Melvins is Gay

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rollingrocker92

#60
July 28, 2015, 01:36:56 PM
Oh god, i just read a first page of this site and couln't stop laughing for like a few minutes.


QuoteMelvins is gay cuz they keep changing they bass player, and you want know why they keep changin?
A:  Cuz King faggot and dale crover's assholes is so loose, everytime they get a new bass player it's cuz theyget a bigger penised bass player everytime so they assholes don't get so loose so quickly.  Also the bass players ain't know that they ganna be raping King faggot all day long on they tours, and they get pissed and this makes for tension within the band.



Classic.

:lol:

meezer

#61
July 28, 2015, 04:58:32 PM
Quote from: rollingrocker92 on July 28, 2015, 01:36:56 PM
Oh god, i just read a first page of this site and couln't stop laughing for like a few minutes.


QuoteMelvins is gay cuz they keep changing they bass player, and you want know why they keep changin?
A:  Cuz King faggot and dale crover's assholes is so loose, everytime they get a new bass player it's cuz theyget a bigger penised bass player everytime so they assholes don't get so loose so quickly.  Also the bass players ain't know that they ganna be raping King faggot all day long on they tours, and they get pissed and this makes for tension within the band.



Classic.

:lol:
Welcome. You do know Black Santa (an old school member here) has that as his signature, right?  :lol:
"Get off of our stage. If you want on this stage, get in show business." -King Buzzo
"Yeah, we don't come in the 7-11 where you work and get up on the counter." -Mark D
https://soundcloud.com/meezerpocalypse/nathalie-b20-driving-force-paploviante-cyclone-open-collab-meezerpocalypse-haboob-remix

blacksanta

#62
July 28, 2015, 05:05:07 PM
Indeed. I am so old school I remember this: http://egulphy.tripod.com/melvinsland.html
Also melvins is gay cuz some of their songs are just noise, i tell you this so you all don't buy albums and find out only one two songs is good on them.

meezer

#63
July 28, 2015, 05:07:48 PM
 :lol: excellent! I can feel the melvins is gay magic!  =D>
"Get off of our stage. If you want on this stage, get in show business." -King Buzzo
"Yeah, we don't come in the 7-11 where you work and get up on the counter." -Mark D
https://soundcloud.com/meezerpocalypse/nathalie-b20-driving-force-paploviante-cyclone-open-collab-meezerpocalypse-haboob-remix

(PAUL)

#64
July 28, 2015, 05:10:47 PM
I remember that site! Had quite a funny FAQ back in the day.
Hail, not fail.
PS:  fuck him.

blacksanta

#65
July 28, 2015, 05:16:28 PM


Also melvins is gay cuz some of their songs are just noise, i tell you this so you all don't buy albums and find out only one two songs is good on them.

deatheats

#66
July 28, 2015, 05:36:48 PM
Nice, Black Santa is in the house.  Long time no see!

blacksanta

#67
July 28, 2015, 05:45:59 PM
I had to see if I would be seeing Big Belvins, Melvins Lite, Melvins 1983, Melvins Acoustic Duo, Jellvins, Snivlem, Sawed Off, Lustmelvins or Butthole Melvins on Labor Day. Too many strands to keep straight in ol' Santa's head.
Also melvins is gay cuz some of their songs are just noise, i tell you this so you all don't buy albums and find out only one two songs is good on them.

deatheats

#68
July 29, 2015, 11:54:11 AM
Quote from: blacksanta on July 28, 2015, 05:45:59 PM
I had to see if I would be seeing Big Belvins, Melvins Lite, Melvins 1983, Melvins Acoustic Duo, Jellvins, Snivlem, Sawed Off, Lustmelvins or Butthole Melvins on Labor Day. Too many strands to keep straight in ol' Santa's head.

Sounds like we get Big Belvins!

Bro Hammer

#69
July 30, 2015, 10:04:44 PM
Quote from: blacksanta on July 28, 2015, 05:45:59 PM
I had to see if I would be seeing Big Belvins, Melvins Lite, Melvins 1983, Melvins Acoustic Duo, Jellvins, Snivlem, Sawed Off, Lustmelvins or Butthole Melvins on Labor Day. Too many strands to keep straight in ol' Santa's head.

:lol:
You know...I would kill to see them bring Lustmord out with them!

Sludgebaby

#70
July 31, 2015, 10:12:29 PM
My favourite is still:

Quote"hey you were right. the melvins is gay. i was at mcdonalds when i feel a hand stroke my ass. then i hear voice say "hey want to go to bathroom with me? i have cock lube!" it king assram too. he a sick pervert. he is a faggot your right i now appreciate your cause from jeff"

"Finely hte masses agree, they melvins gayness gein worledwide ceptance. funny thing- this guy din't say weather he got assrammed by king or not, my guess is yeah."
My favorite thing about Melvins is the goofy personality | These guys suck and Buzz is a pretentious hipster dork | This sounds nothing like Metallica. | Dales Dad was a drum, its in his blood. | King Buzzo's hair probably holds a lotta secrets | what the fuck is a stee? | Melvins as a way of life

Sludgebaby

#71
August 02, 2015, 01:25:29 AM
oh my gosh i found new proof that melvins is gay! I was rewatching this video and king buzzo says he's riding the D... we all know what that means...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyN9ZFhjdtM
My favorite thing about Melvins is the goofy personality | These guys suck and Buzz is a pretentious hipster dork | This sounds nothing like Metallica. | Dales Dad was a drum, its in his blood. | King Buzzo's hair probably holds a lotta secrets | what the fuck is a stee? | Melvins as a way of life

Bro Hammer

#72
August 02, 2015, 01:31:44 AM
Quote from: Sludgebaby on August 02, 2015, 01:25:29 AM
oh my gosh i found new proof that melvins is gay! I was rewatching this video and king buzzo says he's riding the D... we all know what that means...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyN9ZFhjdtM

:lol: Definitive proof, I'd say!
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