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stay on topic please, this is the 'how to wipe your ass properly' thread.
unless the Melvins completely sell out and go in a mainstream commercial direction, I don't care what the new album sounds like. I would prefer heav and noisy but I will take what I can get
Somebody's feeling saucy today.
Quote from: Uncle Fester on December 29, 2009, 05:43:16 AMstay on topic please, this is the 'how to wipe your ass properly' thread.if it sounds like ASA or NWB I suppose a few select individuals will incorporate said disk in Fessy's new topic.did I just say that?I speak not for myself.
My latest predictions... from the offices of Clear ChannelQuoteThe Melvins are going to make another multi artist collaborative album; not unlike The Crybaby but taken in a new & different direction. Buzz & Dale have long been awaiting the chance to work with some of these fine artists, and boy were we wonderfully surprised with the fresh new sound that you can't wait to hear!!Join me as we look at the exciting hot artists on the new album and what they plan to do to 'bring it'!! QuoteKenny G joins the gang for an uplifting catchy tune with a bit of an 'urban' vibe to it, a hot little number called 'Splashin' through Puddles'Billy Joel takes it to another level when he adds the pearly ivories to the band's sound when they play 'Driving around Town'Phil Collins brings his kit to the show to rock alongside Dale & Coady for a 3 drummer extravaganza called 'Dont wait for me, I'll catch up in a sec'You have never heard a more rockin' version of Lionel Richie's 'Hello (is it me your looking for) until you hear him work his magic with the gang!Rod Stewart is at his best here with a new hit called 'Dont forget about Me'The Melvins help R. Kelly finish the story with the lost episodes of 'Trapped in the Closet'. Not to be missed.Michael Bolton adds his golden tenor vocals to a smash called 'Lotion Music'We couldn't gett all of them, but at least we got Barry & Robin Gibb as we round third base on the album with a slow number called 'The years have not been kind'The album slides home with a finish worthy of a standing ovation as they tear up 'Danger Zone' with the great Kenny LogginsQuoteThis new take on adult contemporary is undoubtably going to be one of the best Melvins releases of all time
The Melvins are going to make another multi artist collaborative album; not unlike The Crybaby but taken in a new & different direction. Buzz & Dale have long been awaiting the chance to work with some of these fine artists, and boy were we wonderfully surprised with the fresh new sound that you can't wait to hear!!Join me as we look at the exciting hot artists on the new album and what they plan to do to 'bring it'!!
Kenny G joins the gang for an uplifting catchy tune with a bit of an 'urban' vibe to it, a hot little number called 'Splashin' through Puddles'Billy Joel takes it to another level when he adds the pearly ivories to the band's sound when they play 'Driving around Town'Phil Collins brings his kit to the show to rock alongside Dale & Coady for a 3 drummer extravaganza called 'Dont wait for me, I'll catch up in a sec'You have never heard a more rockin' version of Lionel Richie's 'Hello (is it me your looking for) until you hear him work his magic with the gang!Rod Stewart is at his best here with a new hit called 'Dont forget about Me'The Melvins help R. Kelly finish the story with the lost episodes of 'Trapped in the Closet'. Not to be missed.Michael Bolton adds his golden tenor vocals to a smash called 'Lotion Music'We couldn't gett all of them, but at least we got Barry & Robin Gibb as we round third base on the album with a slow number called 'The years have not been kind'The album slides home with a finish worthy of a standing ovation as they tear up 'Danger Zone' with the great Kenny Loggins
This new take on adult contemporary is undoubtably going to be one of the best Melvins releases of all time
Glen is giving out ass-wiping advice?
Quote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 26, 2009, 08:35:46 PMGlen is giving out ass-wiping advice? Front to back? or back to front? i can never figure out wich way to do it
seriously?
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on December 30, 2009, 02:54:13 PMseriously? uhhh no, i was just really really high when i did that.
Quote from: grays harbor mafia on December 30, 2009, 02:56:10 PMQuote from: bUTTHOLEmAN on December 26, 2009, 08:35:46 PMGlen is giving out ass-wiping advice? Front to back? or back to front? i can never figure out wich way to do itrelax.go with what works best for you.if you walk away feeling ship-shape and skid free you're doing okay.its the end means that are crucial here.
