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What is your favorite Melvins song and why?
« on: December 06, 2008, 04:03:10 PM »
Hey, remember that contest most of us entered for the Melvins box set that was won by retards with their comedy answers? Well not to be bitter, but im still a bit annoyed that I wrote out a nice paragraph when all that had to be said was a sentence about farting. So how about post your reasons and favorites here where they can actually be appreciated and answers that sound like "I like Hag Me cuz once i drank a bottle of Jack Daniels and threw up all over my friends pants while listening to it, lolz." won't be legitamite. I'll post mine when i decide a favorite between the Bloat, Zodiac and Revolve.. and when i have some time to think my answer through.

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Re: What is your favorite Melvins song and why?
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2008, 05:38:53 PM »
What is your favourite Melvins song and why?
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Re: What is your favorite Melvins song and why?
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2008, 06:18:52 AM »
Favourite? Watch that extra "u" buddy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm2j5nHO_Fo

That combo of Oven and Anaconda. because it rocks, and my band can do it.

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Re: What is your favorite Melvins song and why?
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2008, 08:47:44 AM »

Favorite song? Phht! I can barely narrow it down to a few favorite albums!

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Re: What is your favorite Melvins song and why?
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2008, 09:32:06 AM »
yeah, i was annoyed by that contest, too. it wasn't as if i spent money or a lot of time on my entry or anything, but i at least had hoped the winner would have written something actually good. it just goes to show the effect the internet has had on people's standards.

my song was  "air breather deep in the arms of morphius."
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Re: What is your favorite Melvins song and why?
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2008, 10:31:46 AM »
I'm sorry, what ended up happening with the contest.
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2008, 03:27:01 PM »
somebody won with an answer about screwin his g/f...or something  like that....not a genuine fan as far as im concerned....but whatever....nothing in life is fair right

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Re: What is your favorite Melvins song and why?
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2008, 04:50:36 PM »
somebody won with an answer about screwin his g/f...or something  like that....not a genuine fan as far as im concerned....but whatever....nothing in life is fair right

I quote:   "Blood Witch. I fucked my ex the last time to this song. God I hate that bitch."


I have to say that I didn't write a 100% serious entry either, but i did put some thought into it.  It was quite hard to choose a song in the first place and so I came to the conclusion that it's pretty much impossible for me.  In the end I went with Black Bock and wrote how the composition of good and evil really moves me or something to that extent.  I suppose it was lacking the "true Melvins spirit", oh well
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Re: What is your favorite Melvins song and why?
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2008, 05:01:23 PM »
air breather is ONE of my favorites...
skin horse, hungbunny/roman dogbird, satans sideshow... i cant pick

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Re: What is your favorite Melvins song and why?
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2008, 03:10:45 AM »
Black Book . It was only in the last two months or so I actually looked closely and realized I was saying the goddamn thing wrong all these years. Perhaps that's my favourite Melvins song?

Hold the phone...according to Last.fm my favourite song is With Teeth. Come to think of it, yes, that is my favourite Melvins song.  There.
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Re: What is your favorite Melvins song and why?
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2008, 04:14:52 AM »
Black Book . It was only in the last two months or so I actually looked closely and realized I was saying the goddamn thing wrong all these years. Perhaps that's my favourite Melvins song?

Hold the phone...according to Last.fm my favourite song is With Teeth. Come to think of it, yes, that is my favourite Melvins song.  There.
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=bs2m6cS0sTA

Cara, you haven't got back to me yet!

I did the same thing with Man with the Laughing Hand is Dead. Bliss Blood had to school me in a thread.

My favorite Melvins song is Beyonce singing Revolve because it sounds good.

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Re: What is your favorite Melvins song and why?
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2008, 05:09:17 AM »
I'm sorry, how is it Black Book?
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Re: What is your favorite Melvins song and why?
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2008, 10:59:25 AM »
Black Book . It was only in the last two months or so I actually looked closely and realized I was saying the goddamn thing wrong all these years. Perhaps that's my favourite Melvins song?

Hold the phone...according to Last.fm my favourite song is With Teeth. Come to think of it, yes, that is my favourite Melvins song.  There.
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=bs2m6cS0sTA

Cara, you haven't got back to me yet!

Im not gonna lie, i thought it would be fairly easy but it turns out writing about my favorite Melvins song to a bunch of Melvins fanatics is a lot harder than submitting it to a bunch of nameless idiots from coolhunting.com.

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Re: What is your favorite Melvins song and why?
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2008, 11:13:38 AM »
Boris! Because it's Boris for fucks sake!
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Tho' my errors and wrecks lie about me.
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Re: What is your favorite Melvins song and why?
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2008, 11:19:15 AM »
this is a tough one!

For me it still changes from time to time (from mood to mood that is), but right now I'm really into Shevil.
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