Dutch Melvins article that suddenly makes sense, thanks to Google Translator!

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For your reading pleasure.

The text below contains both all Dutch as English sentences, but if you click the link below, some magic behind the screens will make sure to hide all the funny words. Please mention your favorite Dutch word(s) in your response.

* Ok, since the text has doubled in size now and the original article was quite lengthy already, I'm only going to post the beginning here instead of cutting it up, so everyone, make sure to click the link for the full circus.

"Find a R

[turnacus]

I know English and german, but damn, Dutch don't make but a lick a sense.

[FartLips]

now i know how people feel when i go on one of my political rants.

[Windshield]

Now translate it into Korean then English again.

[erin]

I know English and german, but damn, Dutch don't make but a lick a sense.

german... nice. i should know german. i have pennsylvania dutch ancestry. instead, i know spanish. 

[dijk cheese]

I know English and german, but damn, Dutch don't make but a lick a sense.

german... nice. i should know german. i have pennsylvania dutch ancestry.

somthing there doesnt add up

[erin]

I know English and german, but damn, Dutch don't make but a lick a sense.

german... nice. i should know german. i have pennsylvania dutch ancestry.

somthing there doesnt add up

pennsylvania dutch are german people who immigrated to PA around lancaster and they spoke a dialect of german.

[dijk cheese]

ok, but wouldn't that make them german if there from germany?

[anaconda]

dutch as derived from deutsche

[dijk cheese]

is that the answer for the question above, or the general term dutch to describe people from netherlands?
be strange if its true for the latter part...
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[FartLips]

dutch as derived from douche

[cara]

And there, below or through becoming King Buzzo, whose voice in me over the years has become as dear as that of my neighbor: "Milk maid dud bean / Master a load a head / Pill pop a dope a well run general hash pump a gonna led.

oh... yes... i see....

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Here's some info (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietsch), although it s confusing, especially when I was a kid:

English:     Dutch:
Germany   Duitsland
Dutch         Nederlands

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dutch as derived from douche

Aaaaand we're on your level again, nicely done.

[FartLips]

thanks! it was DEVASTATING!!!!!!!!