MELVINS, TOOL, IPECAC RECORDS

[glen]

TOOL rock the house

show me how much I value your opinion.  throw a track at me that'll sink a hook in.

ready... GO!

Wity retort........FAIL

no wit intended.  so damn, I must be good.

for real rand.   try me.    guide me to the path of tool-nation. where do I begin? 

[FartLips]

TOOL rock the house

show me how much I value your opinion.  throw a track at me that'll sink a hook in.

ready... GO!

Wity retort........FAIL

no wit intended.  so damn, I must be good.

for real rand.   try me.    guide me to the path of tool-nation. where do I begin? 

a perfect circle.

[Kolonel Kurtz Kobain]

I defer to Melvins fanboy-in-chief Adam Jones who most highly recommends Tool and Melvins for your musical enjoyment needs.
Adam writes monster riffs, Danny is a brilliant creative drummer, Justin a superb lead bassist, Maynard writes good melody lines and sings well in the studio.
Buzz writes monster riffs for 4, 5 and 6-string guitar, Dale a genius stellar drummer who understands guitar.
Both bands are greater than the sum of their parts.
Either one can do without vocals as far as I am concerned.
Begin with The Patient, if you must.
...
Hey, y'all....come on out to the tour...especially the headlining shows.....don't let The Pansy Down Division scare you off, and line Walsby's pockets !

[FartLips]

funny how you limited maynard to "sings well in the studio".

[Kolonel Kurtz Kobain]

funny how you limited maynard to "sings well in the studio".

That's not Maynard live....it's a double.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gew0hERB2Lo

[FartLips]

funny how you limited maynard to "sings well in the studio".

That's not Maynard live....it's a double.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gew0hERB2Lo

how that correlates, i don't wanna know.

[Kolonel Kurtz Kobain]

funny how you limited maynard to "sings well in the studio".

That's not Maynard live....it's a double.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gew0hERB2Lo

how that correlates, i don't wanna know.

Hey, y'all....come on out to the tour...especially the headlining shows.....don't let The Pansy Down Division scare you off, and line Walsby's pockets !
Is Maynard hetero?

[FartLips]

funny how you limited maynard to "sings well in the studio".

That's not Maynard live....it's a double.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gew0hERB2Lo

how that correlates, i don't wanna know.

Hey, y'all....come on out to the tour...especially the headlining shows.....don't let The Pansy Down Division scare you off, and line Walsby's pockets !
Is Maynard hetero?

the tour needed to come here. the melvins have always had great crowds.

[Kolonel Kurtz Kobain]

"the tour needed to come here. the melvins have always had great crowds."

Nashville is good indeed....except for the time Deutrom and I got arrested.

[FartLips]

"the tour needed to come here. the melvins have always had great crowds."

Nashville is good indeed....except for the time Deutrom and I got arrested.

now tell me that story.

[Kolonel Kurtz Kobain]

"the tour needed to come here. the melvins have always had great crowds."

Nashville is good indeed....except for the time Deutrom and I got arrested.

now tell me that story.

Hey, y'all....come on out to the tour...especially the headlining shows.....don't let The Pansy Down Division scare you off, and line Walsby's pockets !
DANAVA (pronounced as in Donovan) comin' at ya, baby....
http://www.myspace.com/danava

[glen]

tik purchased for detroit.
well give down a chance only as a show of respect to the one and only melvins.
will give tool another chance with a new approach based upon rand.
the patient it is.

but why is it maynard james keenan?  people who go by full names aren't starting off well with me.

[perusha]

TOOL rock the house

show me how much I value your opinion.  throw a track at me that'll sink a hook in.

ready... GO!

Wity retort........FAIL

no wit intended.  so damn, I must be good.

for real rand.   try me.    guide me to the path of tool-nation. where do I begin? 

I'll give it a shot.  Full disclosure...major Melvins fan since pre-Bullhead.  I'm fine with Tool.  Don't love them or hate them and over the years have become wayyyyyyyyy bored with them.
Anyway...the first time I heard Stinkfist I swear to you my first thought was..."Adam's been listening to some Melvins recently..."  This was '96 before any real link with the band had occurred (tour support, etc...).
Anyway, that's the best I have.

[perusha]

tik purchased for detroit.
well give down a chance only as a show of respect to the one and only melvins.
will give tool another chance with a new approach based upon rand.
the patient it is.

but why is it maynard james keenan?  people who go by full names aren't starting off well with me.

That is funny.  You know he must regret the whole "Maynard" moniker now.  Like a really, really bad tattoo.  Oh wait...he has one of those too...

[Kolonel Kurtz Kobain]

tik purchased for detroit.
well give down a chance only as a show of respect to the one and only melvins.
will give tool another chance with a new approach based upon rand.
the patient it is.

but why is it maynard james keenan?  people who go by full names aren't starting off well with me.