Pigs of the Roman Empire

[benton netty]

yeah it surely is!

im not posting jack shit in this thred anymore, its become a childish competition about whos the biggest asshole...

and i didnt even know i was competing, but now i know someone else has won, so stick a fork in me im done.

tony, get some manners...

no, this has gotten really old. klump posts something stupid, and then he posts something stupid, and then he posts something stupid...

i have manners. but why would i show them to a person who repeatedly challenges me? you're a bigger moron than i thought.

[anaconda]

tony:

we get alot of people through here, and alot of them talk alot of
big stories, when theyre called on it, the majority are liars, very
few are legit. i know where you fit in now.

when i called you on your claim of "years and years of recordings"
you became hostile because youre full of shit. that's fine. we now know
youre a big talker with nothing to back it up.

with respect,
anaconda

[Reverend Ebeneezer]

tony:


when i called you on your claim of "years and years of recordings"
you became hostile because youre full of shit.

He didn't become just hostile 'Conda. He became FUCKING HOSTILE!
























See what I did there?

[anaconda]

rev, i'm trying to keep it civil here. you should see the PM he sent me.
(no, i will not share it with anyone. my word is my word. even to tony.)

[Reverend Ebeneezer]

rev, i'm trying to keep it civil here. you should see the PM he sent me.
(no, i will not share it with anyone. my word is my word. even to tony.)

Ahhhhh...sometimes immaturity can be fun. In any case, the guy's already told people variously to plant a smacker on his rump and violate themselves...one little jibe can't hurt.

[FartLips]

rev, i'm trying to keep it civil here. you should see the PM he sent me.
(no, i will not share it with anyone. my word is my word. even to tony.)

did he want toj be your boyfriend?

[benton netty]

rev, i'm trying to keep it civil here. you should see the PM he sent me.
(no, i will not share it with anyone. my word is my word. even to tony.)

see, this is exactly what i knew you would do.

let me save you all the trouble of wondering what my PM said -- essentially, i told anaconda that i didn't appreciate him writing to me and accusing me of being full of shit, and that because he acted like such a dick, he could forget about me giving him access to music i've made, and that i realized that it doesn't fucking matter anyway. that, my friends, is why i became hostile towards him.

i don't feel like i need to justify my opinion. i am a musician (since when is that a "big story," by the way?), and i've made tons of albums (i've released five this year, with another two on the way), but there's no reason that i feel i need to prove this to anyone. take my word or don't. i don't care at all.

this all came about because i said i didn't like "pigs" and then mentioned at some point that i make my own music, and now a few people are on my ass, trying to get me to point them in the direction of music i've made. which would be retarded, because that would be me setting myself up.

my music could be great or it could be shitty. it doesn't matter. it has no bearing on my opinion. i don't require that other people send me their music or a list of their favorite bands, because it has nothing to do with anything.

[FartLips]

dudes you have to leave vinnie paul...er i mean, tony, alone.  its been hard since panter....  er i mean, his last band broke up.  say hi to dimebag for me!

[benton netty]

dudes you have to leave vinnie paul...er i mean, tony, alone.  its been hard since panter....  er i mean, his last band broke up.  say hi to dimebag for me!

okay, seriously, what's the deal with the pantera talk? are you trying to be funny by insinuating that i'm a big pantera fan? it's not funny, though, because i've already said that i like albums like prick and honky, which would seem to show that i'm not some total metalhead that doesn't understand experimental music. and which also makes your attempts at "humor" completely nonsensical and of no meaning.

[Reverend Ebeneezer]

i've made tons of albums (i've released five this year, with another two on the way),

I thought Frank's sons were named Dweezil and Ahmet???

[benton netty]

i've made tons of albums (i've released five this year, with another two on the way),

I thought Frank's sons were named Dweezil and Ahmet???

so...dweezil and ahmet make a lot of music?

[FartLips]

i've made tons of albums (i've released five this year, with another two on the way),

I thought Frank's sons were named Dweezil and Ahmet???

what label are they on?  now i'm curious and want to hear it.

[Reverend Ebeneezer]

so...dweezil and ahmet make a lot of music?

Hereditarily, I'd say they'd likely be prolific. 'Course I can't back that up but you don't care, right?

[Galvano]

what's wrong with prick? umm, it's a load of horseshit, essentially.

Followed by....

it's not funny, though, because i've already said that i like albums like prick and honky, which would seem to show that i'm not some total metalhead that doesn't understand experimental music.

Make up your mind.
Also, can't you see, the majority of this board don't give a fuck, why keep arguing with 2-3 people. Like you said, you don't have to prove anything.

For the others, just give it a rest, this is going nowhere.

[benton netty]

what's wrong with prick? umm, it's a load of horseshit, essentially.

Followed by....

it's not funny, though, because i've already said that i like albums like prick and honky, which would seem to show that i'm not some total metalhead that doesn't understand experimental music.

Make up your mind.
Also, can't you see, the majority of this board don't give a fuck, why keep arguing with 2-3 people. Like you said, you don't have to prove anything.

For the others, just give it a rest, this is going nowhere.

actually, you totally got me, there. i don't know how i managed to say those two things.

to clarify: the truth is, i like prick AND i think it's a load of horseshit. i think it's a joke album, and for that, it serves its purpose. but it's also got a couple of great songs on it, like "larry," which i know i've mentioned. so, it's not my favorite melvins album, not even close, but i like it for what it is, which is a load of total horseshit.    

honky isn't horseshit at all, so i should say that i like that album a ton. but it is one of their weirder albums, so it gets thrown in with prick and colossus from time to time by people.

but, yeah, this really is going nowhere. i don't like the album, others do. it doesn't matter if i've sold a million albums or two, my opinion is still my opinion and everyone else's is everyone else's. but, hey, if people write things to me and challenge me, i'm going to answer them.

i really should've just been like a lot of the others here and sucked the melvins' poles over this and just gone on about how genius the record is and what a "step forward" it is for them. ass kissing is okay, apparently, but if you dislike something they do, the problem is YOU and your record collection, i guess.

whatever. pantera forever!