joe preston(user) = obviously not joe preston

[Dr. Gonzo]

"Just ignore beto, i usually pay no attention
to geeks like him who can't properly understand
or speak english - he's the kind of guy i'd kick
off the stage in a second, like the salad of a thousand
delights video where i el-kabonged that stupid punk.
good times, good times." - joe preston (user)

WTF kind of band member would say something that gay and refer to their own DVD. As if he even watches it.

[kl0pper]

he's cracked this case wide open

[huber]

it was a great el-kabong though. i'd watch it again and again if i'd done it. as for it not being the real joe, get the fuck out of here!!

[GrimReaper]

Yaeh, Gonzo is probably right.

I want to believe!

[Beto Brasil]

ohhhh .... newbies, newusers,news Melvins fans,only suckers...

"Just ignore beto, i usually pay no attention
to geeks like him who can't properly understand
or speak english - he's the kind of guy i'd kick
off the stage in a second, like the salad of a thousand
delights video where i el-kabonged that stupid punk.
good times, good times." - joe preston (user)

WTF kind of band member would say something that gay and refer to their own DVD. As if he even watches it.

[mobmob]

ohhhh .... newbies, newusers,news Melvins fans,only suckers...

man who cares about that shit. are you just another idiot that really pays
attention to fucking postcounts and stuff like that?

[Beto Brasil]

ohhhh .... newbies, newusers,news Melvins fans,only suckers...

man who cares about that shit. are you just another idiot that really plays
attention to fucking postcounts and stuff like that?

no way man!
thank you

[joe preston]

Hey dr gonzo shut up fucktits or i'll el-kabong you too.
if i'm not me then who the fuck am i? matt lukin?
Go buy a Thrones record now taco dick.

[Dr. Gonzo]

already own sperm whale. BURNED!

[joe preston]

did you buy the grizzly bear shirt? or
the man mtn 7 inch from killrockstars?

well, did ya punk?

[cheeko]

joe, do you like some of the melvins albums they put out after you were no longer in the band?  honest opinion?

[bloodofawig]

Joe, since you are the real Joe, will you be my best friend?

We can sit around and listen to Melvins records and you can tell me stories about what jerks the other guys are. My mom will even make some brownies....No! Not those kind of brownies silly. I might even buy one of those t-shirts I have heard so much about. C'mon! Whaddaya say Joe?

[Beto Brasil]

joe, do you like some of the melvins albums they put out after you were no longer in the band?  honest opinion?

joe like BSB too !

[turnacus]

i'm lori black