Melvins Limerick

[anaconda]

There was a bearded bassist named Joe,
to San Francisco he happily did go.
He recorded Lysol with the Melvins band,
though his tantrums they could not stand.
Too bad, his basslines were so nice and low.

They fired him one fateful day,
for the Melvins he'd no longer play.
With Thrones he now earns his wage
playing all alone up on stage.
Perhaps things are better this way.

[TheLegitMan93]

When Buzzo was down in Saint Bees,
He was stung in the arse by a wasp.
When asked, "Does it hurt?"
He replied, "No, it doesn't,
But I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet."

Best one by far.

[Mad Arab]

All Hail King Buzzo's rants
Onstage its mumus not pants
The fans are insane
Buzz calls them lame
Then admits he killed Kurt Cobain

[homeless_dad]

Name the songs (w/o cheating):

Like somebody took a coat hanger
Across the water what lies under
Los ticka toe rest
Tell it take no dess
It waits nothing ever you never

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

There once was a lady from Nantucket
Her favorite song was Honeybucket
...

[jules]

There once was a lady from Nantucket
Her favorite song was Honeybucket
...

...But her husband bought her Shit Sandwich,
There was no music on it to hear, which
Made her repeatedly holler, "Oh, fuck it!"

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

 

[jules]

Gluey Porch Treatments and Ozma were frantic,
After Lysol they signed to Atlantic,
With Houdini and Stag,
Stoner Witch was less mad,
But later made madness with AmRep and Prick.

[norecess]

dale crover

[jules]

There was a young drummer Dale Crover

...........

[norecess]

some-where there was a king
ruling yet lacking one thing
this sparkling dutch clover
they named him dale crover
and mayhem is what they would bring

[jules]

 

[Dr.Benway]

Dale Crover, Dale Crover let Coady come over, to help him bang on the drum
Jarred exclaimed, Buzzo said "yay", this is a whole lot of fun
but one issue remained
simple and plain
"when cashing the check, no disrespect, we count as two you as one"

[homeless_dad]

How vast will the bassist morgue grow?
I guess in due time we will know.
But it has been fun,
to hear Trevor Dunn.
To keep him around wouldn't blow.

[jules]

My favourite so far was Joe Preston,
I even saw him with no vest on.
His chest wasn't hairy,
But what was more scary,
Was his arse tattoo of Charlton Heston.