Melvins turn 25!

[5w33t 1ntu1t10n]

I'll buy you a Shirley Temple, DC! 

[Uncle Fester]

I'm sort of in your same boat, ES, since I'll be coming in from out of town too.  If anyone has the goods I will be eternally grateful and pay you in cash or drinks, or both. 

Also, who's meeting up with me for pre-show drinks at the Green Room? 

couldnt you bring some? you dont live across the border so there shouldnt be anything stopping you unless your flying in.

I may come by the green room for pre show drinks but Ill be with two other guys who are  20. (goddamn american laws)
Im not going to feel like asking random people on the street if they got any, so im hoping my fellow melvins fans can hook it up.

hey d.c. the soda shoppe sounds good. ill be your best friend and buy booze for you if you can find me some green in seattle.

[Dead Cowboy]

I dunno where to get green. Sorry guys! A shirley sounds nice sweet but I probably wouldnt risk getting kicked out just for that.  And i dunno where theres a soda place, I just figured thats where you guys would expect me to go since im a toddler and all.

[Uncle Fester]

I dunno where to get green. Sorry guys! A shirley sounds nice sweet but I probably wouldnt risk getting kicked out just for that.  And i dunno where theres a soda place, I just figured thats where you guys would expect me to go since im a toddler and all.

I got the joke.
maybe we can go to the candy aisle in the grocery store  to get some ring pops and a root beer for you.

[Dead Cowboy]

I dunno where to get green. Sorry guys! A shirley sounds nice sweet but I probably wouldnt risk getting kicked out just for that.  And i dunno where theres a soda place, I just figured thats where you guys would expect me to go since im a toddler and all.

I got the joke.
maybe we can go to the candy aisle in the grocery store  to get some ring pops and a root beer for you.

I fucking love ring pops, absolutely no joke.

[Dead Cowboy]

just found out that i may have an extra ticket.

Harvey milk is playing the same night in texas, and my buddy may opt to see that instead. the fucker.

[nothintothenotice]

I'm sort of in your same boat, ES, since I'll be coming in from out of town too.  If anyone has the goods I will be eternally grateful and pay you in cash or drinks, or both. 

Also, who's meeting up with me for pre-show drinks at the Green Room? 

couldnt you bring some? you dont live across the border so there shouldnt be anything stopping you unless your flying in.

I may come by the green room for pre show drinks but Ill be with two other guys who are  20. (goddamn american laws)
Im not going to feel like asking random people on the street if they got any, so im hoping my fellow melvins fans can hook it up.

hey d.c. the soda shoppe sounds good. ill be your best friend and buy booze for you if you can find me some green in seattle.

[Idlehanz]

I may not be there for any pre activities.  I'm meeting a friend who may be taking me to meet Lukin if he's around.  I'll know more closer to show time.  I'll also be around all day Saturday, but I'm taking my gf to do some stuff.  It's her b-day weekend.

[erin]

since im coming in through the border for this show, I wanted to know if  anybody is willing to provide me with some in exchange for some cash?

ahh i'm so glad i'm taking the train. 

[Uncle Fester]

I'm sort of in your same boat, ES, since I'll be coming in from out of town too.  If anyone has the goods I will be eternally grateful and pay you in cash or drinks, or both. 

Also, who's meeting up with me for pre-show drinks at the Green Room? 

couldnt you bring some? you dont live across the border so there shouldnt be anything stopping you unless your flying in.

I may come by the green room for pre show drinks but Ill be with two other guys who are  20. (goddamn american laws)
Im not going to feel like asking random people on the street if they got any, so im hoping my fellow melvins fans can hook it up.

hey d.c. the soda shoppe sounds good. ill be your best friend and buy booze for you if you can find me some green in seattle.

were you gonna say something?

[Uncle Fester]

I dunno where to get green. Sorry guys! A shirley sounds nice sweet but I probably wouldnt risk getting kicked out just for that.  And i dunno where theres a soda place, I just figured thats where you guys would expect me to go since im a toddler and all.

I got the joke.
maybe we can go to the candy aisle in the grocery store  to get some ring pops and a root beer for you.

I fucking love ring pops, absolutely no joke.

i also fucking love ring pops. they are fashionable AND delicious! and they are a good substitute for brass knuckles.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

I fucking love ring pops, absolutely no joke.

Do you have a purty mouth?  Cuz purty mouths like ring pops.

[Uncle Fester]

um...

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

 

[Uncle Fester]

I tired my best, butthole. Ill just leave it alone.