A source very close to me says *Melvins spoilers*

[MALMIFICUS]

The Melvins will be touring with Job for a Cowboy this tour.  Sound strange?  Well the new album will be HEAVY, but more in a Venomous Concept type way and nothing like The Maggot, Lysol, or GPT.  This is what Buzz meant when he said it's not your idea of out of left field.  This should be interesting.

Have I lied to you before?

[cara]

My sources say the Melvins will be touring with Lady Gaga. When they said their new album was going to be "different" they meant in a "lets write pop songs and not wear pants" kind of way. (Dale already has that part covered)

[Chomas]

Buzz won't work with hermies.

[(the) Razor]

If the guitar sounds anything like Whole Buy Bully, then I'd give it the stamp of approval. Show us what you've got Buzz! 

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

WHO IS MALMIFICUS?!?!?!

[(the) Razor]

Male. 29. American. From Portland, Oregon.

Possibly Caucasian and possibly the drummer for the band Jackson Crook.

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

Male. 29. American. From Portland, Oregon.

Possibly Caucasian and possibly the drummer for the band Jackson Crook.

Hanz needs to investigate!

[Idlehanz]

Male. 29. American. From Portland, Oregon.

Possibly Caucasian and possibly the drummer for the band Jackson Crook.

Hanz needs to investigate!

I'll get out my magnifying glass and pipe and be on my way to wander the rainy streets of Portland right now!  I'll report back in 5 seconds.

[Idlehanz]

Male. 29. American. From Portland, Oregon.

Possibly Caucasian and possibly the drummer for the band Jackson Crook.

Hanz needs to investigate!

I'll get out my magnifying glass and pipe and be on my way to wander the rainy streets of Portland right now!  I'll report back in 5 seconds.

Can't find him, don't know who the fuck it is.  Sorry, I tried.


I'm curious too, but he will never reveal himself, so I'm not gonna worry.  But he was right about the Down tour......

[(the) Razor]

I'm available.

For a price. No cash. Melvins merch only.

[MALMIFICUS]

Dear Razor,
Jackson Crook was back in my Boston days, how do you know this about me??? If you know Jackson Crook you must know my current portland band. EH?

[Idlehanz]

Google.

[(the) Razor]

yes, "MALMIFICUS" in google only like returns one result. Which is good. I'd be worried if your username returned a thousand message boards where you were posting rumours...I guess.

[MALMIFICUS]

Jackson Crook was my first rock playing band, its kind of wacked in my option. I currently play drums for Mongoloid Village and yes its raining alot in NO PO today Idlehanz

[Idlehanz]

Jackson Crook was my first rock playing band, its kind of wacked in my option. I currently play drums for Mongoloid Village and yes its raining alot in NO PO today Idlehanz

Creepy, you live that close to me huh?

Ever heard of Iommi Stubbs?