Ask Dale

[bruce]

and that pube is from another dude.

[glen]

with whom he was caught in the nude.

[bruce]

was it fart lips with plastic boobs?

[FartLips]

No it was danny, wasted on ludes.

[bruce]

y'mean danny the tranny was caught with dc, doin the do in the doo's?

[glen]

don't tell anyone,  but it happened in the loo.

[(((O)))]

don't tell anyone,  but it happened in the loo.

You mean the bathroom? 

[bruce]

dunny

[glen]

by now that interview should be worth good money

[FartLips]

but compared to this thread, it won't be as funny!

[jules]

Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny,

[bruce]

tummy, tummy, tummy, tummy, cunny.

[jules]

There was a young drummer called Dale,
Whose drumming was as slow as a snail,
The audience would heckle,
Til Dale burst a freckle,
And on his sticks them he'd impale.

[bruce]

there was a creepy crover named dale
who's anticipated interview was lost in the mail
what the fuck
friggin sux
ban ban ban, creepy crover dale

[homeless_dad]

Who'd be dumb enough to start a melvins limerick thread.