CONJ where you been?!
I heard Chicken Switch and was so overcome with disappointment that I tried heroin for the first time. I developed quite a habit, lost my job, my family and my home. I entered rehab. It was tough at first I must admit but one night I had an epiphany, a misty, kind faced figure appeared before me and told me he was a servant of God named GrandMasterEmoJuan. He told me to change my ways, change my name and go forth to preach the good word of Ministry and Godflesh so here I am.
Thanks for your concern Uncle Fester. It moved me.