MELVINS, TOOL, IPECAC RECORDS

[bathroom creep]

It might be a clue that the pic is called BADD, as in Buzz, Adam, Dale, David

[FartLips]

It might be a clue that the pic is called BADD, as in Buzz, Adam, Dale, David

and a pic of their behinds would be "BADDass"?

[glen]

and a pic of their behinds would be "BADDass"?

speak for yourself.

[the ether bunny]

this thread made by a person of ultimate anonymity is starting to gain press attention: http://www.fourtheye.net/2009/04/toolmelvinsipecac-rumour/

[black stallion]

in case these rumours are real,guess the surprise won't be that Bozzio-Buzz-Adam project

[glen]

in all my years of internet tom-foolery I have as yet to see MELVINS keep a secret regarding their upcoming projects.
so I'm having a hard time with the buy/sell on this one.

either there is alot less to it than we would all like to think or they've finally one-up'd the interent fanboy stalker types.

[FartLips]

they're trying to throw off that creepy walsby guy.

[Like Stee]

this thread made by a person of ultimate anonymity is starting to gain press attention: http://www.fourtheye.net/2009/04/toolmelvinsipecac-rumour/

Some turd on there responded "I hope not, Melvins kind of suck."  WHAT?!  This is the problem with your average Tool fan.  They're tools.

[the ether bunny]

ive been listening to tool for years, and i still really like 'em... although maynard produces nothing but shit outside of the band. but standing in line before their shows is like brain torture. tool fans have to be the most mindless drones on the planet. its like they complete missed the point that the band is trying to convey. theyre just a-typical metal heads going to see a band thats a lot less metal, and a lot more prog rock if anything.

[Windshield]

ive been listening to tool for years, and i still really like 'em... although maynard produces nothing but shit outside of the band. but standing in line before their shows is like brain torture. tool fans have to be the most mindless drones on the planet. its like they complete missed the point that the band is trying to convey. theyre just a-typical metal heads going to see a band thats a lot less metal, and a lot more prog rock if anything.

One of several reasons I've yet to see them live.

[bigjim]

ive been listening to tool for years, and i still really like 'em... although maynard produces nothing but shit outside of the band. but standing in line before their shows is like brain torture. tool fans have to be the most mindless drones on the planet. its like they complete missed the point that the band is trying to convey. theyre just a-typical metal heads going to see a band thats a lot less metal, and a lot more prog rock if anything.

One of several reasons I've yet to see them live.

Very true!  I like Tool but when I meet most Tool fans I'm usually ashamed to admit I like the same band

[seas of luck]

ive been listening to tool for years, and i still really like 'em... although maynard produces nothing but shit outside of the band. but standing in line before their shows is like brain torture. tool fans have to be the most mindless drones on the planet. its like they complete missed the point that the band is trying to convey. theyre just a-typical metal heads going to see a band thats a lot less metal, and a lot more prog rock if anything.

Yawn.  Name one popular band that is good that doesn't have an army of dumbass fans.  When I saw Tool in 2007 I saw a few people wearing Residents, Frank Zappa, and *shock* even Melvins shirts.  The bigger the band the more dumbasses will come out.  I imagine seeing Pink Floyd or Nirvana would have been a nightmare.

[Like Stee]

ive been listening to tool for years, and i still really like 'em... although maynard produces nothing but shit outside of the band. but standing in line before their shows is like brain torture. tool fans have to be the most mindless drones on the planet. its like they complete missed the point that the band is trying to convey. theyre just a-typical metal heads going to see a band thats a lot less metal, and a lot more prog rock if anything.

Yawn.  Name one popular band that is good that doesn't have an army of dumbass fans.  When I saw Tool in 2007 I saw a few people wearing Residents, Frank Zappa, and *shock* even Melvins shirts.  The bigger the band the more dumbasses will come out.  I imagine seeing Pink Floyd or Nirvana would have been a nightmare.

Yep.  Some real strange folks show up at the Zappa Plays Zappa shows, but then I guess you have to be a bit off to like Zappa (or for that matter most music I like).  Nirvana fans would have been bad, but Primus shows have always been pretty terrible.  Used to just be lots of college meathead jock types, but now Les Claypool attracts all those knuckledraggers plus the hippy jam band contingency, which is a lethal combo of morons.

I definitely keep it fairly quiet that I'm into Tool in most circles.  It's a private thing.

[the ether bunny]

youre right. whenever i see ween, its like being surrounded by a bunch of college boy dropouts.

[seas of luck]

ive been listening to tool for years, and i still really like 'em... although maynard produces nothing but shit outside of the band. but standing in line before their shows is like brain torture. tool fans have to be the most mindless drones on the planet. its like they complete missed the point that the band is trying to convey. theyre just a-typical metal heads going to see a band thats a lot less metal, and a lot more prog rock if anything.

Yawn.  Name one popular band that is good that doesn't have an army of dumbass fans.  When I saw Tool in 2007 I saw a few people wearing Residents, Frank Zappa, and *shock* even Melvins shirts.  The bigger the band the more dumbasses will come out.  I imagine seeing Pink Floyd or Nirvana would have been a nightmare.

Yep.  Some real strange folks show up at the Zappa Plays Zappa shows, but then I guess you have to be a bit off to like Zappa (or for that matter most music I like).  Nirvana fans would have been bad, but Primus shows have always been pretty terrible.  Used to just be lots of college meathead jock types, but now Les Claypool attracts all those knuckledraggers plus the hippy jam band contingency, which is a lethal combo of morons.

I definitely keep it fairly quiet that I'm into Tool in most circles.  It's a private thing.

Come to think of it I was actually more irritated with the hippies at the Les Claypool show than the Tool fans.  Oh well, that's life.