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Re: The Bride Screamed Murder
« Reply #210 on: March 18, 2010, 01:25:00 PM »
I thought groupies were supposed to love everything a band does?  :-k

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« Reply #211 on: March 18, 2010, 01:46:33 PM »
I know Cantona. He knows Moss, too.

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« Reply #212 on: March 18, 2010, 01:49:18 PM »
Cantona is the janitor at the music studio?  :cheers:
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« Reply #213 on: March 18, 2010, 02:00:52 PM »
I know Cantona. He knows Moss, too.
Nobody believes anything we say on this bored thing - why is that Goodtimes?
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« Reply #214 on: March 18, 2010, 02:09:12 PM »
We don't hate you, we just think you're full of shit. Don't take it personally.  :)

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« Reply #215 on: March 18, 2010, 02:18:45 PM »
Yeah, it's impossible that are actually people out there that know these Melvins guys.  And who are fans of their music and might show on the board.  You don't exist.
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« Reply #216 on: March 18, 2010, 02:52:40 PM »
Where's Plucky when you need her?  I'm sure she'd have realized by now that cantona is Buzz himself!  Don't you all see?  canatona backwards is anotanac, which is latin for....

Ok, I got nothin.  Carry on.

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« Reply #217 on: March 18, 2010, 03:01:41 PM »
Besides, Moss has this foxy looking lady that sometimes accompanies him to shows.  This Cantona fellow, I'm not sure if he's the type to have a foxy woman.
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Re: The Bride Screamed Murder
« Reply #218 on: March 18, 2010, 04:17:47 PM »
i heard the new album in my dream this morning
it sounded like a lounge jazz version of gluey porch treatments

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« Reply #219 on: March 18, 2010, 05:09:42 PM »
This Cantona chick doesn't know Moss.

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Re: The Bride Screamed Murder
« Reply #220 on: March 19, 2010, 05:00:20 AM »
oh yeah?  well I once played pool with sylmenstra hymen.

is that worth anything?
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Re: The Bride Screamed Murder
« Reply #221 on: March 19, 2010, 08:16:51 AM »
she was cool. they haven't had her in the show the last few tours though.  :(

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« Reply #222 on: March 19, 2010, 08:18:04 AM »
oh yeah?  well I once played pool with sylmenstra hymen.

is that worth anything?

Who won?

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Re: The Bride Screamed Murder
« Reply #223 on: March 19, 2010, 10:04:32 AM »
oh yeah?  well I once played pool with sylmenstra hymen.

is that worth anything?

Who won?

you kiddin?!?!  I let her win.

you think I got the balls to defeat and enrage her?

you know something though? shes not as good looking as you might expect her to be without the make-up.
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Re: The Bride Screamed Murder
« Reply #224 on: March 19, 2010, 10:13:51 AM »
sans makeup: