
Tipping the lion* (new and improved)
Hospital up
Youth of America