Bullhead vs. Faustino VII

Started by jules, February 13, 2012, 01:12:16 PM

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I put the CD of Bullhead on at exactly the same time as I cracked open a bottle of Faustino VII. That's red wine. Which will finish first?

Bullhead
5 (33.3%)
The Faustino
4 (26.7%)
They will both finish at exactly the same time
4 (26.7%)
I thought Faustino VII was a band just then
2 (13.3%)

Total Members Voted: 15

jules

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black stallion

never heard of Faustino wine,is it good? btw,i think at the Cow drum solo you'll be totally drunk
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jules

Quote from: black stallion on February 13, 2012, 01:21:28 PM
never heard of Faustino wine,is it good? btw,i think at the Cow drum solo you'll be totally drunk
Isshhhh verrrrgood. Yur ma b-b-b-b-est f-f-f-uckin mate, yur are...........(still on Boris...)

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Im gonna say Bullhead by a whisker!!!

Dumpster D


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I wonder who won the race?

Do you think Jules is still conscious?  :-k

jules

I'm ok, me and my friends are all busy counting the votes at the moment.

(((O)))

Quote from: jules on February 13, 2012, 03:35:25 PM
my friends are all busy counting the votes at the moment.
Have a recount if necessary.

suck poppet

I admit it, I was hoping faustino vii was david faustino's seventh rap album, but the internet says he only released one, what a shame.

David Faustino I Told Ya
What's that? Not me. Fuck that, I'm a cat.

buddy holiday

should be bullhead, otherwise you're downing that faustino too fast!
faustino is a good red wine (rioja) for a fair price....

jules

Quote from: buddy holiday on February 14, 2012, 03:01:35 AM
should be bullhead, otherwise you're downing that faustino too fast!
faustino is a good red wine (rioja) for a fair price....
Bullhead won by half a glass. I repeated the experiment immediately afterwards with the same results.

Tonight: Bombay Sapphire vs. Endless Residency.

buddy holiday

Quote from: jules on February 14, 2012, 03:18:53 AM
Quote from: buddy holiday on February 14, 2012, 03:01:35 AM
should be bullhead, otherwise you're downing that faustino too fast!
faustino is a good red wine (rioja) for a fair price....
Bullhead won by half a glass. I repeated the experiment immediately afterwards with the same results.

Tonight: Bombay Sapphire vs. Endless Residency.

hahaha... i think i have to set up such competitions too...  :lol:

jonE5

Quote from: buddy holiday on February 14, 2012, 03:01:35 AM
should be bullhead, otherwise you're downing that faustino too fast!
faustino is a good red wine (rioja) for a fair price....

Spanish wine is some of the best value for your money available.. I drink a lot of it myself

jules

Quote from: jonE5 on February 15, 2012, 12:44:43 AM
Quote from: buddy holiday on February 14, 2012, 03:01:35 AM
should be bullhead, otherwise you're downing that faustino too fast!
faustino is a good red wine (rioja) for a fair price....

Spanish wine is some of the best value for your money available.. I drink a lot of it myself
I drink very little else. Rioja, especially, is the Melvins of wines for me.

Simplified, you can go buy a bottle of Faustino VII (the A Senile Animal CD of Riojas - great value for money, rarely disappointing and a hit with friends ignorant of Melvins); you can go a tad upwards with a Faustino V (Sugar Daddy CD - Punchier, louder and thicker than your ASA); Faustino I is the Stoner Witch of Riojas, you pay a bit more for it, but every bottle is like drinking a bit of heaven, leaves you with a smile on your face and thinking you just tasted the best thing ever; etc. etc. until you get to something like a Roda Reserva 2006 which is the equivalent of the Endless Residency vinyl and just makes you whimper involuntarily while you're drinking it.

Next week on Rock & Booze, we'll be discovering the comparisons between Polish Vodka and Electric Wizard, and debating whether using synthetic corks in wine bottles has a detrimental effect on the wine in the same way as  "We Reach - The Music of the Melvins" may be inferior to the real thing.

buddy holiday

Quote from: jules on February 15, 2012, 04:20:25 AM
Quote from: jonE5 on February 15, 2012, 12:44:43 AM
Quote from: buddy holiday on February 14, 2012, 03:01:35 AM
should be bullhead, otherwise you're downing that faustino too fast!
faustino is a good red wine (rioja) for a fair price....

Spanish wine is some of the best value for your money available.. I drink a lot of it myself
I drink very little else. Rioja, especially, is the Melvins of wines for me.

Simplified, you can go buy a bottle of Faustino VII (the A Senile Animal CD of Riojas - great value for money, rarely disappointing and a hit with friends ignorant of Melvins); you can go a tad upwards with a Faustino V (Sugar Daddy CD - Punchier, louder and thicker than your ASA); Faustino I is the Stoner Witch of Riojas, you pay a bit more for it, but every bottle is like drinking a bit of heaven, leaves you with a smile on your face and thinking you just tasted the best thing ever; etc. etc. until you get to something like a Roda Reserva 2006 which is the equivalent of the Endless Residency vinyl and just makes you whimper involuntarily while you're drinking it.

Next week on Rock & Booze, we'll be discovering the comparisons between Polish Vodka and Electric Wizard, and debating whether using synthetic corks in wine bottles has a detrimental effect on the wine in the same way as  "We Reach - The Music of the Melvins" may be inferior to the real thing.

or you go for an amarone which is basically melvins' boner years!
looking forward to hearing your vodka wizard stories.