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Re: reasons for Melvins' bass players being fired
« Reply #45 on: August 31, 2009, 05:16:04 PM »
I've never understood why the Melvins don't record a studio album with Trevor Dunn. He is obviously an amazing bass player and would bring a lot to the band musically.
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Re: reasons for Melvins' bass players being fired
« Reply #46 on: August 31, 2009, 06:03:56 PM »
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Re: reasons for Melvins' bass players being fired
« Reply #47 on: August 31, 2009, 08:39:16 PM »
It's my dream to one day be fired from the Melvins.

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Re: reasons for Melvins' bass players being fired
« Reply #48 on: August 31, 2009, 11:39:55 PM »
It's my dream to one day be fired from the Melvins.

yeah, it makes me want to learn how to play bass so I can try out for them and hopefully get fired
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Re: reasons for Melvins' bass players being fired
« Reply #49 on: September 01, 2009, 12:40:07 AM »
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Re: reasons for Melvins' bass players being fired
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Re: reasons for Melvins' bass players being fired
« Reply #51 on: September 01, 2009, 02:08:15 PM »
cute girl. nice pose... but maybe it would be better if she was just wearing the bass guitar?

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Re: reasons for Melvins' bass players being fired
« Reply #52 on: September 01, 2009, 03:57:40 PM »
cute girl. nice pose... but maybe it would be better if she was just wearing the bass guitar?


no kidding.

i wonder if if she doesnt know how to stand up straight at all. like a disfigurement of sorts. (for lack of a better word by all means.)
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Re: reasons for Melvins' bass players being fired
« Reply #53 on: September 01, 2009, 04:04:42 PM »
cute girl. nice pose... but maybe it would be better if she was just wearing the bass guitar?


no kidding.

i wonder if if she doesnt know how to stand up straight at all. like a disfigurement of sorts. (for lack of a better word by all means.)
It's too bad her music is no good.
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Re: reasons for Melvins' bass players being fired
« Reply #54 on: September 01, 2009, 04:12:59 PM »
cute girl. nice pose... but maybe it would be better if she was just wearing the bass guitar?


no kidding.

i wonder if if she doesnt know how to stand up straight at all. like a disfigurement of sorts. (for lack of a better word by all means.)
It's too bad her music is no good.

i actually right clicked the image to see who broad was and saw "mindless self indulgence". its sad but true butthole boy.
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Re: reasons for Melvins' bass players being fired
« Reply #55 on: September 01, 2009, 05:29:32 PM »
How did I know that I would learn absolutely nothing from this thread...

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Re: reasons for Melvins' bass players being fired
« Reply #56 on: September 01, 2009, 05:37:12 PM »
How did I know that I would learn absolutely nothing from this thread...

you have psychic abilities?
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Re: reasons for Melvins' bass players being fired
« Reply #57 on: September 02, 2009, 09:20:30 AM »
I still feel sorry for Kevin.  Even if he drank too much or took whatever drugs he was supposed to have taken he was still a professional.  It's ok to have junkies in bands as long as they get the job done. 
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Re: reasons for Melvins' bass players being fired
« Reply #58 on: September 02, 2009, 09:31:05 AM »
I still feel sorry for Kevin.  Even if he drank too much or took whatever drugs he was supposed to have taken he was still a professional.  It's ok to have junkies in bands as long as they get the job done. 
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Re: reasons for Melvins' bass players being fired
« Reply #59 on: September 02, 2009, 12:16:15 PM »
I've never understood why the Melvins don't record a studio album with Trevor Dunn. He is obviously an amazing bass player and would bring a lot to the band musically.

Trevor Dunn had the chance to join the melvins didnt he?  but didnt want to move to L.A. or something. its in one of the many interviews on this forum.