Melvins Funny Pages - Ken Je de Melvins?

Started by bUTTHOLEmAN, November 27, 2007, 02:23:03 AM

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M i C H e L L e

 :lol: :lol: :lol:  !!!!  That was hilarious!  Thanks, bUTTY!!!! ! ....Looking forward to the next installation!
*Grow Thy Beard )))((( it shall be the wild forrests of thine Kingdom and unto all shall bring great peace and prosperity throughout the land as was told the prophecy*

norecess

Is someone still interested in the real translation? Me personally, not really. I just read the story with bHM's translation and it was enjoyable enough already. Btw, it clearly says Pieter, not Peter. Same    pronunciation.

bUTTHOLEmAN

Okay!  Tonight's installment can be found at:
http://home.socal.rr.com/melvins/barb/

(posted their because of general silliness of the book.)
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

M i C H e L L e

*Grow Thy Beard )))((( it shall be the wild forrests of thine Kingdom and unto all shall bring great peace and prosperity throughout the land as was told the prophecy*


bUTTHOLEmAN

Ha, no way!  I'm curious what the record clerk looks like.
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

norecess

Thanks to Barbara the beautiful atmospheric jam called 'Noise' was recorded. First track on the Barbaraal 7". One of the bestestseststs Melvins songs!

bUTTHOLEmAN

the page will be updated daily, this is the last announcement.
if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

M i C H e L L e

Thanks, bHm!   Your storytime funnies put me in a much better mood after having such a shitty day at work!
*Grow Thy Beard )))((( it shall be the wild forrests of thine Kingdom and unto all shall bring great peace and prosperity throughout the land as was told the prophecy*

(PAUL)

Apparently Mark Prindle got wind of this topic, because he just reviewed the 7".
Hail, not fail.
PS:  fuck him.

bUTTHOLEmAN

if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus