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Re: Buzz & his dogs
« Reply #30 on: June 21, 2009, 01:07:32 PM »
he lives on the top of a hill and has a two year old car. got that, glenny?
hes owned the car for two years. who knows how old the car itself is.
if your trying to find buzz just look him up in the phoen book. im sure hes listed. :P
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Re: Buzz & his dogs
« Reply #31 on: June 21, 2009, 03:46:44 PM »
shut your fart lips.

i wonder if dale has pets...

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Re: Buzz & his dogs
« Reply #32 on: June 21, 2009, 07:38:10 PM »
he lives on the top of a hill and has a two year old car. got that, glenny?
hes owned the car for two years. who knows how old the car itself is.
if your trying to find buzz just look him up in the phoen book. im sure hes listed. :P
what's a phoen book? is that some new obama thing?
whats an obama? is that some sort of new Harper thing?

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Re: Buzz & his dogs
« Reply #33 on: June 21, 2009, 08:49:03 PM »
shut your fart lips.

i wonder if dale has crabs...

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Re: Buzz & his dogs
« Reply #34 on: June 22, 2009, 06:15:39 AM »
cappy's got a mouthful of crabs?  I thought he just went to red lobster.
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Re: Buzz & his dogs
« Reply #35 on: June 22, 2009, 07:59:37 AM »
he lives on the top of a hill and has a two year old car. got that, glenny?

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Re: Buzz & his dogs
« Reply #36 on: June 22, 2009, 09:12:14 AM »
shut your fart lips.

i wonder if dale has pets...
I believe Dale said he got a new cat while they were recording The Maggot, hence the coughing you hear throughout.
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Re: Buzz & his dogs
« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2009, 02:18:52 PM »
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Buzz isn't allowed to own a cat after Animal rights activists spotted the inlay photo from Bullhead where a poor defenceless moggy was being held up by it's tail.  Such wanton cruelty is a federal offence in the state of California.  Honestly.

i always thought he was banned from a barber shop.........

that was too easy.

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Re: Buzz & his dogs
« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2009, 02:20:43 PM »
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Buzz isn't allowed to own a cat after Animal rights activists spotted the inlay photo from Bullhead where a poor defenceless moggy was being held up by it's tail.  Such wanton cruelty is a federal offence in the state of California.  Honestly.

i always thought he was banned from a barber shop.........

that was too easy.
he was banned from pants.
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Re: Buzz & his dogs
« Reply #39 on: June 23, 2009, 07:23:21 PM »
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he was banned from pants.

he was band from acoustic guitars.

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Re: Buzz & his dogs
« Reply #40 on: June 23, 2009, 09:48:46 PM »
Buzz isn't allowed to own a cat after Animal rights activists spotted the inlay photo from Bullhead where a poor defenceless moggy was being held up by it's tail.  Such wanton cruelty is a federal offence in the state of California.  Honestly.

Lori Black is a major animal rights activist...ASPCA volunteer and supporter.
For some reason that cat liked being held up by its tail.
A federal offense would be so in any state....not just California.
They had some other cats when they lived in S.F. but they likely got eaten by immigrants, as is typical there.
Has anyone ever seen a stray cat in S.F.? Dogs are hard to come across as well.

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Re: Buzz & his dogs
« Reply #41 on: June 23, 2009, 10:12:08 PM »
that pic from ozma is one of my favorite melvins pics of all time
(gives me a good idea for halloween) dale looks soooo rad.
i have tight light pants like he's wearing...i need to find a striped shirt, nice beads and wrist band.
what color do you think the shirt could be?  i need to start this shit early.

i have never done that to a cat though, it's a pretty big cat too so i'm sure it's plenty more dangerous to attempt
is it possible to dislocate the tail?  it's an extension of the spine so i don't know if it could but maybe it can.
the cat doesn't seem to be freaking out in the pic, so perhaps she's done it before
i'm rambling.

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Re: Buzz & his dogs
« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2009, 11:13:57 PM »
Buzz isn't allowed to own a cat after Animal rights activists spotted the inlay photo from Bullhead where a poor defenceless moggy was being held up by it's tail.  Such wanton cruelty is a federal offence in the state of California.  Honestly.

Lori Black is a major animal rights activist...ASPCA volunteer and supporter.
For some reason that cat liked being held up by its tail.
A federal offense would be so in any state....not just California.
They had some other cats when they lived in S.F. but they likely got eaten by immigrants, as is typical there.
Has anyone ever seen a stray cat in S.F.? Dogs are hard to come across as well.

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Re: Buzz & his dogs
« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2009, 11:19:08 PM »
shut your fart lips.

i wonder if dale has crabs...

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Re: Buzz & his dogs
« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2009, 11:22:10 PM »
Friday?

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