A source very close to me says *Melvins spoilers*

[EricAdams]

The Melvins will be touring with Job for a Cowboy this tour.  Sound strange?  Well the new album will be HEAVY, but more in a Venomous Concept type way and nothing like The Maggot, Lysol, or GPT.  This is what Buzz meant when he said it's not your idea of out of left field.  This should be interesting.

Have I lied to you before?

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Who's your source?!?

p.s. When's Manowar going to tour again?

[glen]

and by Job For A Cowboy you mean Totimoshi right?

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Hey Eric Adams!  Don't leave me!   I promise I'll change! 

[Chomas]

I hope this is true about the heaviness.

[Mad Arab]

I don't believe it.

[Chomas]

jeez buddy why?  a guest means they are a guest of the melvins, visiting the board, show some respect.   

[Defty]

well....as much as I don't want to believe him the Down rumor ended up being true. Remember that craziness? The Melvins playing better than Job For a Cowboy, while possibly making fun of them, seems like something they would do. Maybe someone from JFAC is a fan or friend and asked them to do it. If so though, what a downhill slide. All you Down haters are going to long for them if this ends up happening..

[M i C H e L L e]

I'm totally open to this because it guarantees an AZ date, since Jobblahblahblah is from Phoenix. I saw them years ago, and couldn't really get into them, and I thought their name was ridiculous. 

[Bitches of Copacabana]

and I thought their name was ridiculous. 

Handjob for a Cowboy.  'nuff said.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Handjob for a nude cowboy with boots?

[molotov]

Handjob for a nude cowboy with boots?

Handjob for a nude cowboy with boots who's loving a senile animal with his friend the bootlicker who's a total prick and a crybaby-retard.

[Captain CoryCory]

If they're headlining, I'll care. And they should. The Melvins are great. JFAC are the worst band you could play "Name That Tune" with. And they suck.

If not, I'll be going to see them play another rushed set and leave the shitty headliner to the meatheads.

[Bitches of Copacabana]

Handjob for a nude cowboy with boots?

Handjob for a nude cowboy with boots who's loving a senile animal with his friend the bootlicker who's a total prick and a crybaby-retard.

...while drinking eggnog on a gluey porch?

[Juan]

Handjob for a nude cowboy with boots?

How about Boobjob For A Cowby?