.......if a Melvins documentary ever happened, what should be in it?

[Chief Ten Beers]

Narration by Neil Hamburger.

[Uncle Fester]

YES!

[dead mike]

Selma Blair as Lorax.

[Mad Arab]

I would want their documentary to be like the ridiculous Metallica documentary where their former bass players share their "feelings" about being kicked out. I would want Buzz to say that his doctor only allows him to record with the rest of the band for a couple of hours.

[dijk cheese]

i'd be happy with a day in the life of glen with quick snaps of kev's grind.
and yes, neil hamburger's commentary.

[cantona]

That all you people have to offer??? Should be easy then......

[GrimReaper]

Cheers

[cantona]

Maybe Goodtimes should make a movie about them..........he's well connected

[MeddlingCrybaby]

Maybe Goodtimes should make a movie about them..........he's well connected

Who is this?  It's either Moss or Richard's wife.  No one else is this fascinated with Goodtimes.

[RichieGoodtimes]

I'm not married.

[Dudbean]

I'm not married.

You're too punk. You told us all about it.

You're 34.

[RichieGoodtimes]

I am not married. I was engaged but I no longer am. I'm gonna get all teary.

I am 34!

I don't know you but in the reality I'm working with here I've decided that you're a virgin.

Also...

If the board is flipped, the game is completed. There are no winners.

Flip the board.

[Mad Arab]

A collaboration with Matt Groening making a documentary only episode of The Simpsons w/Melvins characters. Nelson Muntz and Ralph Wiggum could be a Melvins superfans.

[MeddlingCrybaby]

I want to see the Melvins reading this forum, and commenting on the people that post.  Oh Cara, she's such a so and so.  Oh Buick, he's such a so and so.  Oh look at that post by Glen, he's such a so and so.

[Buick GN]

glen is a banana, not a so and so.

Get it straight.