Jared as a 'meat head'

Started by anaconda, September 08, 2008, 04:30:34 PM

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anaconda

looks a little too rare for my tastes

glen

Quote from: anaconda on September 10, 2008, 06:03:48 AM
looks a little too rare for my tastes

aw man.  a steak was meant to be rare.   

I'm not talking still cold from the fridge, but at least I nice pink all the way through.

is that "The Old 69'er"?
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anaconda

i'm more of a medium-well guy, beef tapeworms and me don't agree

glen

Quote from: anaconda on September 10, 2008, 07:33:37 AM
beef tapeworms

oh sure,  you had to go there didn't you?
and spoil every steak I ever eat from now on.  :)
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bUTTHOLEmAN

if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


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Idlehanz


suck poppet

uh, undercooked ground beef can be a health hazard, but as long as the outside of the steak is seared you can eat as rare as you like with no concerns. I like them still mooing myself
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anaconda

Actually rare steak or pork as well, unless it's been frozen before cooking. Although the chances are slim, it can happen.

Dr.Benway

Fear of tapeworms is why I don't go fishing much anymore. 

(PAUL)

This whole thing reminds me of The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams. Anyone else know what I'm talking about? ANYONE????
Hail, not fail.
PS:  fuck him.

cara

i dont like any steak in my tapeworm.

bUTTHOLEmAN

if you CALL ME ON MY CELLY
i'll LET YOU RUB ME BELLY!


"I can push over twelve year old girls easy." - Fart
kill yr idols
emperors wear no clothes
"We don't have alot of information right now, but for all we know monkeys might fly out of my butt"- rictus

glen

"Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care." - Richie Goodtimes

Glen. You can totally go fuck yourself. I have no idea who you are and I really don't care.
(signed) MAYNARD  JAMES  KEENAN

Leroy

Digging and digging he's looking for fossils....hopefully someday he'll find the impossible link...

Branch Breaker

Recipe for a delicious steak:

Take the cow out back
Yell at it
Season to taste
Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!